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I hadn't thought about it like that, but now Mist HAS to.

I'd give you five to eat a bug. No, seriously. five american dollars. It doesn't have to be a big bug. It could be a cricket or something. People eat crickets in africa all the time.

Maybe a snail? That's not a bug, but they are gross. French people eat snails. You could pretend it's a land-oyster. White people eat oysters.

I usually just get a Samsung and call it a day. I think my past 4 monitors have been Samsung. They haven't given me a reason to go look elsewhere. But I don't need anything specific out of a monitor beyond, "It needs to work and I don't want to replace it for a few years."

Not as sexy as you might think. It's a gangbang casting couch all right, but they invite Apprentice Developers to come "take part in the process". ... And there is no job.

That's dumb anyway. Everyone knows you buy your slaves on Tuesday. Why do you think it's called Tuesday anyway?

It's true. Money might not buy love or happiness but by DAMN it will buy me false hope.

He'll work himself out. This whole breathing on your own and digesting at the same time bullshit is hard at first. Maybe try to control his feeding portions if it really sounds terribly unhealthy. But I doubt you need to, and you never really should deny an infant food. Plus, feeding him...

Make ready your mouth hole. For my scrumptious deviled eggs.

His break up advice was the best. Coke out, sell the tv.

It really does get better. I was right there with you Greyform. There are actual character arcs and shit. There are ACTUAL moral choices. It's not nearly so 1 dimensional as those first episodes would have you believe. They probably had to sell it as those easy cookie cutter archetypes...

Oh my. I do believe I have the vapors.

So did you have cabbage, mist? I've got a bellyfull of cabbage and it is entirely improper to talk about what is intermittently passing through my butthole, but I can assure you that it IS glorious. I also made 2 dozen deviled eggs. I think I went overboard on the deviled eggs.

ok, I'm willing to trust again. It starts to get much better about halfway though s1. That nerdist write up is correct. It's around episode 5 where it starts to get less teen-drama-shitty and more "?? LOL that's great."

The green skullcap is a little odd. Who do you think you are, Howie Mandel?

snow monica standing up for my mothers honor. Unlike lurkings mom who was mostly good at laying down!

Her voice is distinctive. She's good as a voice actor. But ugh, you get her real acting and I don't know if it's the only thing she's ever cast for (dunno how it works, but that seems probable) and she always plays the dumbest, worst, show destroying, characters. Except for Mad Men, she's...

Red Letter guys have a conversation with Max Landis up (they TANKED his movie) where they kinda address some of Edge's perfectly valid complaints. It's actually interesting. Jay: "You guys talk about movies being bad, but your movie SUCKS!"

Me and my brother usually watch It is truly the perfect thanksgiving story. You'll learn the true meaning of Christmas.

He looks like a Chad, too. Fuckin chad.

I have it from a credible source that I am, indeed, a handsome boy.

I remember watching that episode on TV when I was very young with the entire family. Everyone just bust out laughing. All of 'em. I'd qualify that as a classic.

Ensemble can work and it can work well. I can think of other movies where I'm not sure who the main character was. Lots of them. Most recently, Eve comes to mind. It had three characters and they were all main characters. That wasn't a story about a person or a machine, that was a story...

Of course it's just their opinion. That doesn't mean they're wrong, man! But in that deconstruction they bring an analytical way of thinking about the movie that most people, outside of an academic study of the source, wouldn't think about applying. If you watch more than Mr. Plinket...

You should shaw him for saying that Vanguard was gonna suck. SECRET NOTES, UT? REALLY!?!?

And the wood elf should have a huge butthole.

Deviled eggs? Should I make deviled eggs? I'll eat like all of them. Oh god yes.

No girlfriend? Fuck, whatever, I have cabbage. Gotta work on Thanksgiving? Fuck, whatever, when I get home -- cabbage.

I have ham. And cabbage. It is going to be GLORIOUS. Boiled cabbage makes everything better, Mist.

So what are the odds that wormie got shown the curb and there's no wifi in his hotel room?

I take umbrage at calling RedLetter hipster assholes! Yeah, it's obvious that Mike went to film school, and probably Jay. Rich Evans I think went to AC-TING school... and I dunno what's up with the bald dude. I'm guessing he went D&P. The comic-book-store-owner I think is just a random...

OTOH -- it is a comic book show, and follows comic book logic. It's dumb as shit, we have to take that as granted. But if Batman did the sane thing (like -- just execute the Joker without a trial the first time he tries to kill the entire city) then there's no story. In a lot of ways you've...

I clicked the link. It checks out. It's safe.

Charlie has standards, dude. Low standards maybe, BUT THEY EXIST.

mostly just the one on my left. Shit, tbh, if I met the one on the right and she told me she was italian I'd buy it.

wtf! I had no idea you were Jewish. This. Changes. Everything.

if it is a gestational abnormality though, you would expect an uneven distribution among families. Or maybe he just has one REALLY pretty sister.

Maybe he just has one REALLY pretty sister.

mist gives us all wood huehuehue

What kind of a world is it where Charlie Sheen can't get laid for free.