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I see that I didn't make a request at all, which kinda circles back around and points out your retardation.

You mean other than him being a system QB and his replacements performing just as well as he does?

It looked like the hurry up was getting to the pats in the first half. They even had to burn a timeout on defense because they were tired.

Then what? Just lock every thread he posts in? Do you see the retardation of your request yet?

If I'm going to miserable anyway, I might as well be at work/school. When I get sick, I come in and take a sick day later when I'm feeling better. Just kidding, I don't actually get sick. But I don't let a case of the epizooties keep me from whatever I have to do that day.

I think he's asking who this fuck this mikerb retard is. I'm starting to get worried about how gullible libtards are.

When did you book it?

With all the bullshit spewed about hotels, you gotta tell us how your accommodation situation worked out.

I think my favorite story line this SB hype week is the patrots fans thinking it'll be awkward if goodelle has to present a trophy to brady.

This is pretty good. I never liked Jeff Ross's roasts, but this has actual funny people telling most of the jokes and they are fucking mean to each other. Only complaint is that each battle isn't long enough, and there's not enough of "The Wave". They totally steal the show.

Still clamoring for him as Dr Who. I think he's shown enough seriousness to make me confident he can pull off the tiny amount that would be required in this role.

Based on the deflategate press conferences, he's not a very good liar.

That makes sense. Kinda like how baseball has the Cy Young award and then the MVP, which is everyone but a pitcher. I remember there being talk of a pitcher winning MVP a few years back and people were going apeshit.

Gaming addictions: I almost got arrested because of my addiction to muds. I was in college and hit a guy's car in the parking lot. I knew who it was, so I went and told him, and told him I'd call my parents to figure out what to do and make it right. He thought I said I'd call the cops...

I would never fuck a dog. They're too low to the ground. I need something that stands waist high or is small enough to be picked up.

Pets do that too. Not wanting sex, I mean, just wanting attention. Once I figured that out, I managed to use it to my advantage quite a bit. I'd be crafting in EQ2, listening to some guildies running a zone on Vent, and act really involved with the game. She'd pull her "I want some attention...

I long for the good ole days when a linebacker, lineman, or placekicker would be sprinkled in every once in a while. 1982 Mark Moseley Washington Redskins Placekicker Yeah, a placekicker. This was the AP MVP. Today the AP chooses the official NFL MVP, I don't know if the NFL had an...

Possibly the only thing I really like about Brady. Well, actually his press conferences are pretty good too, he does seem like a nice enough dude. I wouldn't have a beer summit with the guy though because at some point I'd probably get drunk and bash the mug across his face. If you're backup...

Well, MVP is most valuable player, so it seems to me like it should be something close to your first option. Who had the biggest impact on their team. And I'm not just saying that because it would make elliot a lock.

Shit, I thought it was always a SB rematch. I guess that's not set in stone though. The patriots can host if atlanta's new stadium isn't ready or has some kind of conflict with the international booger flicker's convention.

@Amod can you prevent him from turning off notifications? That way we can tag @asshat in every post

Just for you, I did a little research. Interestingly enough, boob size is not used to calculate BMI. It's not even part of the equation. So I used her height and weight and she's overweight, not even obese. I'm not sure where morbidly obese starts, but it must be higher than obese, right...

It's because it's all about perception and not everyone naturally perceives things to be intimate or loving even when they know in their head it is. You can rant about 'feelings over logic' all you want, but this is the one area (love) where it should be that way. Guys do the same thing...

Sorry to hear it man. I agree with the decision to not bankrupt yourself looking for a body. You might have better luck going on a killing spree of all gators in the area. I'd also like to know the answer to gunnar's questions though.

Youtube. People are going overboard. It's getting so that anytime I look for information most of the useful looking results are fucking youtube videos. Someone write the fucking shit down already, I don't have time to watch an 18 minute video to see if your shit applies to what I'm looking...

Wasn't necessary. Paper is appx .1mm thick, even with 3 pages, folded in thirds and then folded in half again, it's less than the difference in widths between my typical back pocket loadouts (which is .3cm). So all I had to do was put them all in the slightly less loaded pocket.

Just realized last night that I can cast my porn from my tablet to my TV. Best Jerkoff session I've had in years. I hope that allows me to last longer than 30 seconds with my wife tonight, who I haven't seen all week.

The song is so bad, calling it garbage seems wrong. But the video was pretty amazing. Was that his daughter or something? They looked like they had a lot of fun doing that. Oh and I couldn't understand any of the words. Were any of them relevant to the current conversation?

I Hope I remember to check this feed out again in a year.

This pretty much disproves the hot teacher = easier sentence theory. What the fuck kinda sentence is 0-5 years? Who makes the final decision? Plus all 4 sentences running concurrently with credit for time served? Maybe the judge just had a fetish and fucked her in the eyeball.

Olscratch vs. Tolan We all know he will be unbanned eventually. When he is, in keeping with our traditions, he should have to stay in the asshat usergroup for a year.

That was my guess.

Oh shit, I never expected the NFL to cover up it's fuckry and deny it did anything wrong. WHAT A TWIST! By "you guys", you mean the texans, obviously, and I don't think they will because they need OL help more. I expect them to try to pilfer some cowboys linemen after they trade for romo...

I'm only checking in on this thread for the update where you finally find him.

Lets have a cowboys argument that's more relevant than where romo will end up. Did NFL privately admit error in Cowboys penalty in loss to Packers?

I think you misspelled "our Token Stealers Fan". Or is there another one? Also, fucker has no avatar, so that plays into the new guy joke too.

Truthfully, if they're straight up scams they probably spoof the number anyway. There's probably no reason to keep a number on that list more than a month. If they're listed chronologically, just start deleting the oldest entries.

Cad vs. popsicledeath LulzSect vs. Hoss - I never had a chance Gravel vs. Tolan tanoomba vs. Big Flex Tuco vs. Wollygimp Mist vs. Screamfeeder jihodj vs. olscratch Itzena vs. Caepan

Mrs G what about the other guy? Are you not exclusive with him? Even if you are, nothing wrong with going to a SB party and talking to someone. If he tries to move too fast you can always tell him you're not exactly available.