Search results

  1. Hoss

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    I dunno, I think the field events have been getting more coverage this year than in the past. I love the field events most of all, and hate the long ass races, which they used to show ever boring lap of. Been bitching about that forever. This year they seem to be doing better. But...
  2. Hoss

    ask tyen anything thread

    Can't think of any reason a dentist would tell you it's ok to do something that will fuck up your kids teeth and require braces a few years down the road. Sounds legit.
  3. Hoss

    How many black likes until black hand is summoned?

    They're shadow likes because they don't show up in all of your like counts.
  4. Hoss

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    Facts are still coming out, but from what we know so far it's pretty clear the security guard extorted them, and now the gubmint is extorting them too. If they broke the law by vandalizing the gas station, then charge them with that. instead they're saying pay us as an apology for saying we're...
  5. Hoss

    Ryan Lochte scandal megathread

    The security guard only extorted $50 from them though, so the damage was probably like $10. Are you arguing a technicality that we haven't discussed it yet on this board?
  6. Hoss

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    I thought he was lying at first too. But now that I've heard the Brazilians side of the story, it's pretty fucking obvious he was shaken down by a security guard. Can't blame him for trying to report that. In first world countries that shit is frowned upon. But in Brazail it's so common that...
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Found out yesterday that when I finish writing my current program, before I can start testing, the customer has to sit down and go through it line by line. I know the customer has no one who knows WTF they are doing because this particular customer is also a competitor of ours. We've worked...
  8. Hoss

    2016 Olympics. - Brazil

    I've said before, they need to poke holes in all those condoms. The human race needs these genes to be mingled.
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Other than the fact that I'm an introvert IRL, I'm exactly the same. I don't understand the fear of that retort. You act like kids are never insolent to their biological parents. Without the "not my real dad" defense, she'll just have no power over you and have to be good? Whatever man...
  10. Hoss

    If you voted for Erronius, pls go change your vote

    lol meaghan trainor. She acts like she thinks she's hot. Before she became famous, I bet she wasn't saying no a whole lot.
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Got an alert about this on my phone and before I opened it, all I saw was "Cowboys owner Jerry Jones..." And I thought, holy shit, he must have died. Cause I don't get many alerts. Typically it's only when players are signed, released or suspended.
  12. Hoss

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    I think jait is a holdout. Terial is the one who sent me a PM saying he'd missed the move. Don't remember the DMK character, so who knows about him.
  13. Hoss

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Announcements are very easy to miss. Probably even easier if you don't have ads blocked because you're used to ignoring everything up top. Too bad the chucklehead posting the video didn't include something more useful in the body of the text.
  14. Hoss

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Rescued another one yesterday who was still looking for F/S/R and had missed all the notes about the exodus.
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Didn't he say he looked her up and saw her status was married? Sounds like if she'd updated her status maybe he would have picked up on it. Don't be too hard on him for that one.
  16. Hoss

    If you voted for Erronius, pls go change your vote

    he's redpilling us?
  17. Hoss

    Invention thread

    Yes that started after i had my idea. But it's not always accurate on a GPS and I think my idea could eventually be used to slow you down when cops are around.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    3 Fs, just like any other girl. Find em, fuck em, forget em. For real though, being prepared for marriage day 1 is idiotic. I dated a lot of single moms so here are Hoss's tips for dating single moms: There's no reason to be scared of them. They're women too, they want companionship...
  19. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm cool with old pics of her, as long as she was 18+ when they were taken. Scan in some of those old polaroids bro.
  20. Hoss

    Killjoys

    Absolutely. I'd at least have her try injections in every hole to see if any of them lasted longer. But alas, I feel pretty sure we're going to find out it was the peach. Or pear. or whatever the fuck that now extinct fruit was.
  21. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    It's all about letting them know you're the alpha. You have to hump them anytime they start acting uppity.
  22. Hoss

    President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for Amod - Sep to Mar

    I mentioned it just now, but obviously the mods who win are expected to punish those who lose. The rule would be codifying it to make sure none of the new mods pussed out. Probably a 1 week shawing and 3 months on the discouraged user list would be appropriate to ensure anyone who announces...
  23. Hoss

    Invention thread

    My dad had a couple of good ideas. One was for a way to store christmas lights so they don't tangle up. Worked like a champ, he even had prototypes made and shopped them around. A few years later we saw them for sale by someone else. He also had a plan for generating unlimited electricity...
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is she hot? Post some pics of her.
  25. Hoss

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    Astr0 really is a better name. I can't figure out why he's married to chukzombie. Like if everyone decided they wanted to start calling me something awesome, I'd switch outta this tired old name.