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Pretty shitty movie. I got up to piss at one point and almost didn't restart it. But that was the part where catwoman was going into the club and it looked like it was about to get good. However, I liked pattinson as batman. It's not his fault the story was so predictable. The problem is...

Listen here punk. I was in the first generation of people to actually use a goddamn computer. I took programming in high school and after about a month the teacher was coming to me for answers. Other students inevitably started skipping her and came directly to me and she politely asked me to...

Tell them you have a weird painless knot that shows up when you're fully erect. Good move telling all the girls at work that you're gay. They obviously think of you as their gay best friend.

Well once you know that, you can play her. Oh no missus. Please don't throw me in that briar patch!

I'm not sure which side you're taking in the argument.

That's a good point. It might be better to call him ultra lucky boy.

She's not pretty enough to get that kind of leniency. I guess she's just the judge's type. I wonder if he commonly wants to see the crack whores who run through his court in his chambers.

That joke always tickles me. Not unlike the doctor's sausage fingers. I was turning around to punch him in the face when he finished. He was like "OK That all looks fine" and was scooting back to the other side of the room. I'll tell you what though, I kinda wish there had been a camera on...

I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did...

Just be glad the M isn't "music" yet. Lets just have a whole new woke meaning for steam, then stem can go back to what it always was. social justice, transwhateverism, equity, arts, music

we could care less about your grammer nazi bullshit.

Quick question. Are you absolutely sure that you're not dead? Maybe he knows something you don't.

holy fuck. How does she keep the pants in one piece with those sharp knees? No but really, nice.

I am legit on the edge of my seat waiting to find out what's wrong with dragon lady. The worst I can come up with so far is if she's ugly.

I assume Peter (the first pope) molested someone. But since it was a minor and the records would have been sealed, we don't know for sure.

You didn't realize Thor was a God? Studies show that nearly all gays were molested as children. So the priests molesting altar boys are creating the gays that they supposedly hate. Time is a flat circle.

Does anyone know what % of these guys have been in the NFL? Any guesses as to how many make it to the NFL in the future? I know it's early for that second question.

Apparently his dog is picky about it's peanutbutter covered schlongs.

I got law an order for a while too. I don't have sound on so I don't know what happened. But I assume there was either a delay or a programming error. It's back on now. I am so hyped. I used to like the gamblers a lot and it looks like they're still kicking ass.

That sounds pretty weird and unhealthy. But OK. If it's working, it's not weird.

So then she's taking a vacation from the family.

@lurkingdirk would probably have to approve it before LLR would make the change.

What the fuck does this mean? A solo work vacation? Unless this is a bass ackwards way of saying a business trip, it makes no sense.

Is there any way we can change his asshat avatar to this for the duration of his reign?

Can someone post a list of all these shitty movies please? I wanna watch em all. BTW surrogates was really good. Bruce wasn't necessarily good in it, many people could have done that role IMO. But it was a good movie.

But how are you supposed to get off if you can't follow the plot?

WRONG.gif Look, I just wanna see the titties of the alleged female poster. Why are yall making this so complicated? It's purist and most natural of all the desires that drive us.

That photo doesn't look great, but surely if she was swimming a lot her body must have been nice. Where are the nudes? i really don't understand why these fucking nudes of the teachers are never released. Just because they were sent to a minor doesn't make them CP.

You're pretty much saying what cad did. Us old married guys have been out of the game too long to give good dating advice. What we can advise on is how to stay married. You're simply not asking the right questions. "You wanna skip the BJ tonight?" "No" "OK, well lets get it over with...

He hollered out the window and asked him if he was dead. Andre said he wasn't, but andre was black and you know how those darkies lie.

Took a dump so nice, that over 15 minutes later I'm still glowing.

ummm Are you sure you're her only dude? If the genders were reversed your girlfriends would be telling you that you're the side chick. Better than what happened to my wife's MTG collection. The son of the dude she used to live with burned the house down and they had no insurance. The dude...

Obviously that girl is a believer in the rule that sex comes on a certain date, so she wants to be clear the first date isn't a date. It's the only reason I can think of for not wanting to call the meetup a date.

WRONG! PEMDAS Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Subtract. Do it in that order and you get the ONE true answer. Fucking idiot.

it's not that easy. The studs could be anywhere from 12" to 24". Hell I think they could even be 36" in some cases (but don't hold me to that, I don't build houses). Once you figure out what your building has you can kind of use that method. Except closer to the corners they probably get...