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You might say we have the best schott this year.

So yeah, it's all coming up cowboys this year. I don't see anyone in the league we can't beat. In summation; Fuck the redskins.

It's a good policy and a good idea. But I'd have to record a greeting to do that. I just use the default one with the phone number. Years ago when cell phones were still just phones I started getting scam calls where they knew my name. It kinda freaked me out because the number didn't even...

I get shitloads of spam calls. I usually try to answer them because the only thing worse than the constant flood of spam calls is them leaving fucking voicemails that I then have to check. If I'm not too bowed up I'll even talk to them if they are real people. I've said all this before...

I remember that one. My thought was more along the lines of never getting addicted to it in childhood. To be clear, my stance is still that the thing in the picture is a male silverback gorilla in prosthetics. My recollection of that one is that they found an alternative they could synthesize...

Are the novels and .... whatever the fuck communicator is ... canon in star trek?

You should have stuck around. He was only a super genius compared to other gay blacks. He was average intelligence for a straight white guy.

At least it's feasible to make an xx out of 2 xy donors with the proper application is SCIENCE! I forgot how detailed that got with the moclan reproductive process. I kinda shut down for most of it. How did 2 dudes make one egg? I don't remember those episodes. But I was imagining new ones...

Yeah I forgot about the heroes. They were great. I lost interest in flash when I canceled cable and it became slightly inconvenient to watch it.

I didn't even notice that at first, but is that what happens when the jem hadar dont get their drugs?

People liked voyager? I mean other than me. I liked it but all I ever saw was hatred for it.

I can't argue this because I liked arrow and flash too.

And with her pumpkin sized head, she could easily cosplay a headless triple breasted whore of erotican six.

@Void is here.

Sounds like you are not familiar with St Adam Carolla's sacred teachings on penis measuring.

I think you underestimate how squishy fat is. Congratulations for not having any yourself.

Deleted his account and now posts on his alt @Lightning Lord Rule

So start calling her. She could be lying or she could have a good reason she doesn't want to tell you yet. I know it's not the same because you can't call her every time you think about her throughout the day, but it's probably going to be worth it to get a woman who's brain hasn't been rotted...

Have you asked her? Maybe she just prefers phone calls. For all you know she could be dyslexic and therefore hates texting. Why didn't you put a baby in her? Actually, I'm glad you didn't. Leave that womb for a more worthy male.

Yeah her big ass should help keep it from falling. That's what I'm saying!

9 years and she still hasn't learned to actually hula hoop?

OK sure, but the ceiling on her attractiveness isn't THAT high. They probably decided it wasn't worth the effort.

I can only assume she was looking for whole milk. Unrelated. Because of this meme I learned rowdy roddy piper died 10 years ago. WTF man, the day just keeps getting worse. Actually, I didn't hear Ultimate Warrior was dead either, but I kinda assumed with him.

Yeah they smell pretty good when they're new. But that tee bark/dog breath/pork rind smell wears off fairly quick under direct sunlight.

One time I was there, I saw 2 teenage girls with a rented wheelchair and they were swapping out when one got tired of pushing the other. You were not abusing the system enough.

https://www.wildthingsfur.com/proddetail.php?prod=Genuine_Coonskin_Cap I can't decide which one is right. With the face or without.

Were you wearing the coonskin cap? I went twice as an adult. It took us a few days to figure out the wheelchair hack. Rent a wheelchair for your elderly mom for like $5 and since most lines are not ADA compliant, you get mixed in with the speedpass people. It might not work anymore, it's...

Would that really be a huge difference? Michael douglas was prettier than glen close. Change my mind.

I've just been keistering them. But I think I've been doing it wrong. I can do a whole 8 oz package and nothing. I didn't even realize they were supposed to make you high.

In that case, it should have been at least 40 times. How is he supposed to know she really loves him if she's only there for him 95% of the time? Also, I cannot fix her. That's the kind of girl where it doesn't matter if you give her a fake name and address, she'll find you anyway.

So, he's representing women in the thread?

Maybe start making complaints to HR that people with made up pronouns aren't wearing stickers listing them. If that doesn't work change yours to Wakandan / American Inventor and file complaints against them for not using yours.

BACK TO BACK TWO LIMITED MILITARY POLICE ACTIONS.

There's a whole pocket with nothing but werther's originals. Oh and another pocket with loose 38 special +P+ ammo.

I was going to say it's like a cargo vest. I too am interested in this wizardry.

Monkey girl doesn't need to be fixed. I can break her.

I can't remember the years, but I paid 5k for for a 50" TV when they were new. Over a decade later the TV died. I went to a TV repair shop and got a bigger one a few years newer for like $100.

Automated tech support voices would probably be more trustworthy and useful if they were male. The xfinity automated system will hang up on you if you call it a cunt too many times.

I don't hate the bengals or anything, but I hope he does go back and play in college for the lulz.

When your pussy stank but your friends are afraid to tell you directly.