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i'll be dead, who cares. I told my brother he can let the cats eat me. practicality wise, cremation is cheapest and easiest for him, so i'll probably go with that.

My parents let me fuck my girlfriends in the house, as long as I was smart about it and didn't make it so obvious what I was doing. But there is no way they DIDN'T know. And I never knocked any of 'em up... but I don't know if that's really a great way to go about things. And I think that...

Buying him condoms DEFINETLY condones sex. Does no one remember being 14? I think you took the right approach, I don't think it's going to be an effective approach. The boy is up to his gills in morning wood and springing boners while he's walking down the hall. You can't fight that and...

I'm keeping her safe in my basement. No need to worry.

Its real enough. I half expect the Gates Foundation to actually throw some money at it. They've been working on malaria, and this being a mosqito bourne problem effecting some of the poorest parts of the world... it seems like a good fit.

She'll never be comfortable with your money, and that's just the hard truth of it. Sometimes the reasons are emotionally easy. She's a whacko bitch, I treated her bad, titties are gross, dicks too small, etc. And sometimes it's like this. Something that isn't even a flaw or fault, just an...

the floppy canteloupe

The CMB isn't a direct proof of any sort of big bang. The CMB is an indication that, in every direction which we can see, the universe itself used to be opaque and ludicrously energetic. The CMB is extremely interesting but it's not a smoking gun. Expansion is an entirely reasonable...

Really? That's interesting.

I'm tellin you after seeing this deluge of childrens videos I'm more content with my life. Thanks for your misery, guys.

the body does want fats. They trigger the satiation response. sugar doesn't. Which means that the body does want sugar more than it wants fats. I do think the revulsion to processed foods is largely mental, but not entirely. Vegitarians share a similar initial revulsion to meat. That's...

I've got a vineyard and winery right up the road in NC. I wouldn't drink that crap on a dare. Dunnit mean it's bad... I dunno anything about wine... it's just if i'm gonna go drinking local produce it's gonna be some good ol corn liqour. Just remember. If it burns blue that means it's...

I took the shitlord test and got 3/3 shitlords. But it didn't compare me to any cool historical figures so i'm not sure if this test is valid or not. For example, it should tell me that I resemble Feynman in some way.

No, Who is the President of China.

Well, you didn't think wrong. You were dying. You were close. Real close. It's a good reason to stay on the wagon. Ah, it's not sad and there's no shame in it. Just remember whenever you want a drink, that first week. That's the reality of it, that drink will kill ya. It's poison to...

You gotta give that shit time to heal. It's not that you'll cripple yourself now. You could, but probably won't. It's that you WILL cripple yourself in 10-15 years. 6 weeks of not playing ball vs. 10 years of debilitating arthritis. If you look at it that way, maybe the math looks more...

I just hope this brings blackface back as a real thing.

I only fuck her about three times a day. She usually gets off once though. So practice DOES make perfect. Huh.

Oh, that's the problem with Lynch. He's so arty and vague that you can endlessly argue what "the point" is. He intentionally crafts his work that way for that effect. And I like that about Lynch, it's a real strength and it's very hard to accomplish and he did it beautifully and masterfully...

See, you have twinks, twanks, twunks, and twonks. But the twenks, no you really don't want to be a twenk. Those are the twanks who twunked and then twonked.

we used to call EQ crack for white boys

Yeah. Lynch tried to make a Cecil DeMille style Dune. Which is exactly what a dune movie should be. But Lynch didn't quite get there. Dune is one that I could tolerate being redone. Lynch's is ok, he manages to get some of the feel of Dune in it, but it's really not very good. But really...

no no no no no no no. no. no no. no. NO.

Now THIS is a small government conservative. He has my vote. Also: 2, 7, 8, 11 and Hillary emails wtf treason.

so who are the new mods? Did we elect trump?

Yeah, Merlin isn't a bad dude and he doesn't mean anything evil. He's just got a hard on for aristocracy. That's a deep part of southern culture and I don't begrudge him that. I just wish he'd think about it a little bit more sometimes.

As long as mad max wins a shitload of technicals justice will have been served. It's not the kind of movie that they're gonna give best picture to. They probably WILL give that to The Martian.

2, 6, 9, 10 and "Meh".

That would actually constitute child abuse in my state, if someone wanted to press the issue.

catfishing you say? Well, I had a pic of some young, fat, probably retarded girl that had cat whisker facial piercings but I can't find it now. Use your imagination!

Theres some sense in it. Rather than let it freefall for however long it takes, they eat 7% chunks per day. It doesn't fix anything, in fact it probably makes the trough lower than it would have been naturally, but it does make it slightly more manageable. If you get out before the other...

- When did you begin reading fohguild / rerolled? It must have been waay back in the spring of 2000. Some guy in my EQ guild turned me on to the place for "elite strats" - When did you begin posting on fohguild / rerolled? As soon as I registered. What am I, some lurking betacuck...

The proles will rise up. They must rise up. Emmanuel Goldstein is not dead.

cooooooooooooooooCK SUCkahhhhhhhhhhhh

I wonder why no Olsen twins. Well I guess I don't wonder that much.

That pricetag (and thesupportinghardware requirement which will be increasing in subsequent generations) are pretty much going to lock this into a niche enthusiast market for a decade. It costs more than an entire console, and it's just a neat little gadget for your PC. PC Master Race...

I will see to it that rickshaw threads have mandatory auto play sound files.

There are some disadvantages to being poor white. It's harder to get social assistance. It really is. The bar is set higher if you're poor white than if you're poor black and there is a deep social stigma against it. Poor whites will not admit to EBT cards. Poor black -- that shit is just...

you can touch my wee-wee, but there's a minimum of at least 3 minutes. That should be plenty.

2, 8, 10 and Hillary's New Years Resolution is to not even talk to/about Trump.