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  1. iannis

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    That's some twilight zone shit, you wanting her to call you.
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    Health Problems

    Well, sweaty butt, and I think maybe a sweaty hoo-haa to boot. She might want to start sleeping in the nude. I mean, you know, on the weeks where she can. Sometimes a little thing like that will make a large difference. Or, if she doesn't wanna do that, change the cut of her underpants.
  3. iannis

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Did Mist finally ascend to being An Hero?
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    The Trust aka what the hell is going on in this movie poster

    Well, I dunno. It's a paycheck. Nick Cage movies do make money.
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    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    The problem with musicals is that the music is supposed to be good. I even generally like Elfman, but he flubbed that one. Even Stravinsky had his Firebird.
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    Movies You Must Show Your Kids

    Time Bandits, if it wasn't mentioned. It's a good kid movie.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've seen it dealt with a few ways, and what he did has some advantages. I don't know that there really is a right way to do it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But they have boobies, and sometimes I want to touch those boobies.
  9. iannis

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I still like Nick. They're flanderizing the he'll out of him and it just makes the character funnier. Really they're all still pretty decent, the show just m needs less Jess per episode. She would be fine too in smaller doses.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    This movie is worse than trump.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Nah, driving while black is a thing. I've only EVER had one cop hassle me. And he was a black state trooper. And he didn't even hassle me that much, he was just a shithead. My interaction with the po-po is pretty rare, but generally has been extremely friendly. I was speeding down a...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That guy is pretty much perfect for shadow. If anything, he looks a little too smart.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Well lets see, you have to find them first. Currently most of our detection methods are light based, and asteroids are tiny and dark. Even huge ones. So there's a hurdle. After you find it you have to take readings on which way it's going and how fast it's going. That takes being able to...
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    The blonde one licked her ghostbusting pistol. I can't imgaine this is going to be a good movie. It might not be the horrible abortion that I thought it was going to be... but... maaaan... it's just not going to be good. This movie without the ghostbuster name on it might be halfway OK...
  15. iannis

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Hey Bisi, I know you probably quit watching it... but you should watch the latest season of New Girl. It's worth a couple of real belly laughs. They got rid of Jess for like half the season and subbed in Megan Fox and made it the Nick and Schmidt show.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Well, if I ever need my dick sucked at least now I know WHO THE FAGGOTS ARE.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    The technology to be able to even do that much would serve us more practically and more consistently in other ways. That's what strikes me as unreasoned panic about the thing. Not that it's a waste of time to pursue precise stellar cartography, but that doing it because "an asteroid might hit...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I liked Dances with Wolves. I also liked The Postman. Costner just provides some primo grade A+++ schlock. Those are Sunday afternoon movies through and through. They really are the pinnacle of their genre. Are they good movies? No, probably not. But they are the best bad movies of that...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    About the same reason Brokeback did, it's a socially conscious thing.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Fury Road is not a deep thinkin movie. That's not derogatory, it just... it's not a thinker. Obviously a good amount of care and thought went into crafting the story (not just the visuals, but the story which the visuals serve)... but Fury Road is almost a platitude. Slavery is bad, War is...
  21. iannis

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    If you gave me 500 million dollars, I could make a Michael bay movie. You hire a pair of pretty actors, you hire a couple of mexicans to write a script, you hire some computer nerds to make super shiny gundams... then you just throw all that shit together on a digital print, and BOOM. Sure, it...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    It had no hidden agenda. It was the PERFECT action movie. Part of it may be because all the 80's remakes have been so utterly shit. Mad Max and Dredd are the only two that got it right. Robocop, Terminator, yet another batman, super hero movies, all the other garbage? Like Dredd, Fury...
  23. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't mean IN HALF, dude! Get your head outta the gutter!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, the "lets move in" thing after a week is so much very worse than the "I love you" after a week. But what you really need to do is fuck her one last time and break up with her while you're cumming. Oh god baby... squeeze it.. oh yes... it's... WE NEED TO START SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So is fucking everyone except me a mod now? Actually, I'm ok with this.
  26. iannis

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Keep on keepin on, good brothers.
  27. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You continue to hit it like the fist of an angry god, and when she drops the love bomb on you you pull the old "dick in mouth" trick. Or else, like a grown up, you look her in the eye and say, "That's infatuation. I appreciate that, but it will pass. Lets talk about this again in a few...
  28. iannis

    Funeral arrangements?

    I've always liked that song, it's a real cowboy song. And it doesn't matter who plays it. I've heard a lot of different covers of it over the years and they all basically sound the same.
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    Runescape Nxt

    I played runescape for a little while. It's a neat little game. Considering their obvious lack of a budget, they managed to do a lot with a little. It is/was a LOT like EQ. Except there was no real group content. But back when I played it was mostly kids playing it.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    The asteroid thing kinda strikes me as comet panic in previous generations. The odds of a cataclysm like that happening are so incredibly low. Like it's happened a handful of times that we know of in the livable history of the earth? So yearly there's about a 1 in 1 billion chance? Frankly...
  31. iannis

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    you fuckers and your fancy ass shampoo. Just use bar soap like a real man. Remember to wash your head before your junk and you're fine.
  32. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd forgotten about that trend. What a weird trend. Colonoscopy porn.
  33. iannis

    Master of Orion

    It might be ok. Pausable arts tends to be pretty meh. Not a big fan of arts in general though, I prefer turn based 4x.
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    Blade Runner 2

    the only way I'll be content with this movie is if the explore mercerism in it. That was lacking in the original. If they do anything else there was no reason to call it blade runner and to muddy PKD's memory. Not that it -has- to be a bad movie, it might be a perfectly fine movie. But...
  35. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    *welcome
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    In this case, with quantum spins, all negative spin means is that it goes "left" instead of "right". It's describing a directionality. That really is a mental construct. The really odd thing about quantum spins to me is that they come in easily divisible/multiplicable numbers and even more...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    In one important sense, yeah, I know. But if you think about it that is not -entirely- true. A massless particle moves at c, which is maximum energy. But there is no such beast that we've ever found as a particle with no -energy- and maximum mass. It would seem to me that this implies a...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    So, gravitons confirmed huh. If energy is conserved wouldn't that mean that the universe is losing mass while it gains area? Entropic heat death, hell, eventually it'll just be nothing but individual gravitons spaced out too far to interact with each other.
  39. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you do something sometimes that you're only mildly interested in just to spend some time with her? So what, big deal. That's dating/being in a relationship. So you do something all the times that you're only mildly interested in just to spend some time with her? The pussy isn't that...
  40. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    +1 maybe someone needs to try eating cheese while getting a hummer.