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  1. iannis

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    The way to view the new hope Vader Ben fight is that it was an internal conflict. You don't juice that fight. You ignore the bullshit over CGI over choreographed horseshit from the prequels. And you kinda needed Vader to do what he did in r1. The scariest thing about Vader is the mask and...
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    Ozark

    Yeah, its not the shows fault. But laundering drug money was a central theme of bb,and any other show that uses that premise for 15 years is going to be compared to it. If its a white guy working for the cartel. Like if anyone did a show about Baltimore gangs it will get compared to the wire...
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    Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017)

    That's really too bad. I was hoping it wouldn't suck. You could do a two hour long collection of shorts tied loosely with a narrative and have it not suck. Not the most popular mode of storytelling, but it can work and be quite good.
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    Ozark

    Watched the first ep, and honestly this was a strong strong vibe. This must have been written around the final season of BB and Bateman just waited a while for it to cool off. No problem with it really, besides the meta.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    You know what I was thinking watching that last episode at the end. "So I wonder where Dany got that dress made. I mean for real, this is what she wears riding in a boat, riding on her dragon, and putting handprints in the beach? This is friday casual for dany now?" It was a pretty nice...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    All I know is I got accused of posting spoilers when I never have and never will read the books. I'm just not retarded, so some things are obvious. Others, like killing every character off, are somewhat surprising. But once you understand that's his meta to try to be unpredictable, it forces...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I remember an engineering analysis of a wall of ice that tall. It would have to be so much wider at the base than at the top that you would need to call it a nice hill rather than an ice wall. There is a reason why eskimoes never built two story igloos. Gravity > water The only point being...
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    Parent Thread

    What were saying is that your sister has a giant vagina
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    Parent Thread

    Well now her childhood nickname has to be vanka and when she's older and asks why Because you were yuuuuuge
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That arya opening scene was powerful dumb. Her chatting with the random soldiers in the woods was OK though. The only part I think I really liked was the stuff with the hound. Cersi and Jaime can go suck some cocks. Just murder each other already. Sansa was OK I guess. Khalessi was nothing...
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    Parent Thread

    You gotta get that boy some plastic dog doo so he can terrorize his sisters.
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    2017 Emmy Nominations and Awards

    Hard call between stranger things and Westworld. I think maybe stranger things just because those child actors were SO good. You expect Hopkins to deliver.
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    2017 Emmy Nominations and Awards

    They're still making modern family? I thought that died on the vine. It started to get really really bad.
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    If the poster above you died, what would you say in their RIP thread?

    1488. DEUTSCHELAND UBER ALLES
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    Health Problems

    And unfortunately benadryl won't do very much once the hives are formed. You need steroids for that, which you have. Benadryl works best if you can get it as you feel them starting to form. Which, overnight in your sleep, ain't gonna happen. Benadryl is more prophylactic. But you already...
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    If the poster above you died, what would you say in their RIP thread?

    Sorry your brother died. Call me, bae. The best way to grieve is to ride the white cock.
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    Health Problems

    Seems extreme. Three days should be plenty for aspirin to clear your blood. PLENTY.
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    Tuco's tolan free safe space

    I would have gone for the product demonstration. There's just something about watching a chick make plops.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, he's just looking for a very specific sort of prey. The guy's a predator. That's all. And not a very good one. He's basically looking for Keg's girl. But he can't find her, because Keg girls have developed the ability to spot his kind by this stage in their lives. He won't actually do...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You brother sounds like a fun dude.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, there's no mystery to that one.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well I know I ain't pretty. I tried to be, once, when I was young. That shit is just embarrasing.
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    John Smedley hired by Amazon to produce MMOs

    He was telling people on government assistance to max out their fucking credit cards so that he could cure his wife's cancer or some shit. And he found Jesus and dirtbikes when he was looking for a way off the vicodin. Didn't sell that dirtbike. I guess his wife only rates sucker money. The...
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    Poll Save EQ

    The thing that fucks up my head about EQ is that if I logged in, there's probably still 1 or 2 of the guys that I used to at least talk to on the server chat who are keeping the shit real and slaying the dragon.
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    Health Problems

    I wonder if you moved to the country when the kids are 17ish if they'd go away. I obviously don't know anything about it. But you live in the DC area. It's not exactly the most chill place on the planet to exist. She's got 3 girls to ride herd on. I mean there is stress in her life...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Also edging. It saves materials to leave the 2 bricks open in the pattern rather than the 3. You only need 1 brick instead of 1 1/2 to finish off the pattern at the borders. Ain't no one got time for half a brick!
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    Health Problems

    Yeah, I've never had a full bore panic attack. Well, I mean sober. But you know sometimes when you're a kid you get all lost just to find your way home and that's the entire point. But sober i've never had one. I've seen some bad ones. I've seen women curl up like a baby. The closest I've...
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    Health Problems

    Yeah, that sounds like one of those pill salesman doctors. Of course, the way off the pills... honestly... is therapy. Therapy doesn't have to be sitting on a couch and talking about your mother. In fact, that's excessively bullshit therapy. That's renting a parent for an hour a week...
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    Rumors and gossip

    Can we get a kitten rating up in this bitch? Maybe a kitten licking its taint?
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    Rumors and gossip

    This is some DEEP trolling. <3 this thread with kittens.
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    Parent Thread

    No, that seems like a pretty good strategy.
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    I was thinking that Sisco was the most credible captain. But that's not it. All three of them are entirely credible. Sisco is the most integrated. He feels the most like a real human being. He seems the most limited, and the most aware of his limitations. Janeway was just shit. Which is...
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    I don't think you're necessarily wrong, arb, but I do think there was a more subtle, nuanced, and powerful way to make that point without turning trek into an action movie. Picard was the Ethics captain. It's not going to be a good fit when you throw Picard into a Kirk situation. All Q really...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I'm holding out for x ray vision. Granted with yoga pants it's a lot less fun. But I think in another 10 years the fashion will swing back to large obstructionary clothing. And I need to be prepared to see what they got going on under there.
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    American Gods

    Its weird that they didn't mention thunderbird at ALL in the season, and they only mentioned the buffalo three times. That was an integral part of the central theme in the book. That was his narrative spine, from what I remember. It's going to be a little odd when S2 lights up the Native...
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    American Gods

    Oops. Yeah. The Sprite Guy! Not the gay elf!
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    Silicon Valley

    I mean every season is season 1. Except they can't top the end of season dickjoke. TJ's episode where he hired the mexican gangster to spraypaint his garage door is still one of the top 3 of the entire series, imho.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Of all things, there was an episode of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that I thought did a halfway decent job of it from a writing perspective. They were lampooning the SJW bullshit (which you know perfectly well that most of the cast and writers are at least tolerant of), and the moral of the...
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    Silicon Valley

    What I took from that interview is that Miller wanted the show to be something that it isn't. And when they offered him less episodes he said, "how about none instead? No, Seriously." Also he doesn't like a few of the dudes on the show. He seems to think the one guy is a primadonna. Oh...
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    Health Problems

    I don't mean to speak for everyone but I do find it safe to say that we all need some clarification about your boobs.