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  1. iannis

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    confirmed tuco mods through snap judgements and hasty action. This is why we need Mist and Kuriin for amod. Longsuffering and outcast, their lives have taught them patience and deep contemplation.
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    Parent Thread

    Shoulda picked it up, looked him straight in the eye, and eaten it. Display dominance.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    only for going up. You need it blue coming down. Maybe a double layer paint, scientifically engineered to peel to the proper color.
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    like there's anybody left to bandwagon in. Ara is gone. Izo is gone. The Good Doctor is gone. Hodj is mostly gone. We could bandwagon in Keg just so that Tyen is a mod again. That would be fun.
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    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    you guys are weird. since when has a woman ever had to consent?
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    Mist for Amod
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    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    check the tags in popular threads. there is already a groundswell of grassroots support.
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    Affluenza

    Are the mexicans trying to ransom him? They've moved him around and they sent the momma back. I don't get why they'd send her back but not him.
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    Prelude to Axanar (2014)

    Probably would have been better to contract them though. The past few star treks have been shit. Get some pro-am that can deliver a trek product that makes the fans happy. You don't have to pay them Abrams money. Everyone wins. It's not that I'm married to the underdog, it seems this...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Obi wan (wan, light. Obi, one). Darth (dark). See. It rhymes. Like a real fuckin Shakespearean mutherfukin sonnet.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Maybe Ben is a translation from the ching-chong obi-wan. Obi-wan always seemed more like it was supposed to be a vague kind of shaolin title anyway, where Ben was actually his given name.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    The important thing is that she's fucking mental.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Take 2.

    20-30% is the sweetspot. Lower and they start to run into health problems. Higher and they start to run into health problems. Plenty of women look damn good at 30%. Even 35% if you like a little cushion... but you do start running into health problems. I don't want my girl to be sick, mang.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend Rating Poll: Which would you rather have?

    I'll take the fucked up sex, butterface, and 20% fucking insane. Gotta keep life interesting. If I come home and all the carpet has been pulled up... well, so be it.
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    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Take 2.

    Is it ironic that a survey about girlfriends has no poll in it?
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    F is for Family

    Pretty solid. If you don't like Burr you won't like this. It's not doing anything new, but then again I didn't expect it to. I give it a thumbs up.
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    R.I.P. Lemmy Kilmister

    Motley Crue and those hairbands were trying to BE this guy. That ace of spades is like the prototype for five entire years of music in a genre. That's impressive. RIP in peace.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I think you can say this is a decent star wars installment. It should be, since it's a variation on the first one. That's fine, actually. But it does leave the question open, "Is the next one just going to be a variation on Empire?" You know, even if they do three for three direct...
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    Affluenza

    hey that $5000 reward goes a long way down mexico-way
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    EQ Never

    the proper amount of brown?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    wow. I thought I was a slob. I know Iama slob. But those pics there... that really is some next level shit.
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    Your Movies of the Year list

    Mad Max Basically just Mad Max. Should win everything in every category.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    this begs the question why you can't just work from home to begin with
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    Shower Thoughts

    I wonder how long it is before I get fucked up old man feet. You know when the toes get all twisted and the nails start to get gnarly. I think it comes from a lifetime of shoe and sock use and the increasingly ineffective remodeling process... But the end result is fucked up feet. Also my...
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    Shower Thoughts

    Ice is the same way. Like soap, you just have to rub it for a sec and you're good.
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    Doctor Who

    They can still drag riversong out if they want to. She can't regen, sure, but her personality is stored in that matrix thingy (not the time lord one on gallifrey, but her personal version in the library). They can download her into a new body with minimal timey wimey any time they like...
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    Parent Thread

    You found that which is sacrosanct. The unblemished virginity of A(nother) New Hope. Huzzah and well done!
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    Parent Thread

    what did he spoil? star wars? If he gets permabanned for spoiling star wars... salute to you Ser Izo. Excellent work, I shall chug Mt. Dew in honor of your memory. You finally managed to hit the nerds where they live.
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    Steam dun fucked up

    +1
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    Bill Burr VS Louis CK

    put that butter in the fuckin flour man. Oh yeah.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    That shouldn't be a problem. you just make lots of tiny rockets instead of one big one. Then slingshot them into space.
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    Rick and Morty

    SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    the black dude is gonna go MtF in the next installment.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    I'm trying to think of something good that comes from lesbians. Well built chairs? I cannot gainsay you.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    I ain't no rocket sciencetist but I don't know if tin has the kind of integrity that you'll require for deceleration from terminal velocity. Maybe they make these things out of some space-age polymer plastic. My guess would be they probably do. Do they use fucking tin?
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Cause that would be even more impressive.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, same here. When I was a kid I thought he was checking too. But then watching it as an adult it's pretty obvious vader is all, "wtf was that? Some kind of jedi mind trick bullshit?"
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I think people contacting random hookers is quite funny and appropriate. Contacting the hooker moms and the J49 wifes is crossing a line best left uncrossed, I think. Shit son, if you can get Capri to start posting here I think she'd see an uptick in business. This shit here is primo...