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It does kinda sound like she's splits, Eomer-bro. And it sounds like just the fact that you HAVE money combined with the fact that she doesn't know how she's going to MAKE money is a knot that she's not been able to figure out how to untwist. I would imagine that she doesn't want to feel...

friend of mines husband had trained her kid. Whenever someone said wal-mart he said, "Yay! Wetbacks!" in a little 2 year old voice. I thought that was funny as hell, she was embarassed.

I dunno man. I dunno. a_skeleton_02 talks a big game, but you get that feeling that there's gonna be some fucked up shit goin down. Some really mind bending fucking trannies in the wal-mart parking lot kind of shit. You need to get good and drunk first. And you need to make it clear...

Lookit her teeth, she's got baby teeth. Would I fuck her and is she attractive are two different questions. Every conscious decision that she has made about how to present herself is unattractive and speaks to insecurity. If you strip those off what you're left with is a little girl who is...

On a purely physical level the only thing attractive about her is youth.

sounds like at some point he heard one of you say to the other, "God damn it ___, now you woke up ___" HE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD.

hey hey, picard didn't get the chance to ham it up to Shatner levels very often. When one came along he took full advantage. Probably one of the best TNG episodes ever.

The Spanish Inquisition relies on TWO weapons!

the faces are really well done.

Yeah, but Rhode Island. I think they chase the darkies out before nightfall.

Roll 'er in flour and find the wet spot! Except mist isn't fat. I can accept the proposition that mist has a penis, and I will accept that said penis is up to six and one half inches long. What I cannot accept is that she's a 5 foot tall soccer ball. No. Mist looks like, if it weren't for...

THUNDER BROME

Dirk droppin the degree bombs. Only so many doctors to go around though. You and Khalid have to cagematch.

So the order of escalation is: Talk about the problem, withhold sex, teabag her stuff, tit-punch, bridge. You are not alone. There is a process to these things. You don't jump immediately to bridge.

Ball Busters. We ain't afraid of no Balls. lot of strange things come up when you GIS "punching penis gif"

Burr, CK is really good but he's over exposed. I wouldn't say that CK's show is a comedy show. It's an art show. And it's nothin wrong with that. But it ain't a comedy show. It's an art show that is funny sometimes. Burr's standup is comedy that is serious sometimes. I would say...

you have to have a scratch n' sniff printer

we're gonna need some lindz pics.

Yeah, that's a shitty process Crone. It's not just that they're dicking you around. You gotta expect to get dicked around a little bit, and like Cad said there's nothing wrong with that. If the job istooeasy to get you need to really consider not taking it. Because if they throw it at you...

I kinda thought she looked like Kristen Wiig. And I guess I wasn't wrong. Yeah, I'd bang Kristen Wiig. She's not my ideal of a perfect woman at all but there is something that is so genuine about her. And if that's a fake, that makes it even MORE impressive.

Cucked, I think. I'm only gonna be pissed if Mists dick is bigger than mine. All other resolutions are equally delightful.

I gotta get me one of these wife things so that I have something to rub my balls on. Well, I rub my balls on stuff already. But I mean so that it won't seem sad and strange.

I don't remember the book having that sort of twist in it.

Hrm. I loved the book. I basically love everything that Clarke wrote by himself except the final Odessey, and I like most of the stuff that he stamped his name to/co-authored. I didn't care very much forThe Songs of Distant Earth, but that's only a matter of arbitrary taste. I would have...

Yeah man. I didn't understand that drugs were actually illegal. I mean like, someone should have told me. I feel like the system failed me. Here they are... building me up... tellin me that I can do anything I want. I can be anything that I want. But all of a sudden when what I wanna do...

Sometimes you gotta display dominance and just teabag everything she owns.

Really? You never graduated? Straight into the marines? A wasted youth on the streets? I wouldn't have thought it. I got kicked outta high school once, too!

I like the doctors best who don't give a fuck if you call them Mister. The real douchebags are the ones that will correct you. Of course intentionally calling them mister when you know they're doctor is also a douchebag move. So you wanna avoid that. It's shitty. I should just start...

It's got everything. And yeah, that is about my only complaint with the casting. Well, some of them are the wrong color I think -- I want to see them cast Bobbie properly. At least they didn't make Holden blonde. That probably was a real question in a meeting at some point. But Miller...

Well, lemme ask you this noodle. Is she losing the pregnancy weight? Maybe you can forgive some house slob.

I've sucked on a lemon before, and I'm not sure that I'd want a lemon sucking on my dick. OTOH... it might be a real stingy and clenchy sort of kink. Never know till you try. brb, going to the Krogers.

You gotta be glad that Vulcans are pacifists. They could straight wreck your shit if they weren't.

Well, that's what I mean. He's established XO in both but you don't get to see him XO much in the show. And when he does, it's to sneakily sell his own crew out because of a personal crisis of conscience. That was handled a LOT better in the book in a single paragraph. I'm not really sure...

On the other hand, it's a tactic that works really well on strippers for exactly as long as you have money.

I think she's trying to claim you. It's one thing about gift giving, ESPECIALLY if you've asked her to stop. She's trying to create that compact with you where you owe her something. Not money, just loyalty. She's trying to bribe you and manipulate you. I'm a little bit ashamed to admit...

TPM is the only movie that I've watched in the theater and thought, "Who the fuck edited this? I think I might be able to do better, and I don't know the first fucking thing about it". That's how bad TPM was. I took my little brother to it. I feel like I accidentally scarred him or something.

The only thing I can think is that fighting in the show allowed Holden a chance to show his leadership ability by winning them over. Plus... drama and stuff. In the book it was a little quick maybe, but also maybe not. Because these people had been serving with him for like 2 years or...

Probably not. It's gonna be more of the same. The setting of it is what hooked me. Most sci-fi like this is either set in earth+colony (the moon or mars), or it's set in multiple star systems. There's not a whole TON of sci-fi that deals with the midrange phase of colonization and...

Yeah. And it makes it even worse because that original plotline described above makes that point MUCH more strongly than the bookshelf shennanigans. And if they'd taken the time that they spent on Matt Damon showing us that he's still alive and he's buddies with Matthew prettyboy Texas loves...

That is a better story. It's harder to work the "Muuuuurph!" into, but it's an even better "moral" to it. This really could have been Contact instead of Contact lite. That would have been a much better movie. When I think of this movie I still think, "Why the fuck was Matt Damon in it...