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Well, Kinda. The original is just a bog standard hero's journey. Just like Star Wars. Where the brothers started to get "creative" was in 2 and 3... and you see how poorly those were received when compared to the original. What made the Matrix special wasn't the plot or the script. "Woah...

I like that you can do that, at least. I still think they really, really, really fucked up with TOR. The Mass Effect = The Force. It seemed obvious to me that ME1 and ME2 were single player proof of concepts for a Star Wars MMO game system. But no.. someone over there is stupid beyond words...

That was so great because it was completely unexpected and absurd. A little bit of monty python in your vidja. AND NOW: THE LARCH.

Drinking white tears is a full time job. Our tears are potent and will fill you with hate. There's a reason why we never let the browns or the wymyns see us cry. It's very strictly controlled. We keep those tears in buckets. They are the source of our power. PCP was an attempt to...

Apparently so. Get a cat like a normal person. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

He has a machine gun dick that shoots out methadone laced spunk.

I've got a little oreck XL and it works great. And yeah, carpet is fine until you have to replace it every 10 years. I expect that people got tired of cold ass feet in the morning. But now we have that fancy ass radiant heating, and it's mostly afforable. People will start to carpet again...

I really don't like his diction. It's such a bitch complaint. I know it is. But the way that the guy talks sort of irritates me. I still watch him sometimes.

Chamo was great. Kinda nuts, but that's what made him great. He'd aggravate the shit out of you sometimes. I was arguing with him one time and he went and asked his dad about something I had said. He actually typed it out, "Well, my father says". ... My daddy can beat you up? God DAMN, chamo!

I know you're being snippy, but that's not a bad idea. I mean money wise it's a HORRIBLE idea. But entertainment wise it's a pretty good idea. For a movie / lore like the Matrix, it would make a lot of sense.

lol. God damn. At least Robocop was an 80's movie. They're remaking late 90's movies now. SAD. I doubt it will even make much money. It was a huge movie that influenced other movies for a full cycle but the problem with remaking it is that all the influenced by movies have already been made.

Check those sideburns on the guy behind him!

A plate and 8 pins? That's gonna be a long hard road to recovery, and it will always be a weaker hand than it was before. Sounds like you fucking crushed it. Sorry for the bad news, but physical therapy is going to be an absolute must. Knees, wrists, ankles, and shoulers are all complex...

I just jerked it so hard that I tore my dick off. So thanks for that, I guess.

KRA!!!!

The Jurassic Truck was so fucking lol you can't hate on that shit.

Pretty much. I get a free car every two years doing this. I've only broken my leg twice.

Ah neat. So it's a mote that carved out its own orbit. I wonder if some of those little gaps belonged to similar motes that got too big, too slow, too heavy, and just fell in. I wonder how long it takes to close one of those gaps.

Shep went from The Rock to The Tom Cruise. I wonder how big scientology is in the new galaxy. Are they gonna go kill xenu? Is xenu like the king reaper? You can think the end of game,plot twist won't be reapers are still alive lol. But it will be EXACTLY that stupid.

What's that central ridge about anyway? Shit seems odd.

When you cite the name and episode number... That's just how it's done, nerds.

Another life fail here. Is it half credit if you steal someone else's babby?

They all suck.

Yeah, there's no real good that will come out of an affair with a married man. I can tell you exactly why these men are showing interest. You are no risk. You are the merry widow. They can get away from their unhappy domestic situation and go have some romance/sex with a woman who isn't...

It sucks about your cat, man. My little girl is getting on in years. She had what i'm pretty sure was a heart attack about 2 months ago. I sedated the shit out of her and expected her to die. Little girl got up after two hours and started licking me. But here's the thing. You'll have to...

From my limited understanding there's a bit of context involved. The crystals form in high energy fields. It takes magnetism. So while it's true their rest state is energetic it is because of the environmental factors which allow them to exist. There's no zero point weirdness going on, it's...

Run that shit straight into your circuit breaker! It's like the plot of an 80's movie. And it could happen TO YOU.

That's not harsh at all. 12 miles sounds like a lot, but it's not that much walking. All that means is that you're walking your entire shift. Which... I dunno wtf you expect if you take a job as an order picker. You're either going to be walking or, if you're loading tractor trailers, you'll...

Not unless you find a woman where there is no other option but to marry her. I can't say those women don't exist.

But to be completely fair, if I had to live in a condo i'd probably be looking to join the gypsie caravan for a while too. Steal some children... sell some horses... grift some locals. All good.

Sweet. Noodle's sister is gonna go follow The Dead. They'll be tired of that within a year. The reality of living in an RV is not going to line up with the expectation, no matter how tempered.

See, the problem is that tanoomba is garbage. That's the heart of the problem. He was threatening to docs someone. Ok, he was probably joking. But it's fucking tanoomba. Are you willing to take that chance? If Panface threatens to dox you, he's probably joking. He'd get bant real quick...

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We should ban this thread

Nice.

Vanessa should pierce his dick. Then get thin subdermal magnets in his butt. No tape tuck!

It looks like Gears of War IN SPAAAAACE I mean A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAAAAY. They've turned it into a linear cover based shooter.. and you get to carry your cover around with you. Yeah, I know. ME2 and ME3 were cover based shooters. But they sort of had a plot, at least. Even if it descended...

Lol. Nightmare mode gives you downs syndrome, Parkinson's disease, terets syndrome, erectile dysfunction, AND you aren't allowed to skip SJW sermon cut scenes.

Jesus christ, this game. I sort of wish it was more complex. But it's hypnotic. Member that game on the C-64 where you had the little dude in the house and you could tell him to go to the bathroom? This game is like the spiritual successor to that. lol.