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  1. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. Drinks is a social setting where either one of you can just bail and it's relatively cheap -- so no one is spending any actual money. I dunno man, it's way different out in the stix. I can do "lets go walk around this lake if the weather is nice" or "I've never been deep into those...
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    Poll Button up or button down?

    That sounds like a genuinely convoluted way to put on a button up shirt. Which, obviously, you button down.
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    When does laziness cross the line into depression?

    It really depends on where you work. If you go long term care you'll be working your ass off. If you go hospital it depends on exactly which part of the hospital. If you go private practice you might end up being a secretary that tells people to go to the hospital. If you go psych you'll be...
  4. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "and I need him inside me RIGHT NOW"
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    When does laziness cross the line into depression?

    When you start to feel despair, guilt, or self-loathing. If you don't feel those things then you're just a lazy ass. If you do feel those things, you're probably depressed.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait. What. No, wait. They're not.. no.. what... What is even the POINT of one without the other? BLAZE OF GLORY, LULZ. BLAZE OF FUCKING GLORY. Getting rejected because you're too fucked up is way better than being accepted because you didn't want to admit how fucked up you are. Like no...
  7. iannis

    Politics, civility, and you!

    The parties are suppose to incorporate parlimentary politics within themselves. They do, in some degree. That's been more true in some periods of american history and less true in others, it tends to be less true in ours. But that's the way that two parties works, that's the way that it has...
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    Politics, civility, and you!

    The fluid third party idea does work, but it doesn't have to be a discrete party. It tends to be better if it isn't, at least in America, I think. The fluid third party are supposed to be the practical moderates within each of the two established parties. And you actually want them to be...
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    Politics, civility, and you!

    Eww. So gross. I'm glad I don't have to fuck ya. Got dam degenerate.
  10. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've only seen it once. He's got short man syndrome. When I met him he was always bragging about how big his dick is. After about two months I'd had enough of it, and told him to either put up or shut up. One trip to the bathroom later I had to admit to him, "Ok. That's a big fucking dick."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A friend of mine is hung like a horse. Dude is like 5 and a half foot tall, but he has a porn star dick. It's actually a problem for him, because along with his short man syndrome he'll complain sometimes that his girlfriend doesn't want to fuck him enough because he's always bottoming out and...
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    Parent Thread

    That's still a pretty fat baby! Your wife feeds 'em good.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  14. iannis

    Politics, civility, and you!

    I'm sad whenever I see someone take a beautiful thing and make it ugly. Piercings are worse though. Way worse. I've found an unexpected piercing before and noped out. I suppose I am, quite literally, sometimes a judgemental fuck. Ink, I'm fine with. tl;dr: women are whores.
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    Health Problems

    Stories like that make me afraid to wake up in the morning.
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    Politics, civility, and you!

    That's such a sad god damn statement. It just makes me sad. That hair in the back of my throat that just won't cough up is a testament to a job well done.
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    a_skeleton_03 appreciation thread - how to best manage society to pay optimal tribute to his mercy

    I'm going to have this thread printed on a pillowcase so that I can hump it before I go to sleep.
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    Politics, civility, and you!

    Except Hillary. Fuck her.
  19. iannis

    Politics, civility, and you!

    Dogpiling does happen. It's something that posters like IRB And kewldad help with. They're a locus for dogpiles. We tend to argue the person instead of the position. It happens irl all the time. It's just more naked in this form, not unique. Seeing that we do it helps us to do less of it...
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    Doctor Who

    Pertwee wore a cape! And he buckled swash. Legit as shit.
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    Is Foler the real Foler or an imposter!?

    what race was your eq Paladin, big foler?
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    Is Foler the real Foler or an imposter!?

    CONSULT THE DATEBASE
  23. iannis

    Rick and Morty

    I think they're probably smart enough to leave politics to south park. What I wonder is if we see the council of Ricks and evil morty. They've avoided a structural linear backbone so far to much success. But how long can they keep THAT ball in the air.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny hasn't updated this thread in so long that I think he's maybe kicked the habit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So basically it sounds like jerk off in front of her and then tell her she don't get none till those damn dishes get washed.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, with a wife and daughters you should be stressed. But never about a messy house.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    He's waiting for them to invent the FTL drives for real. Realism is just that important. You can't be throwing up any lame ass sci-fantasy shit. The fans won't stand for that level of immersion breaking!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    he wasn't talking about poopchutes, noodle. Whores, dude. Whores.
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    Proposed New Rule: Ban Tanoombas.

    2rded
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    Stardew Valley

    They added some new maps a while back. Once you beat the game you basically beat the game. It's fun to keep around and play every so often. I went back to it when they released the new maps and had a pretty good time in it again. Once you hit that "get richer" point, all there really is left...
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    Rick and Morty

    Well now they have to have an insert into an episode where PAC-MAN fights Garfield to the death.
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    Doctor Who

    I'd start at the start of the new run. It assumes you are already familiar, but is willing to help new viewers from being lost, too. Tom baker was glory days doctor who, and worth watching. You could start there, but you should be fine with eccleston. You could start directly with Matt Smith...
  33. iannis

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Spartacus moves from s1 gay softporn (really, that's what it is, homoerotic implies some level of subtlety which spartacus cannot be accused of) into straight up goreporn by the final season. And the entire thing manages to be artful in a way that I can't really describe. You can't call...
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    Poll khalid approval rating

    GET WOKE
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    Doctor Who

    Even though it makes no fucking sense, I want them to do an entire season (series? you fucking brits) or two of Dr. Missy. fuck this shit. Jump the god damn shark. Just give me missy being diabolical for 6-12 episodes. It's SUPPOSED to be fun! and, if we're being honest, it's never really...
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    Health Problems

    Oh that's just horrible.
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    Your Team Declarations...

    Whoever won!
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    That's actually a great question. I have always assumed that they're tethered to a ground station somehow, that we don't have truly autonomous communication satellites. It seems like you'd want some sort of tethering for the security of your investment. If you can be corporate espionaged out...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    A neighbor of mine used to have a crossbow. It was actually kind of neat. He was a bow Hunter, but that one was just a toy. He used to say there was no sport in the crossbow, and no need for the rifle. Plus I think crossbow hunting is actually illegal.