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Offer his this counter proposal: you last longer the second time. Well, I assume you do. That's kinda how penis works.

There is on gif in kuriin's happy funtime thread that will blow your mind. I mean.. if it weren't for the fact that it were two dudes fuckin it would be "why am I NOT DOING THAT?!?!?!" territory.

What color is your vibrator? and man it's a good thing you didn't caption the picture, "Look at this dead American Inventor". They would have made a special rickshaw subforum just for you.

Ok, srs tho. 4 real. You're not 15-17 anymore mist. Boys at that age have no idea what they're doing. All they know is "WARM WET HOLE STICK IT IN NOW". You might have just got ahold of a bad one. Which is not to say that you don't like girls. It's only to say that you might not...

Wash it off afterwards and you can make a nice sammich.

Reduce your carbon footprint. Cucumbers.

I want to unsee so many things. Mostly old people's junk.

You know, he'll never be convicted of shit. But one casual remark on twitter has made him very difficult to employ indeed. I wonder if the guys over at whore abuse are about to pick up a new cast member.

I'm sure he compensates for his work by giving all sorts of lip service to "strong women" and all that and whatever. I'm sure he panders like hell to anyone that will listen. "This isn't who I am, this is the entertainment industry. I'm acting" It's not strange that he would pander. It's...

looks like someone forgot to turn the iron off. poor pluto. not a planet. gets no respect.

I built a lovin machine. It got a whole lotta holes.

It is sooooooooooome strange addiction when you've got to put yourself back on the wrack. Stub out the dogend of a day gone by boy, don't let the smoke get in your eye.

And of course these guys. They came out of Raleigh, Nc. NCSTATE REPRESENT.

Bauhaus, Tones on Tail, Love and Rockets. For me these guys are a big part of the 80's "sound".

and what color is your vibrator?

Yeah, I've seen some women with really nice tattoos. A tat (usually a bunch of 'em) that tells you something about her and the placement tells you something and it's a well done artistry and it just all pulls together ya know. And then so many girls shit themselves up with tats. Just "hehe...

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You gotta embrace it. You gotta open up Kuriin's Happy Funtime Animated GIF Thread, fullscreen that shit, and when Bob from accounting comes over you don't even acknowledge it. p.s. I voted to remove it entirely. At least 5 of us remember our roots and justwant to watch the world burn. I...

Yeah, gravy. It doesn't really matter what you post. Just mark your X. No matter how many days you have left I hope there are more good ones than bad ones.

I like the guy in the hat. Haven't read the books, and I think I might just based on this pilot, but you get a fairly "corporate gumshoe who understand who signs his checks and doesn't give much of a fuck" feel from him. His line, "The law? There is no law on Ceres. Theres only cops."...

I'm torn between the sage advice of "Show us your tits" and "I FEAR CHANGE" other than that I have no strong feelings. No wait. No. Maybe. Ok, it was just a burp.

All true. Seriously, I was trying to decide if it was a photograph or if it was a rendition.

that's purdy. the diameter of earth is 8000 miles. The moon is 240,000 miles distant. Can you fit 30 earths edge to edge in the black space on that pic? I think the scale is off.

no shit man, are you looking for a clerk? Drew Carrey was big into second life for a while at least. He might still be. I wonder if it's a haven for celebrity. Guys who are too recognizable to have a "normal" social life in public. I mean cmon you're draw carrey. Wherever you go, even...

don't troll me bro. not about this. it'll go straight past buttmad into PENISANGRY.

but then you have to be careful. If I say, "Facial" what I want is the segment of the girl getting spoo'd on, I do NOT want the segment where we get the close up on the dude's face as he's spooing.

I think the smart money has to go with either Brahma or Lyrical. But i've got a feeling that lyrical might be a tad lightskinned, and that's DKP minus. Uncomfortable truths.

On a given friday night it might be true that Kuriin has 18 inches of cock, but I don't think that's in the spirit of the nature of the question!

Is that what that fucker right in the pussy was? A talk radio gag? Cause a few of them were funny.

aww.

James has had them lauding him as a feminist? There is no font size big enough to contain the lol. That's probably one of the funniest porn stories I've ever heard. Man gets paid to beat and degrade women for the voyeuristic amusement of other men. Is labeled a feminist by random...

Man, I hate to say it because it's a serious situation. did she just stick her face in a big old vat of "stuff that can kill you"?

hoss was hoosegowed for a picture of a 20 year old in a bikinni, I think. HE MAD.

It could be one of those "If you're going to go back to Gallifrey then you have to confront your demons first" kind of things. A little bit of malicious tough love. The Master seems to want to either rule or destroy Gallifrey usually. One or the other, I guess maybe both at the same time...

Hey, maybe works sucks. But getting there is great.

I think you might want to reconsider this motorcycle idea. For a guy it's just manly or whatever. For a girl it's a giant sex toy that you can ride to work.

anxiety doesn't always make sense, and if that's what it is (if) and it's only happening at the brink of sleep... it really doesn't make a lot of sense. try the melatonin one night, see if it mitigates or relieves the episode. It might it might not but melatonin isn't going to do anything...

Yeah, that sounds absolutely horrible. I wonder how many of them have ever been, or if it's just code for "I WANNA PAAAAAAAAARTAHY". Like, do they actually want to physically go to the desert, eat peyote, and get trains run on them for 3 days? And if they do, why do they want to bring a...

the problem with these threads is the bullshit nets mechanic of +10 per day or whatever it is. We wouldn't have the problem with poz loads. They, obviously, create a pozitive feedback loop. The more you give, the more you can give.

Astr0chuk has heard the good news, and can't wait to spread it. a_skeleton_03ger stands vehemently opposed to the continued commercialization of Christmas. Immovable force. Irresistable Object.