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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    wut? he hopes wentz doesn't get killed every play and his expectations are ridiculous? i dunno bro, it's not that far out of line to think wentz might actually survive his first game. You gotta at least give him even odds of still being able to walk on monday.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I'm sure it's on the internet somewhere, but I'm kinda lazy. I just look at the timeline in the front of the books. Pick up any of the books and it'll give you the titles of all the new canon books that have been published or are planning on being published in the near future (as of whenever...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    So what they're thinking is that everybody was just playing too slow for him in pre-season? Once the game speeds up everyone else will be on his level finally and he'll be fine? It's an interesting theory. I can't refute it. They get paid big bucks to figure that shit out.
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    Reigniting Patriotism- A practical guide to helping others.

    Gotta move this to a thread where you can get some help. The question is, which one? Marriage, Girls who broke your heart, or Johnny's whoring thread?
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Is that the definition? I don't know, judging from that angle, it looks like it was hand, shoulder pad, then helmet that hit. And there was probably an elbow hitting too on the other side before the helmet. I can't find a copy of that that's slowed down, but I did find this still which shows...
  6. Hoss

    Reigniting Patriotism- A practical guide to helping others.

    How many people do you think you're fooling here? We know you're already collecting camping gear.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Holy shit, I just looked at the rest of the cougars schedule. So basically they're ending the year ranked top 2 or 3, or they lose one of those games and drop out of the rankings altogether. I'm not even sure all of these teams are division 1.
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    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Can you remind me what targeting is? Cause that looks like a clean hit from that angle. The receiver clearly hadn't finished catching the ball, otherwise it would have been a TD, and the guy led with his shoulder pads, not the crown of his helmet. Both feet were on the ground so I don't see...
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bro, maybe you just need an open marriage. Post pics of your wife pls.
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    Stranger Things

    Just binged season 1 this weekend. Really good show, I loved the goonies feel. I hope they leave this story alone and move on to something else for next season, like Fargo does. Though, i liked the main cast enough (the kids anyway) that it wouldn't bother me to see more of them. Maybe they...
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    Dark Matter

    I'm hoping they're spending time on the android now so they can explain away her being such a bad actress that she's too robotic to be a human, but still can't pull off a robot. Once that's all sorted out i hope she'll fade back into the background. I don't really want her to go away because...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The job market in houston isn't all that great right now. What's your plan if you lose your job tomorrow? You going to stay in Texas, or move back to where they are? Unless you plan to stay there no matter what, I think the split custody where you get him for half holidays and most of the...
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like we need a new name for the skype version. I recommend Virtual Pizza Party.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never had any illusions of winning. We all know you have first and third place wrapped up.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Maybe they'll have the defense play both ways!
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    lol I didn't need you to back me up, but thanks anyway. And yes I did make predictions
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    Las Vegas

    Not that weird. Vegas strip clubs are the worst I've ever seen. I don't think I ever went to sapphires, but I tried a few.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No thanks, you stick to your dual wield daggers, I'll stick with my 2h.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Basically convo is saying that he thinks vegas oddsmakers are just really really good at predicting sporting events. He thinks that's how casinos are built, by people being good at gambling. Also, blackjack dealers get their jobs by being really good at blackjack, that's why they beat everyone.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Sure they did, because that's what the official word was. AFAIK, no one posting here is a DR who has examined Romo, so all we have to go on is what we're fed. Frankly anyone who "knew" he was going to be 8 weeks based on the info we had last week needs to PM me tonight's winning lottery...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I haven't seen this porn. Do you mean Wildly Exaggerated Harlequin Romance Novel shit? I would lose, my strokes per minute would be so much lower than the rest of you.
  22. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    My experience is that they bite better in the rain. Especially right before the rain hits. Thing is, people get nervous about being on the water in the rain.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Start out with changing when you try to command yourself to cum.
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    Las Vegas

    There's no thrill better than being at a hot craps table, bruh. And I include both blowjobs and cheese when I say that. For real though, most people are dumb about it. I'm not. Can't remember if there was ever a time I didn't at least break even on the gambling in vegas. I always have a...
  25. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    Not nearly enough gambling on that itinerary. You've been to Vegas before, right? So you know you'll be able to keep the gambling to a minimum? If not, please post how it really went down when you get back.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Quite an ambiguous conclusion. I bet they had a government grant too Other headlines from that study: Water is more or less as deadly as dry erase markers? Blowjobs are more or less as popular as cheese? 10 inches is more or less as long as 5 inches?
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Is there any chance we can blame bridgewater's injury on roids? If not, we'll have to go with that demon marijuana and a bad case of reefer madness.
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    Facebook Theories (Why everyone I know likes it but me)

    Post the nudes or it didn't happen. Whatever the cause, it was your best post to date on the new forum.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I'm guessing there are no pictures of it since they haven't been posted yet. If there are pics and someone must post them, please put them in spoiler tags since apparently it made grown ass men throw up.
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    Red Dwarf

    Shit I just found it on wiki. I have 6 episodes to watch. Anyone know where I can find them?
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    Red Dwarf

    OK so then what was season 10? I don't recall the season numbers, but the last regular season I recall was them being on the prison ship. The last episode had shit getting all blown up and I don't even remember how it ended. I think they kind of left it hanging. Then years later I saw the...
  32. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty much. Plus flames was dead and dying, and that's why I stuck around here. Not my problem that your troll detector is so fucked up. See about getting it re-calibrated.
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    should a_skeleton_03 be allowed to use his admin abilities for trolling?

    The results of this poll are disturbing. Mist I assume that translates to a no vote since @suenig wouldn't know funny if it fell out of the sky, landed on his face, and started to wiggle.
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    My avatar

    Noodle did a good job. This tuco pic is better than the other 2 I remember you sporting. Probably the best scene in the movie.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you can't figure out how to stimulate the clit while you're fucking her, you might be doing something wrong. Try putting her on her back. My wife is a clit + gspot girl. When she diddles herself she sticks a dildo in and rubs the clit. She can cum from just the clit, but it's better with...
  36. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    True, that could be another option, but I was convinced at an early age that the pull out method wasn't reliable. I could mention that it has no effect on spread of disease, but since I go down on nearly every girl I fuck and have never even seen dental dam, I obviously only worried about...
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    Facebook Theories (Why everyone I know likes it but me)

    I see your problem now. It's not the facebook people, it's that you give a shit what facebook people think. Tell them you're a luddite and to fuck off. Alternatively, do some research on crazy ass paranoid conspiracy theories involving FB and start laying that shit on them. Actually, fuck the...
  38. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Condoms are the only way I can go down on a girl again after I fuck her. I aint doing that with splooge in her cooter, and I really like doing that.
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    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 1

    Not sure if you misunderstood or are funnin around. They do not represent specific numbers. they gun be randomized at the end.