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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Andrew W.K. is a genius

    When it's time to party we will party hard You, You work all night (all night) And when you work you don't feel all right And when, When things stop feeling all right (all right) And everything is all right 'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no) We will never do as others do...
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    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    I have not. I have looked at it in the mirror tho. It's tough getting a clean view of the actual asshole itself (lol,cleanview of the asshole, get it?) tho considering I don't shave my rectal region.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Appreciate the offer but I think i'm just going to be finishing up the all classes to 65 and full clear challenges for the next couple weeks. Doing a 2h doublestrike ranger at the moment (instead of duelist like my other 3 heh). Should be able to make it to 65 no problem and relatively cheap...
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    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    Hey hey, I thought I was gonna have to become a chick if I ever wanted you to like me. #winning
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Reeeeeeeeeep level 81.75 with 30+ exalts of gear. For some reason I thought my SWT build would work better on Jungle Valley boss than my old beta spork totem build did... haha
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That looks like a man. I can tell from having clicked 100% of Fedor's spoilers along with my many other internet adventures.
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    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    Everyone forgot about the fight I was supposed to have with Cam =/
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Wait... People actually still respond seriously to things Tanoomba posts?
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    Remembering those who have passed on

    Fuck his girlfriend/wife/sister/mother (any and all of these choices that exist).
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    I'm ok with this.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Needed fucking 18 yards from Marshall to win this week and he puts up 6... what a joke.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    Is unspoilered dick allowed in every thread now or what?
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Sports Figures Who Break The Law

    Athletes going broke is no different from people who win the lotto going broke or people who lose their $450,000 a year job and only make $200,000 at their new job going broke. Retards like to live as if they'll be pulling in large sums of money every year (just enough to cover their...
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    Laughing *at* me still leaves me as the cause of your laughter...
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Learning Java

    Your username/avatar make me feel uncomfortable... Can't really explain it but it doesn't vibe well with me. +1
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    THE Drunk Thread

    To the 'shaw!
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Florida is a shithole

    I no longer live in Florida, therefore it has become shittier than it was (yes, it was possible for Florida to become shittier).
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    Yes, DAs pick and choose, just like cops pick and choose, etc. etc. Doesn't make it right, tho, just makes it the way it is. Second, how was that hypocrisy? I said there were situations where i'd probably end up doing it/things that would cause me to do it. Breaking news, humans can make...
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Save Trollface Poll

    I made the thread, just need someone to make it a poll!
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    Who is funnier, Wizardhawk or Kegkilla?

    Somebody make this a poll.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I have 2700 hps farming Piety and doing maps now (I still don't want to test my build vs dominus tho). Another option for getting away from boxes is having a nicely leveled lightning warp + faster cast + reduced duration. I immediately warp away from boxes when I trigger them (have to mash...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That.... I don't even know.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    What tickles your pickle

    Blue pill is adderall, noob.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    6 linked my Cloak of Defiance tonight so I should be on par for another rip in the next 2-5 hours of gameplay heheh.
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I know that feel, Eidal. On my 3rd attempt at my duelist things were going great. I had managed to 6link my belly of the beast in 30 fusings while trying to just 5link it. Less than an hour later I look away from the screen for 10 seconds while in merciless docks (no monsters on screen) and...
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Have you been Cuckolded?

    Watch out with all the comrade and red talk, bro. Don't you know the NSA is reading this shit? You gonna get disappeared Cold War style at the rate you're going.
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    Save Trollface Poll

    I've always been funnier than Keg...
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    The Ask Zhavric Thread

    Why the fuck do you only have 99 posts?
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    Path of Exile

    Masters carrying over would absolutely destroy 90% of the point of new leagues, might as well let people carry over their old chars too if you do that.
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    Have you been Cuckolded?

    Palum taking up the modern day nerd-slaying since I haven't seen our former nerd-slayers around?
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Fuck those kids, gameboy was the shit. That's why children need to be hit. Disclaimer: I said hit, not beaten like they were a grown ass man who you just found in bed with your wife.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Have you been Cuckolded?

    I agree, I can't even vote in the poll because of this. This whole forum discriminates against me so hard (forever alone = not able to post in TGWBYHT, can't vote in poll, sex moments thread, etc.) and I demand equality!
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    Thread

    If your hands had no maximum size limit what would you do?
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    Thread

    discuss.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    The whole point of the law is that opinion is supposed to be fucking irrelevant. The law is the law is the law and it doesn't (shouldn't) change based on whatever the fuck people feel is "justified" or "right" at any given moment. As for whether or not it is acceptable to take a life, no I...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Doomed as a nation

    Sounds like the issue with cooked foods (burger weights, steak weights etc.) finally worked it's way to another industry! Yay America (really i'm just jealous because I wish I could find some kind of super stupid lawsuit that would get me rich but inspiration hasn't stricken me yet).
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    The sad thing is he probably won't even if it was crystal clear he did it with 70 eye witnesses testifying that they saw him blast the guy and it nullifies the entire fucking purpose of having a legal system (people not being able to do whatever the fuck they want because they feel like it)
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    I'm amazed that everyone thinks it's fine to kill someone, for any reason, (and talks it up like getting away with it is somehow an achievement and justice) while simultaneously crying 10,000 tears of rage every time a cop does anything at all to someone doing something equally as stupid as...
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why not just pick an option on your own and roll with it? The hardest part about quitting smoking isactuallywanting to quit...
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    [Manga] Bleach (spoilers to current)

    I liked the Bount arc... (I stopped watching after Ichigo vs Aizen)