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Not only do they teach it, they name their kids in english.

They're starting to mass produce carbon filaments.. but yeah, it's not just even a problem of mass production. The yield for energy to produce them... you don't even have to do the math. You can just see that's not ever going to be practical without some world-changing innovation. You need a...

the tensile strength is beyond our scope, and the tensile strength is the least of it. That cable is going to wiggle. It's going to oscilate. It will very quickly become unstable and start to just whip the fuck around. Stanley overcame that problem in Mars with magic orbital AI's. But we...

I think schlonging is a meta-point which can be fit into multiple areas. 3,4,6 at least incorporate a good schlonging.

I'm gonna update my in the next week or two and it's looking like it's gonna be about 600 bucks. Unless you're getting a monitor and one of the OP vid cards it shouldn't run you 1000. Putting them together seriously is as easy as putting together a lego set. It even comes with...

We also need to add #12. 12. It's a States Rights issue.

This is all of us. Look how pretty we are with our full lips and perfect teef.

7, 8, 10 + daily wildcard: Jeb Bush should have been named Teddy.

First thing i'll be doing with my google car is buying a decom school bus, getting my CDL, and driving like a stupid person. We need some QA up in this bitch.

You're more than welcome to test drive one of Google's murder machines.

Bear in mind, we might get butthole pics. Which I think revenge porn was made criminal in my state last week. Gonna walk on the wild side.

There is indeed a furniture golden. That's not good. My personal rule of thumb is, "if it would take two hours or less to clean then it ain't messy." That one room was a five hour job.

that song should autoplay in every rickshaw thread

fuck Obama's death panels. Googles Death Panels are REAL.

Nah, a lot of that shit needed to go. And the practicality of having a deck raised just to chest height... you couldn't use the space underneath for anything much besides storage. and for that it would have needed to be walled in and the deck would have needed to be a solid surface and...

Taxes are a fukin' bitch.

You've had a couple of the new posters that were actually trying to be nice to you, believe it or not. Now the old crew -- we're above such things. That's why we're the old crew. We're crusty and jaded and just about as miserable of human beings as can be. We have come to understand that...

I hate cats people are I don't even. They're great little critters.

This is starting to sound like indentured servitude. Make her smell the glove.

I can't tell if that's a gold pair in which case it would be expensive indeed or if it's a french pair in which case it's an oxymoron.

Not for her basic rate, but you get her in the door and start negotiations. I bet you'd find maids willing to deal with that shit. And I bet its worth the cash.

+1 That picture is actually a problem. That's past "untidy" and past "messy" and it's starting to wander into something sinister. Hire the maid, tell her that if she decides to get her head unfucked then you'll be happy to give the maid a pink slip.

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I meant also that you give her 2-3 rooms. Instead of "all the things" it becomes "just these things" and that should be managable.

Bene Jedisserit. haha.

You might find that some arrangement works out best for you. Like keep the laundry done and keep one to three rooms tidy, leave the rest to sort themselves out. Or you just clean them yourself if it gets aggravating. If she doesn't keep a neat house, she just doesn't keep a neat house. I...

Yeah, it's important that a child knows how to act properly. It's not important that they always act that way, but they HAVE to know how. When a parent scolds, "Behave yourself" that should actually mean something beyond, "Stop what you are doing". They have to know what it means before they...

well that's fucked up

That actually looks worse than my clothes-pile. I'm a bachelor and 100% do not give a shit about anything except my work clothes. Those I hang and iron. Don't let her get away with, "I'm a shitty wife". Nah, you're not a shitty wife... this place is just turning into a sty.

it seems like there's gotta be a place where you could pull up a %age of DUI manslaughter convictions that result in probation. It really seems like that would be some beauracrats paycheck for a month, just compiling a few lists like that. Or do they just throw raw data into a records file...

I wonder what the economics of catridges are. They still use them for the smaller consoles, don't they? But there's a reason that they moved to cd's / dvd's in the first place. Mostly cause they're cheap as fuck. They had factories cranking out those cartridges back in the 80's. Somehow I...

Yeah, that's why I think it's gonna take a few generations. Or another massive cold-war which will probably turn hot before we make a self sustainable extra planetary base. Of the options, I hope it takes a few generations. It's part of why Obama's anti-NASA stance, trying to move this...

Birds are entirely different. My uncle has a bird. Birds don't understand very much. I guess they don't really need to. They just like to ride on your shoulder and be part of the flock, and they try to groom you. Friendly little creature but the points of contact are minimal. At least...

Oh, I see. You didn't realize this is entertaining BECAUSE mist is a middle aged lesbian cat lady. You got something against middle aged cat people? I'm middle aged. I've got a cat. When she dies, I'll get another one just like her and move the counter up +1. I've had this cat for 3 of...

BOOOOOOOOOM lolirl +1

Yeah. She's making a mistake of pride. She'll regret it and you'll forget it. Don't take her back, Eomer-bro. I mean unless you really love her and want to put up with this shit for the rest of your life. Or at least the next few years. A baby might distract her for a while, but once...

well, lets see. Lets honestly see. If you can plant a self-sustaining operation on the moon then you have a platform for solar-systemic construction and exploitation. How useful that is depends on how useful the exploitation is minus the cost of how burdensome the establishment and...

It's either the mess or her boobs. We are not tyrants.

She doesn't wanna stereotypically marry up. Silly damn girl. The first rich doctor that proposes to me... will probably spend the rest of their lives regretting that hasty action. Free shit. Free shit everywhere.