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anyone got a gif of the donald play?

There's a fucking picture of a dog being skinned alive even if you don't play the video. There is something to spoil

At least spoiler that shit, jackass.

go home zzyzyzyzyyzyyzyzyzyzyyyzyzyzzzyzyzyzyyzyyzyzyzyz, you're drunk. BTW how the fuck did you come up with that name?

What lists are you talking about mrs g? If you do get serious about someone, make him (or her ... just throwing it out there) register here and post in this thread for our approval. a_skeleton_02, do you cosplay too? You should be in costume too, jump her, then stay in character. If she...

He can probably hold his breath longer than he can resist the temptation to troll. Another option is you can realize this is what you signed up for when you ran for amod and grow thicker skin. The quote worked for me zyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzzzyy. Maybe you're dumber than me.

First blood Time bandits

This does look pretty good.

Is that why the big 12 refs in the replay booth were reviewing every play on the goal line during the UT vs ND game? The announcers were certainly trying to make it look like there was some home cookin going on there.

I forgot where I saw it (probably before the game yesterday) but Jerry Jones was giving a tour of his new practice facility and he was crowing about the big window in his office looking out to the practice field where he can 'keep an eye' on them. He specifically said he could watch and make...

hah same here. I've had girls I was dating pull that too and gave basically the same response. They were like, "No you don't understand it's really bad". Which would lead to "well, let me see how bad it is". You can probably guess know how that always ended up. Razor-burn around my neck...

Feels bad man.

How about the starship troopers model? Serve in the military, you get to be a full citizen. Also, co-ed showers.

anyone but flava flav pls. he's the first option that would be a definitive loss to me. With all the rest of the dudes I think I could pretend it was a girl. Even the bearded dudes, I could tell myself it was a hairy bush and I was in her pussy. But flava flav would be yelling his name every...

Nope, I was born after that. I don't really remember the drinking age changes either, but my dad and uncles have talked about it because it was actually important (to them).

Houston? But only because I'm pretty confident they're going to drop a couple games this year, not because I think the lamar (high school?) cardinals are any good.

Of course this means this IS the year. Wish I had a trip planned to vegas, I'd put some action on it.

My favorite part was when I never started watching it I think. Beckstrom was pretty much House as a cop. I watched it for both (I think) seasons, just because dwight is awesome and I was hoping he'd develop into something more dwight-like. But it sucked the whole way through.

The funny thing about marshall is that if not for casperdick, no one probably would have noticed. Kneeling may not be the accepted norm, but it is generally considered a reverent pose. They give athletes a pass on not having their hands over their hearts, kneeling probably would have been...

I see no problem with the wal mart thing either. I mean WTF, a store isn't allowed to put on a display anymore? The only problem I see is $3.33 for a 12 pack of coke and calling it a rollback price. Fuck man, at least roll that shit back to 2001 prices ($5 a case)

Was that used for voting too? i thought it was only used as rationale for lowering the drinking age. We can all see how effective it was on that front.

I wonder if casperdick and marshall get paid in the currency of their homeland. They should stop giving them american dollars since america offends them so badly. What's the currency called in nigeria? Pay them with those.

Blowjobs are better when there's an element of risk. Steer into the skid bro.

If it's dubbed into english, I'm in.

Lachi, there are lawyers who specialize in representing men in divorces. Listen to the radio for a while and I bet you'll hear barry sanders doing a commercial for one.

I notice that unless it's from a comedy, if you don't watch the show the scenes kinda suck. Here are my submissions

What are you saying? She's more like yoko?

I think we can all agree ruby rhode will probably give the best head out of this lot. #2 at worst.

I'd prefer old pics BTW.

No. I don't care if your birfday is any better than any other random day of the year. So you were like 10 when you were in FOH?

Why not? Never came back to bite me when I was between girlfriends and horny enough to make dumb decisions. At least the prostitute isn't a long term bad decision, like signing a 20 year contract, or ruining a chance at a lifetime contract I might want to sign.

Then go see a prostitute till she starts putting out.

Ashton VSG or Ashton ESG are my go to. Interestingly, I don't like any other Ashton's I've tried. When I have a knowledgeable cigar person available and I tell them what I like, they will suggest other things and so far they've all been good too. I just can't ever remember what they are the...

Yes it is. Porn stars shave their shafts, so I can see why you'd be confused. 26? What decade are you posting from?

It's easy if you jerk off while watching it.

I got natalie. Wanna switch? Her knees are too sharp, would not let blow me.

It's not stealing his joke, it's a whole other symbol. Girls don't know shit about comedy.

I did appreciate the tail the science teacher pulled

Yeah, I didn't even see the ND player duck down. IMO, I think the way he turned before contact showed he was trying to do it right, and that seems a lot like an 'intent' rule. His intent here was obviously to knock the ball loose, not to hurt someone. It's possible the first contact was...

I flat out feel sorry for wentz that he has to start week 1. But at the same time I'm laughing because I called it when they drafted him while eagles fans said he wasn't going to get thrown to the wolves.