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  1. Hoss

    Ms. Marvel

    Lets test the theory. What do my reactions say about my knowledge of the comic?
  2. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I was thinking about this last night and I felt bad for ruining your shower thought. Use a black hole instead. If you're near a black hole and get cut loose, you're heading right for it. In that case you might even have enough oxygen that you won't get the sweet release of unconsciousness...
  3. Hoss

    Ms. Marvel

    I missed this entirely. They fired Brie Larson and rebooted her character already? Or is that supposed to be a young brie? Did it release in 2021?
  4. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I thought I remembered them doing this. Did you find a flight path for it? It's really hard to represent flight paths in space, but they're usually interesting.
  5. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Who sold that brady football? Was it from Brady himself? If so he should make it right with that dude who bought it. If not, I wonder if the guy who sold it figured brady would be back too and sold the ball before the value dropped.
  6. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    lol First off, gamblers have gut feelings and go with them. Fucking crybabies want to cancel the bets now or something? Second off, did this really come out of left field? Wasn't everyone aware of the likelihood that he'd pull a favre? I know I'm smart, but I can't be that much smarter...
  7. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ob1 is going to look weird pregnant. I hope it happens early so we get to see him waddle around a lot.
  8. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I would have given you a higher score if you had included how you are totally straight.
  9. Hoss

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    And now, competing in the Mental Gymnastics division .... Vanessa
  10. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    And the inquisitor falls in love with ob1 and they have a child. A girl they name Mara Jade. I'm feeling uplifted right now. Ooh, can they de-age the jawa humper and have her in the class too?
  11. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Yeah but you will have an orbital momentum to your trajectory when you get cut loose from your space station. Multiple in fact. The space station orbits earth, which orbits the sun, which orbits the center of the milky way, which orbits the center of the universe. All of those objects are...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You gotta fuck the crazy out of them bro. At 50 they're not getting the regular vitamin D injections they became accustomed to in their youth. I just had a month off because I'm doing rotational work and we had a hitch swap. I think it ruined me too. Every fucking day I didn't do shit...
  13. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I'm going to masturbate constantly. Either that or start trying to swim towards the sun and do a slingshot maneuver to go back in time. But probably jerk off.
  14. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I don't mean to shit all over your shower thought, but I guess I am anyway. With the way orbits work, would you even know you were headed towards the sun unless you had a computer map out your trajectory for you. If you were smart enough, you might realize that you're in a decaying orbit, but...
  15. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I bet Lacey was cute. That changes a lot of things, including how quickly you get blessed.
  16. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    Probably no for him. Knees too hairless and not enough paws.
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Around here, construction is so hot and heavy they're probably working longer hours while the weather is cool. Don't know what it's like in BP's neighborhood.
  18. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    I thought moldova was a made up place in the marvel universe.
  19. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    dammit Iv'e got to remember to hit preview when I'm posting in the shaw.
  20. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    So you've got that going for you. Which is nice.
  21. Hoss

    Lithose is dead and there’s nothing we can do about it

    Don't tell me there's nothing I can do about it. Me and billywitchdoctor.com got this
  22. Hoss

    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    Actually he can do it. He can report the post he was infracted for (or any of his own posts if he can't get to that one) and ask for a moderator review. Rule 10. You're thinking about Rule 13 that requires a third party. Anyone can do a Rule 14 appeal.
  23. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You sure they're legumers? That's a chinky thing. Pics unrelated.
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    Ossoi’s Diesel Lamentation, Insulin & Domination thread - a sub AMA or ODLIDTASAMA for short

    Eater of dog fucked pussy. That just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as dog fucker, and it sounds worse. Like we're actually giving him a break by just using dog fucker. Eskimo brothers with a dog is what we should be using though.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    This barely counts as a shower thought, but I don't see a thread for random memories. The memes about Justin Trudeau sucking dick with his butthole reminded me of a time I was getting a massage years ago. Asian lady. It was a nice massage, and towards the end she started saying "You...
  26. Hoss

    Zaara's Tattoo Artist Thread

    All human females do and zaara is one of those. Allegedly. All humans have tits. All mammals have them too I think. Even some non mammals have them. For instance chickens and turkeys both have breasts.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That might be the first FOH shower thought that actually made me worf IRL. But no, probably not. I try to wait till people are done before blessing them. Whether it's 1 sneeze or 15. Actually no, at 15 sneezes the blessing would be more like "Jesus fuck what the fuck is wrong with you? Get...
  28. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    Think I can beat him in the 40 yet?
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I thought robocop3 was universally reviled.
  30. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    That's a good idea. Redskins should offer him a contract. I bet he turns them down.
  31. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Wut? Bro kanan jarrus is 100% current canon. I don't think he even existed in legends.
  32. Hoss

    Zaara's Tattoo Artist Thread

    An alleged female. We haven't seen tits yet.
  33. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    That's a good question. Is Michael Vick still in football shape? If not, then him.
  34. Hoss

    Favorite Awesome and Absurd Action Movies

    There was something made recently that would fit, but I can't remember what it was.
  35. Hoss

    I Found The Foler Alt.

    You can turn off reaction notifications. The only thing that ever irritated me about reactions was when the setting to turn that off was busted.
  36. Hoss

    2022 NFL Offseason Thread: Looking forward Tua better future!

    I hate it because he's a better QB than you deserve.
  37. Hoss

    I Found The Foler Alt.

    If you care about reactions being given to you, I'd say you're on the wrong side of mentally stable. LLR or amod, you should go through and do your meganuke to every post in this thread.
  38. Hoss

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    huh? What demo is that? Greasy italians?
  39. Hoss

    Reacher

    Except there were only 2, he didn't list vanilla sky (hands down the worst), and most people like the mission impossibles. Maybe he liked the mummy and he was listing the good ones. It was just kind of all over the place.