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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Do jewelers glasses hold your squinty eyes open?
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    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    Just saw this last night. Easily the best spiderman movie ever made. I normally hate multiverse bullshit but this was well done. I think it was the over the top fan service that made it so good. Much as I like strange normally, he wasn't good in this. Like he was supposed to be the adult in...
  3. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm not sure if yall remember that someone on the forum actually had that experience with the camera and everything. We called it a sobjob and he said it was amazing.
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    MMA Thread

    I had it happen on at least 3 different streams. In the final one, they were skipping back to the lewis tuivalo fight which was infinitely better, so I left it alone.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    This is a woman who fucked one of her students. Take sane out of the picture and it's a red flag.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I can't find any other pics of her. No social media is a bit of a red flag.
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    MMA Thread

    In the final fight did it keep cutting back to earlier fights for everyone, or was that just those of us who were stealing it?
  8. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    We're all rooting for her to be strapped for cash and so sell you an expensive camera you don't want in exchange for a BJ while she's crying uncontrollably.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So did you do the tattoo?
  10. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    There's a picture on the internet of a girl who has an infant tattooed around her pussy. It's a fake, but I can't think of anything creepier than that. Checks at least 2 of your boxes and technically the 3rd since the person wanting it would be a monster.
  12. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Mattress Mack may have a gambling problem.
  13. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Is that because you never watched him run?
  14. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Watch out for teams hiring away each other's diversity hires.
  15. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    They could recast him with a younger clone and still use hamil. Just do the series as a flashback narrated by older luke.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It was a bit of a stretch. I certainly remember avidrala sending and receiving texts while she was meeting with other people. I don't even bother to listen to voice chats when they're sent to me. If you have some drunken ramblings to share with me, then turn on voice to text so we can both...
  17. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Why did you cover up their feet? They can't possibly be that hideous. Pic not related. I got that one from foh, so here's another one.
  18. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Mine was an ex who had ghosted me and called me 2 years later. She wanted to see wassup n shit, and I hear a kid trying to get her attention. "Who's that?" "My daughter" "How old is she?" "2" ..... .... oooh noo..missa hoss no heeeah Mind you, my current GF (now wife) was in bed right next...
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What's rustling my jimmies right now is how slow that fucking video is loading. I let it get to the end and replayed it and it's still stopping and starting. I'm trying to jerk off here, dammit.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I would have asked her if she had an onlyfans.
  21. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    In my mind I think of him as Brett the Hitman Hart.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Yes, this. The problem with what philsey is saying is that I'm still rooting for them retconning that shit. If they actually start trying to backfill and explain parts of it, I will lose hope.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You might not be at the point in your relationship yet where you're ready to assert dominance through flatulence. But I agree farts aren't usually a problem for me. Usually they feel good unless I'm sick. I only worry about them if I'm going to be driving all day (no sense hotboxxing myself).
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    How perverted was your grandpa? Maybe he is still punishing all of us who use soap to jerk it.
  26. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    WHO'S LAUGHING NOW MOTHERFUCKER!
  27. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    So you thought Mara Jade's only defining characteristic was who she fucked? That was the thing I liked least about her.
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    But Mara Jade checks a diversity box. That's gotta count for something. If KK brings her back, it would probably be a black trans queer though, so I'm not really rooting for that. I don't understand why she is somehow off limits? They've said all of the old EU is now legends. That means...
  29. Hoss

    Andor

    You have my attention. Are you pitching that idea to Hollywood? Just make sure you include "And it'll be midgets in the costume instead of kids" so as to make it different from the child furry porn that already film for themselves.
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    Quantum Leap

    Mist is right. I remember thinking the same basic thoughts when I was watching them in first runs. I could see their politics were aggressive. Beckett kept trying to fix things that weren't accepted back then. I remember one where he was a black servant and got uppity with his mistress...
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    Andor

    Every time I see the title of this I think it's a star trek series.
  32. Hoss

    Quantum Leap

    And for that reason I will give it a shot. What do those mean? Can you give me the corresponding racial slurs please?
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bean-o helps me a lot with beans. 2-3 drops on the first bite and it's magical. Not sure if it works for PB.
  34. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's disappointing, numbers guy. It would be interesting to know what the break even point is on average. There are too many variables for me to want to do it and I'm too far removed from the childcare expenses. That's why I advocate people crunching the numbers themselves.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That's all fine. Other than tweaking cad with the "let someone else raise your kids" line, I'm pretty sure I haven't said jack shit about anything other than finances. I'm sure I haven't addressed anyone's non-financial reasoning because the finances was my only point. Someone said people...
  36. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait, this was directed specifically at me? lol where'd you get that? I can lean into the tradwife obsession if it makes you feel better. But I'm not terrified of losing my shit in a divorce. As I understand the process, you have to get a divorce for that to happen. I don't even have that...
  37. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro. You're on tilt. I said it usually doesn't make financial sense. I was speaking only about finances. I used the word financial. I even pointed out in a later post that I was not addressing other factors such as happiness. Here's the sentence again "If you don't have free daycare, it...
  38. Hoss

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I was just thinking the same thing. This is like a 3/4 speed practice. I don't remember it being like that. They were going harder at the skills competition. Treyvon Diggs hurt himself. The skills competition has always been better anyway.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cad just missed that I used "usually". He got shit on a little bit for it and now, since this is the grownup section we're going to drop it. But feel free to shit on this johnny come lately who didn't bother to read for context.