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  1. iannis

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Really? That's all JJ's Star Treks were to me. It's not like the stories were Star Trekky. They were better than most of TNG movies and even better than some of TOS movies. I was ok with them being "an homage". I thought about it while watching the movies... "If this weren't an...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The surprising thing is that it made it taste like bacon. souse vide or you're a faggit.
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    Marvel's Jessica Jones

    Then they just haven't been watching the stuff that Tenant has been in since Dr. Who. He's been doing some dark stuff.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Not buxom enough. I used to watch Linda Carter as wonder woman as a kid. My mom likes to remind me sometimes how I used to call the show "Wonder Boobies" I think I loved her.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yeah, all of those things are valid choices. It's just that as the viewer we know that Vader didn't start any of it. He didn't even initiate turning Luke... his boss told him to. Vader was a biiiiiiitch*. But Kylo prolly doesn't know any of that and thinks that Vader was the driving core...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Yeah, those are like underwater nuke icbm drones. I was thinking too small.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You also have to go into that creepy cave and kill yourself
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    Parent Thread

    I'm assuming a traditional school schedule with summer breaks and a summer job. Year round does make the issue more difficult.
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    Parent Thread

    Hey man, if you can send your kids to Ivy League you send them to Ivy League. Except Yale. Fuck Yale. There may or not be an advantage to being in that circle, but there is an undeniable opportunity in it that only comes once in a lifetime and usually not in the vast majority of lifetimes...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I'm kind of amazed that those don't already exist. I bet they already exist. ICBM's exist. We do have nuclear powered submarines which are capable of launching missiles. You would think that, if they can make them small enough, they'd be capable of launching missiles with a nuclear...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    How are their forums subs doing? Brads dirtbike might be out of gas.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Time is a flat fucking circle
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This thread really is best Korea isn't it. Brad is gonna be like some bizzare folk hero. He will wind having released the first, and final, mmorpg. And it will be the same one.
  14. iannis

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I'm not sure "I will finish what you started" even means. It sounds like a quotable and all. It sounds all epic. But what did Vader start? Vader didn't start shit. Except for turning Luke to the dark side. So obviously Kylo thinks Vader started something. Unless he really is talking...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Who the fuck is Poe Dameron? I haven't been following it much. So you're quite right. For someone who hasn't been paying attention he'll be an entirely new character. I thought it was just emosith, rey, and the black dude.
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    Parent Thread

    Fuck it, let them resent you. I mean it seriously. It's a tough love kind of thing. Would you rather they don't resent you but aren't able to truly care for themselves, or that they do resent you and are capable adults? IF it comes down to that choice, let them resent you. Start them...
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    Jem and the Holograms (Truly Outrageous)

    They probably just don't get promoted. Which is similar to getting fired. Of course they probably also have a budget for the "FUCK YOU, IT'S JANUARY" movies. So it might be that the studio just expects X minutes of X number of movies to meet union contracts and they don't particularly care...
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    MST3K Reboot

    PARROTY THREAD
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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    Well I expect the entire movie to be a 90 minute dumb blonde joke. The reason he can get away with it is because he's telling blonde jokes about a short jewish man. It will be as good as the premise allows. And he is Ben Stiller, you'll probably have a fair number of celebrity cameos. If you...
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    Marvel's Jessica Jones

    Hey, isn't that Jesse's girl?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Think about the spy network you could have with a legion of force ghosts. You could have perfect knowledge. You could have a whole Force Ghost Administration running in the Force-Shadow realm dedicated to feeding Yoda and Snakes-On-A-Plane detailed reports about ongoing plots personal...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    How did the find an exoplanet with an orbit that far away? Around a different star I assume, not our own? Because from what I know the way that they actually find exoplanets would preclude them from finding one within our own system.
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    The Hateful Eight

    Of course they matter. They matter exactly 3/5 as much as the life of a person.
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    The Hateful Eight

    WE HAVE A METRIC. MATHS ARE INVOLVED.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I go with the force ghosts are a personal phenomenon for those force-capable. If it weren't so, the Jedi would never be able to lose. Anything. Ever. Every time one of them died their numbers would have grown. They would have won by zerg.
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    Jem and the Holograms (Truly Outrageous)

    This is shocking. SHOCKING. If they'd had The Misfits, it would have outperformed that soon-to-be-abortion of a Star Wars sequel.
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    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    I think I saw rob schneider in there. It's a netflix original. Now, Sandler -has- to know his reputation. Sandler -has- to have made enough of his jew golds. Is netflix letting him play his embezzlement game? Or has some of the crust fallen off of sandler and he finally feels that he...
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    MST3k reboot kickstarter

    How much O'Keefe is in this movie anyway?
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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    I don't see how they can top the gasoline fight. I really don't. That only works if you're not expecting it. It's the only reason that scene was so funny. And it was uncontestably hilarious.
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    MST3k reboot kickstarter

    It'll be funded and it'll be fine. There's always a market for this kind of B Movie mockery/appreciation. But they started running out of steam in the shows themselves. This kind of thing runs its course after a while, and MST3K was also a product of its time. The redletter guys are doing...
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    Fallout 4

    generally you mix lime, sand, and gravel. And then cook the shit out of it. but the real trick to roman concrete is that it has to be volcanic sand and volcanic gravels. straight granite actually makes an inferior concrete.
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    WarCraft (2016)

    Hm. True. Hard call. I think I watched Spirit Within, but I can't remember any part of it. For damn sure though it won't be better than He Man: Master of the Universe: DA MOVIE. Now that movie was some wonderful schlock.
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    Master of None

    The home movies vibe is probably endearing to a younger audience. I mean letsplay and twitch streams are actually a pretty big deal. Just not for us. Because we're old.
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    WarCraft (2016)

    So here's the real question, will it be better or worse than Dungeons and Dragons the movie, the one with the wayans brother. I'm going out on a limb and saying worse.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Breaking away from the herd can indeed be difficult, I imagine. Luckily I've never had to deal with it. Some of the stories you Mormons tell are FUCKING WEIRD TO ME. What seems would be even MORE difficult is to not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Break away from the herd, yes, but...