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  1. iannis

    Parent Thread

    It sounds like you mean from different families? by different families means that you sold them to the gypsies. No advice though. That's a rough situation if she's coming back just to turn your son against his mother. Maybe something along the lines of "Look, we did what we could for you...
  2. iannis

    Parent Thread

    Look at this toxic fucking patriarchy up in here.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So I've been getting fat over the past year or so. Just soda and bullshit garbage food. Two weeks ago I put myself on a water and not-bullshit-garbage-food diet. It's russlin my jimmies hard that I feel better. Whole body better every day. Because I wanna go back to the soda and bullshit so...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENT
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    Silicon Valley

    Yeah, I think you take the safe money, too. But he's decided that he'll never be hotter. Apparently. And it's really hard to say that he's wrong. So... a year or two of safe money or take your shot? I think he'll flame out too. The sad clown just ain't gonna fly for long. hardcore SJW'ing...
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    American Gods

    Was it avoided in the book? I think it was confronted wasn't it? And the answer was that God God IS too abstract. But I might be thinking of a different book. I really enjoyed this show. Bloom's slaveship tirade was pretty great too. That was perfect. They did about the best job possible...
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    The Secret World

    I dunno, really. I think i'm going to hate the reticle system. That's really the thing. I don't like that sort of control scheme. It's not "CHANGE IS BAD". It's just not how I interface with the product. The combat revamp. Ehh, it's got its good points its got its bad points. I'm ok with...
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    GLOW

    Brie really did lose some weight. It's surprisingly not terrible. When they market it as "from the creators of Orange is the New Black"... well, I have some apprehensions.
  9. iannis

    The Gong Show

    I'm imagining America's got talent,but less focused on finding a Vegas act. So basically an open call for people to come do arty shit and maybe get some face time. It would kinda take Mike Myers and his personal Canadian goofiness.
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    GLOW

    I made it 60 seconds.
  11. iannis

    GLOW

    I kinda feel like allison's boobs is the draw. They must have paid real money for that you know. Allison's no dummy. She knows dem titties come with a pricetag.
  12. iannis

    Parent Thread

    She's half titty! You can outrun her!
  13. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    I wonder if it's possible that it's something much smaller and much closer to home. I mean probably not. I guess that the data would be demonstrably different if it were.
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    Baywatch (2017)

    lol. You're acting like a diva on the set of BAYWATCH? In her mind, this was her big shot? Actually... maybe she's right.
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    Rick and Morty

    Well the show is eventually doomed just because i'm surprised he's been able to squeeze 3 good seasons out of it. That's a really fucking hard thing to maintain without repeating yourself. At some point -- you've made the point. It might be that being a tool faggot drives the show and you...
  16. iannis

    The Animated GIF Thread

    oh god. why did I click the spoiler.
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    All I remember is a scene in TNG with worf where someone asks him, "Hey. What happened? Why do you have forehead ridges anyway?" And worf said, "We don't speak of it." And it was a pretty obvious wink to "we didn't expect klingons to be such a central part of star trek. They were a...
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    Autonomous Systems

    It's a super neat idea, but I feel like the real world application would be lackluster. I think where it may work pretty well is in a bed that you've spent quite a few hours prepping. If you just went out and cleared a patch of ground and planted some zuchinni... I don't think that little...
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    The Secret World

    Most of that shit should transfer. But you'll have to have claimed it on your TSW account for it to link into the TSL account.
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    The Secret World

    Just 1 character slot with the base pre-transfer account? I'm going to assume that they might give you extra slots for GM/Patron. But I guess maybe not, huh? Anyone actually know?
  21. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    Well, take some solace in the fact that if it was actually close you wouldn't be able to see it at all. It would just be another banding like the milky way.
  22. iannis

    Parent Thread

    Mothers milk is good, but it mostly kickstarts his immune system and gut flora. So what i'm saying is roll him in some dirt like a little cigar and it should be about the same.
  23. iannis

    Health Problems

    Huh. I thought they'd decided it was a no surgery required kind of deal. Well that blows.
  24. iannis

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Well shit, that's even worse for those two guys. lol. I read a little after I made that post. I dunno how you get a good product out of that process. Maybe Ron Howard can do it though.
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    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    It's a story about a young Han Solo. It's kinda not possible for this to be good unless they pull a logan with it and make it have nothing to actually do with Star Wars at all. Which is the only way I can see that they pull it out. They make it a young indiana jones story. IN SPACE. They...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Couple of big theories about what aging actually is. Telomeres, free radicals, transcription errors compounded over time, or just simple as fuck progenitor cells just aren't adapted to self replicate forever. Even something about mitochondria but I forget what that one is exactly. They're...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    You also have to assume an individual diagnostic expertise which we don't really have yet, but could conceivably attain. The physiology that they teach in textbooks is sort of a generalized theoretical perfect. It's got to be pretty close to that if you expect a living human... But Variants do...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Yeah, it's science fiction for adults. The reality is that the body ages at different rates. Not that you couldn't do it (assuming you could do the individual cell systems in the first place) You just couldn't do it with one pill is all. Different tissues have different lifespans. Every...
  29. iannis

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Stem cells. This kind of research is not only likely to be first. It has been the first. There are a lot of miraculous applications for it. From anything as vain as curing scars to something as serious as curing cystic fibrosis or sicklecell. Now how do you replace the entire basal layer at...
  30. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    God damn it, that's the punchline. The setup is, "obviously she was made in China... But I didn't realize babies couldn't be washed on the inside too, Ramen." Makin me work for it.
  31. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure your wife wouldn't let you, so no. Should have named him Awesome though, in loving memory of Ohnoes.
  32. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oooh! Nice buttflap! Iannis approved.
  33. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ramen would get shortened to Ray in kindergarten anyway. And I'm sure he named his Kiddo Benjamin or something like that. But Ramen wouldn't be so bad.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    That seems like it would be potentially harmful. But I dunno. I guess they're satisfied that it's safe.
  35. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    5 lbs isn't a bad weight. And that's real close to 6. It is small. But... A generation back that wasn't small. Women are trying to push out these 10-15 lb babies. I mean yeah... we have to cut it out of them.
  36. iannis

    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    Wow. I had no idea that King Crimson was still playing. I thought Fripp retired into teaching and like art installations and shit.
  37. iannis

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Even better would be to not explain it. Rey: Are you my father? Luke: No, you're MY father! Rey: bemused look stretching into 15 seconds of silence Luke: I don't know why I said that. No, I'm not your father. Well... unless... was your mother a nerf herder? Blonde. Nice rack?
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yeah, he had a blue ghost. Blue means good, red means bad. Purple means everyone's favorite negro.
  39. iannis

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Oh god, is that a real fanfic? No, you're MY father!!! lolololol. It's so... so very... I think I love it. That would be the pinnacle of fourth wall breaking, self aware, self mockery. Not a single thing about that is subtle. Yeah. I love it.
  40. iannis

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Yeah, i'm willing to show my ignorance. Entanglement describes a set of possibilities, a physical property. When a measurement is taken you collapse the possibilities and the system is no longer entangled. It's the ELI5 apple thing. You have 100 apples, you have 2 bags. You distribute the...