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That means autistic? I thought it mean gay. Fuck, it would be hilarious if it turned out my nephew was just autistic. I bet his husband would be devastated.

You sound like someone who sucked a dick for one between November 1993 and June 1994 (when Sega released the 32-bit add on for the genesis)

Yeah but it's still giving money to the aarp. It's a bit like saying you can suck a dick once and keep the atari jaguar for life.

It's worth a shot. Especially that first option if it actually modifies the properties of the printer. Even if it doesn't, it might still report to my computer for a split second and get captured.

This is a technology forum, so lets see if we're any good at troubleshooting. I have a printer in my office that spits out jibberish every monday at 8 AM. It's obvious that some computer on the network has a scheduled print job and is probably using the wrong print driver. I need help...

Obviously it means they fought and broke up, then got together again pretty quick. He did say future wife, so no they were not married.

The target audience is autists and autists get joy from completing menial tasks. Source: me

I'm just glad to learn there are Christian gangs in prison. I no longer worry for my butthole if they ever catch me.

yeah that's the other problem with using it to prove how much injun you have. They change it all the time.

GANGSTA DISCIPLE 4 LYFE son reppin da GEE OH DEE 360! All glory to Him!

when it comes to the injun thing, DNA doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is being on the rolls. If the ex father in law was on the rolls, then he's a full blooded indian. If not, then he's just another redneck with delusions of grandeur.

i've done one of those. It would show the 2 girls as half sisters if they shared a parent. For men, they can usually tell you what parent is shared because of which chromosome shit is passed on. For girls that may not apply, i'm not sure. Also, the site is always clear about it being a...

You did your part. I am now aware.

I know he's OT. So was leia. You weren't still talking only about new characters.

How bout chewie? Does it count against him that the original actor was disabled, then died and harrison ford didn't like the replacement? Compared to dead chewie in the old EU, that was an improvement.

Phasma has the potential to be another boba fett. A badass character that got nothing but bitch slapped in the movie, but supplemental stories turn into a legend. She had the potential. First, the movie needed to not be a pile of shit.

I wanted to argue with you. Mas Kanata was cool, but she didn't do much. Captain Phasma was cool in her book, but she did jack shit in the movie. BB8 is allright. Makes a better toy than R2 at any rate. So I guess you're right. About the best new character I can come up with is Rey and...

Jodie herself is pretty based. Where was the wokeness in the flux season? I must have missed it. the doctor being anti-war and not using guns is well established so you can't blame any of that on her. Hell, they even had a gun save the day when the one armed girl used one to escape from the...

I finally got to see the flux season. It was good. My only complaint is how compacted it was. They had a full season story arc packed into 6 episodes instead of whatever the normal number is. No filler episodes where you just get a hint at the overall season arc and explore an interesting...

science may never know.

Can't wait for the comedy central roast of Will Smith. Mike Tyson needs to be the first one up. I don't think it was staged. I don't mean to be an edgelord, but neither of them is that good of an actor. I think Will is just having a hard time dealing with being a cuck.

I just watched it all this weekend. Surprisingly good. The first time we saw black and white mildred, I looked at my wife and went "Damn, I think I found a new fettish. We need to get some B&W pics of you just in case" She looked disgusted. "That woman is over a hundred". So yeah I loved...

No I'm not confusing anything. A tit. It comes from teet. That's a nipple and the flesh around it. The stuff about the chicken breasts was a joke but dudes and many animals have them.

Is Jimmy going to be healed up this year? If not that's perfect for the niners. Sit on him for a year and next year people will forget all his faults and pay top draft pick for him.

Shit, I want to hire him. Do you think he represents plant workers?

It's in italy. One of those degens was fucking the sharks. I bet it looks like this.

no, it's going to be a laundromat. Or maybe a laundrAmat?

That's marketing baby. All the Capital motherfuckers appear in the phone book before all the Capitol motherfuckers.

This needs a caption. Best I can come up with is HER PUSSY IS LIT! There's gotta be something that uses firecrotch.

I've figured out what my second wish would be if I ever found a lamp with a genie in it. First wish was to always match all but one number anytime I play the lotto. That way I can rake in as much cash as I want and not have my name all over the news from winning the lotto multiple times...

Does that mean muurloean was right? Deshawn is already dead.

Mother of God, that's real. I'm going to order a bottle of that and whisquila. Edit to add, I had no idea you could order liquor over the internet.

Done. It feels so fucking good.

I was about to call you out because the cards were in the NFC east when young retired. But I looked it up and they moved out 2 years later. So I'll let you have this one. ~*/ A a a a l l l l e g e d l y /*~

Really? Interesting. Planters doesn't process them correctly? Who does? Because they are fucking tasty.

I've never worn one, but from watching movies it looks like they are one big cavity that you climb into. So I'm planning to snake my arm out of the suit's arm protrusion and touch my own protrusion. If that doesn't work, I've had a theory for a long time that one can masturbate without...

That's weird. In my family women are almost always the executrixes of wills. I assumed it was because women live longer. But maybe it's because the women of my family are bossy if you've never run across it.

Is there another way to eat cashews? It's sensitive skin. I'm not saying it didn't manifest anywhere else in my guts, but maybe I didn't notice it. If my guts ever got itchy, first thing I'd do is stop dropping acid. Oh shit. Maybe I could use the ivermectin I bought in case I got the hoax...

My butthole is itching. Last time it did this I figured out I was allergic to some new tea I had been drinking. Can't even remember what it was, but it was red so I don't drink red tea anymore. The only new thing I've been eating lately is cashews. I'd had cashews before, but I'd never just...