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He inflated you to 25 psi!

good lord, that's a lot of sites. I know that I get booted to cloudfare every now and then. I don't think any of the sites where i've seen the "Wait a second while cloudfare makes sure you're not a bot" are important or require login info though. I guess I have to start changing passwords...

Are you talking about dick piercing again? You're not a Mayan king, man! Leave that crazy shit to the heathen.

Maybe it's just local. Or maybe it's just my buddy. He keeps asking me to come work for him and telling me that he'll pay premium because the women just can't do it. But I don't wanna do psych nursing. Would be too depressing. CORRUPT CORRUPT

It's either that or fart loudly. If she giggles she's totally into you. Soy s right though, the upside is way higher with pull your dick out.

you've only got two options really. Beat him until he leaves, which doesn't sound plausible, or get his probation officer involved. I'd confront him directly with that choice. He's already physically violent with your parents, so the line has already been crossed. If the parents are set on...

You h e to press really hard. They should also be feeble. And you don't do it like in the movies, holding the edges of the pillow. You mash in the center. All in all though it's just faster to hit them with a brick.

The diamond battery thing, I read about it somewhere else. The usable energy is low. But the idea is to process nuclear waste into something less hazardous and maybe slightly useful. Mission accomplished.

Sit down and watch that again if you doubt it. Look at the structure. Elements are intentionally non linear. If you didn't like it, that's fine. It's not a unique concept, it's just entertaining and harder sci-fi than most movies released I a given year. But what you're trying to do is...

It probably would have been more consistent for the narrator to say something like, "They came now because they needed our help before". But you could have turned this movie into Primer pretty easily, trying to play with tense, given the abstract treatment of time. So "3,000 years in the...

That's the entire point of the hectopod language. It isn't rooted in time. The acts aren't sequential. The structure of the movie is 1/2/3, but in the timeline of what happens in the plot the structure is 2/3/1. That's the whole point!

And the structure of the movie is backwards. Meeting the aliens is where she meets her husband, but it's left at the end of the story. Her daughter (the part that comes after meeting her husband, having a child with a disease that will kill her in adolescence, deciding to do it anyway, then...

They have methods of travel that we don't even begin to comprehend. They're far advanced of us in obvious ways. But apparently not every way, because they see a looming crisis that they have to ask for our help. It's a merge of self interested and benevolent. Good Guy Abbot.

While that's true -- even a horrible episode of rick and morty is pretty fucking good. The whole Ice-T part of it was trite to the point of, "You didn't think that was funny did you guys?" But the rest of the episode was great. Just relentless mockery of popular culture.

They didn't even wait a year to take him out of the class though. he was out of the class the next term. We had 4 terms a year IIRC. Looking back on it as an adult -- I would have left him in the class. I think Jermaine got institutional racism'd.

In fourth grade there was this black kid who just kept picking on me. Believe it or not I really wasn't a redneck spawn and he was just another dude to me. I had no idea why he kept pushing on me. Soft target, I guess. I had enough one day and just shoved him in class. Man... that dude got...

Think of the jokes! "Yeah, this is my old bag" "Everyone has it, but some people's baggage is more obvious than others." Ok. I guess there aren't really that many of them.

You're gonna have to like knock her out and just drag her as carry on. I mean that's probably the solution. You can sell that, "Well.. look. If we DO die, at least we die together, right? And I'll be the one who's awake and screaming for the Lords Gentle Mercy. You'll just be knocked the...

lol. NC is a sleepy state. My concern with the trend of southward migration (I very well understand wanting to get away from NE winters) is that it drives inflation within the state and it drives unregulated development. We have a town, a satellite of raleigh. Cary, North Carolina. When I...

NC is terrible. Stay in New England. Never come here. The racoons and opossums are usually rabid. And they outnumber us.

Now If her ass hair is long enough to pull on I'd say it's time to hogtie and shave her. And a mild spanking.

Yeah,but if she likes you it's just endearing. I was on a date with a girl, we'd been together about a year. It was at some upscale Italian place. So the waiter comes by and gets our drinks and me and her are just talking. They have vinegar on the table in a fancy little glass and me, I'm...

I've never seen the appeal of younger women myself. Beyond the obvious. But I mean.. God invented strippers for a reason. If I wanted a puppy that I could fuck... Also, as a woman I assume that dating sites will be fish in a barrel. You'll probably get a lot fewer of they "hey gurl, u wan...

After looking at the consecutive clusterfucks of Vanguard and Pantheon I have to believe that Smed was in fact the driving force behind EQ's success. That and it was just a cultural outlet. Maybe three monkies and a typewriter could have done it. But since then, Smed has been much more...

I say go the other way and start to sprinkle salt on her while she sleeps. It'll be a way to work through those feelings without having to fight a pregnant woman.

I really would. Ride the bang train. Be happy. Serious will happen on its own. Two or three months down the line tell her that if she needs something all she has to do is ask. The bang train will lead to serious on its own accord. No need to rush anything. Stupid to, actually. You don't...

First act is buildup of his character, and his courtship of his wife. Second act he goes to basic and almost gets discharged for cowardice. Third act he ships out to the Pacific and it details his heroics. Epilogue is a short series of clips from the man himself talking. Very short, only...

I like fat girls because no matter where you grab it all feels like titties.

man it's been ten years since I used the usenets I used to get ALL my porn there.

looooooooooooooooooooooool I hope you told her that's why you need a dog. You can always just blame the dog.

it does sound like a really good idea though. until you think about it for about five minutes.

See, that's the kind of compromise i'm just not willing to make!

Eccleston was honestly a GREAT first doctor. He was perfect to reintroduce the series with. He played it exactly as straight as it needed to be. No fancy ass costume, no flamboyant personality. He just showed back up with a leather jacket one day.

Just wait until she's asleep and have a priest come in and say some words.

If it ain't I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

Yeah, I'm not claiming to be a standard to aspire to. lol. There are prices to be paid for the decisions that we make. And I did make the decision to be selfish.

Kinda. Honestly, If I have to pretend to be something that I'm not then I'm not interested. I'm willing to do that for work. Never love. I am also what they call a confirmed bachelor. I used to think that meant "gay", and it does. But it can also mean just a guy who is so god damn selfish...

So yeah. No coke, and you might be ok. You might also tell her, if it comes up naturally, that you are X days clean (maybe you can lie a little here and pad it if the X is low) and really trying to change your life. Women just LOVE to fix a man. She might also just wish you luck and decide...

I love this entendre.

It sounds like a joke, and it kinda is. I don't actually lead with "the implication" to random pretty strangers. But it is quite effective at weeding out the ones who aren't worth the time. It tells you a great deal about them without having to ask any awkward questions.