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All the other little girls might just be assholes. No sadness, your girl is a quick study.

You're gonna need to paint your castle, von killa. That yellow is fey.

torrent could be a noun or a verb, the others are singularly either nouns or verbs. By that criteria it's odd. Althougth I suppose saffron is possibly a noun or adjective, so it's not unique.

Depends if it's water or fat soluble. Fat solubles can get you into trouble. For example -- Iron and Calcium share an uptake path in digestion. It's a partial pressure kind of situation. Also the body has no efficient excretion path for iron. I'm not saying that iron supplements are bad for...

It can be harmful when its used as a replacement. When I was younger, a friend of mines father said it best to us one evening when I was having dinner over there. "If you have a toothache, you'll go to the dentist right? That's not even a decision that's just sense. Why, in Gods name, is it...

It seems like proving something to be unsolvable would be an axiomatic question, wouldn't it? I mean logically proving that you can't do that within this system. In formal mathematics I imagine that gets hella complex wicked fast. Or maybe I just dunno. If, gun to my head, I had to prove...

fear and hope are not the same things

bing is a surprisingly good porn search engine

I wonder if that's a good thing. Some of the appeal of the original is that the jokes were just as lame as the movie. That's a hard thing to fake. Believe me, I've been telling shitty jokes my whole life and it isn't easy. But it might be good. Dunno. Have to watch.

now THAT'S classy. It's the kind of statue that a rich person would have on their estate.

xhampster probably. There are so many sites that are just aggregates. Most of those seem to link into one of the big 3.

you have been visited by my yearly, "lol! Futbol!" post. Soccer > Football

It's gonna be better than the prequels. Not because it has to be, it -could- be just as bad as the prequels. Judging on the trailers it will be better. It could be better than New Hope. New Hope is a good movie obviously and an iconic one, but if you watch it -- it could be better...

Hey suin, I think she was passed around in high school man.

Jealousy itself seems to stem from a trust issue mixed with a self-confidence/security issue. That's why you run up against damned if you do/damned if you don't women. Not being jealous when she's trying to make you jealous really means that you feel that, should the worst happen (or whatever)...

well, when you put it that way. OTOH, it is an elastic muscle and better stretched than torn. You gotta do your stretches man. You got to. Do you even lift?

Our good doctor was caught in a compromising position with one of the nurses. The administration has asked him to take some time to re-evaluate his priorities and dedication. Until such time as he manages to rehabilitate himself all we have is sadness and a grotesque lack of tickling.

just headin to work man, carryin around a bag of buttplugs.

I might not know much, but I know that porn girls prep their buttholes. I remember watching a porn with hailey whasserface in it, and they showed off her kit-bag. It was full of all sorts of lube and lingere and buttplugs. lol.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

"You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea."

"Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared"

"What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?"

"My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him."

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!""

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did.""

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting"

"I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching."

There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.

Blazing Saddles. So good. Where da white women at?

sleep soundly in prison, my brother. Rest assured and strong in the knowledge that we on the outside are devouring delicious candied confections.

it's all about recursive loops and yes, you actually do need a graph to understand the plot of the movie. I remember when I watched it I could keep up until somewhere about 1/2 to 3/4 of the way through. Then the entire back end was just an mass of confusion that ended with, "I guess black...

Great movie. Confusing as shit. Needed more explosions.

ATTACA. ATTACA.

Even with that gaping flaw, those last 2 (or 3) episodes were Dr. Who proper they were. I hope next season pulls more in that direction. I hope it means that they've found their feet with Capaldi.

the whole hybrid thing is p. dumb. It's a flaw. I don't even know why they framed it that way. I really don't. They needed a vague looming threat to compact a story? They could have done all of the same things a more cohesive way without "THE HYBRID -- dun dun!" The Doctor wants to go...

I hope Capaldi has at least 2 seasons left. I know it's his second already now, but they've been struggling with him and these past two episodes have shown how great he can be if the writing is there. That said... yep, the next doctor is gonna be female. That's a thing that's going to...