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Our rednecks have fleas. You don't wanna live here. In the war between the states north Carolina had the fewest slaves of any confederate state and took the highest losses in men and property. We are the sons of those miserable sons of bitches that lived through it, somehow. That's north...

Just the fact that Lestat becomes a proto-grunge rock star. Because why not. He's a fuckin vampire. I mean LOL. And it JUST GETS WORSE. God damn, the entire thing is so wonderfully ridiculous! But pure. So pure. You know 13 year old girls were discovering how to frig to that!

I liked the African God in the book who told the story about monkey penis. I don't remember anything about it really besides that monkey had a HUGE DICK.

IT's just too dry. Although the "best of andy dick" vhs tapes at the end of it did actually make me grin.

If you want an appliance to love you you'll have to go deep into the closet because that's where they all live. But if you want a really good one you'll have to learn a foreign language. If you've been been modified, it's an illusion and you're in between.

would you say you are a latent appliance fetishist? It means you can only achieve sexual gratification with the aid of a toaster or a color tv!

the flower looks sort of like an azalea, but the leaf doesn't.

That's some really clean mailbox sniping. You gotta give her that. She didn't just graze it. She mowed that thing over like a jilted lover.

Man, people hate queen of the damned. But that movie was gother than batshit. I cannot think of any way they could have made it even more goth without resorting to near pornography. If young vampire and old vampire had had some gay BDSM sex then that's about it. And even that was heavily...

Well then she just sucks. A bitch that won't admit she's a bitch just needs to be smacked. *and I'm not the one to do it. I'll just walk away. Hands are dirty enough without adding that slime to them.

Probably why he likes her. It's nice to have an attack dog sometimes. The pillowtalk goes, "God damn though, you're just a cunt." and she goes, "Yeah. I know. That's why you love me." And of course not, may the new man become the boring old man.

It's true. as long as they don't have to do anything and just re-leverage the work of people who used to work there and knew what they were doing then it'll probably be fine. As long as it doesn't have a plot it will probably be fine. lol. That's actually true. Now bioware just needs to...

I don't know that a mummy movie could be good, honestly. The Frasier ones were probably the best treatment that can be given. Rlm guys ripped it pretty hard. But also called it "watchable". So I dunno. It's kinda like what do you expect out of a mummy movie. Watchable actually sounds like...

I wouldn't fuck with methadone.

I liked the movie overall, but the Emily Blunt character being so obviously the audience's relatable hook was a little too obvious. It was just a little unbelievable that she would be that niave when the first scene is her pulling corpses out of the wall. But even with that, I still liked...

Yeah, this was a great modern western. Granny waitress was great.

And that's just the ones we know about!

Oh man that poor little girl. I've sniped a mailbox once on accident. Swerved to avoid a cat. BAM, DEAD MAILBOX. Also dead passenger side mirror. I stopped and knocked on the door, obviously. 40 year old woman answered the door who was obviously kinda afraid of me. Like she was trying to...

jeez, that's some serious bidness. Make sure to bring a few good books. Hospital TV is shit.

it's the small vessels that should concern you and extremeties. The large arteries involved with reflux. Your beetus is powerless against them! I mean being conscious of it is good, very good. But don't worry yourself into a snit. Reflux sucks, and it can get fairly extreme. But it's got...

He'll need to play it. Just to make sure that it's physically comfortable for him. It's all standardized and all that, but different instruments do just feel different. I mean there's no mystique to it. It's just small differences in construction can make noticable differences. Most...

I've only ever watched about half of what he makes. Mission Impossible -- i'm sure they're entertaining popcorn movies, but pass. I've actually never watched Jerry McGuire either. But he makes movies that I do watch, and I like them and he always does a very good job in them. I really...

I saw Chapmann a couple of times before she got big. I mean I was a kid. But a friends dad really liked her, and he took me and her to the show. Just her sittin on a stool on the stage. Actually kind impressive. She put on a kid friendly show. She just sat on a stage and played some good...

Jesus. Hollywood really is a rough town.

it could still work if you move it to summer school.

Did he have a clock with no hands on it though? That's important. And lol, you're actually not wrong. But that is over the top. Yeah you don't tell strangers that you won't be around this weekend so if they wanna come burgle you that would be most convenient. Lol. Otoh the dude has a job...

Makes more sense then. Really makes me question why anyone was ever allowed to find the thing, but that makes more sense. Why it wasn't parked in orbit around the emperor's asshole.

It's a beautiful movie. But honestly, the origional release was fucking incomprehensible. The extended cut is better, but still you miss a lot unless you've read the book.

Yeah, Star Wars assumes a stagnant tech. It HAS to because otherwise you end up with the prequels. I mean honestly, how do you leverage a deathstar into political power outside of individual planets or solar systems? Can it hyperspace? It HAS to have been able to. Otherwise it's a self...