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OK then don't put it in her butt if that's what gets you attached. But definitely pee on her. That's how you tell the difference between booty calls and serious girlfriends.

How long did your oath last krip?

he said SOME early critique of the film, not ALL early critique. On the other hand, no one can be blamed for not reading a chuk post. So in a way, you're both right.

This is our year. I can feel it. You misspelled "suspensions"

Continue your pissing match, just please don't give krip a hard time over his purity oath.

After all, you posted capri's nudes up here.

He's trying not to take heat for keeping his abstinence promise. Show us a pic of your purity ring krip bro.

My mother in law does that every day for her dogs. I mean, it's not always chicken and rice, but she cooks for them every day. When she goes out of town, she will have a freezer full of premade meals for the dog sitter. Chicken and rice, beef and peas ... heck there's at least one more but I...

You mean a 3 way between his wife and capri's mom.

I worded it poorly, Opiate understood what I meant. I was talking about how long after exposure before it can show up in a test. Not how long the test takes. As for the swab test, what I saw said it can usually be tested with a urine sample, but maybe his doctor decided Johnny needed to be...

Nice, took me a few seconds to remember what the Seinfeld contest was. He's 16. OK not really, he was 16 when I first saw him posting on flames, so he's forever 16 to me. In reality, that was sometime around 2010, so he'd be 22ish now.

Couples normally screw. I thought you said shew wasn't giving up the cookie.

There are apparently more ridiculous people posting here than I realized.

I remember one girl who when I was doing her doggy style, when I came I always felt something poke my dick. I always assumed I was hitting her cervix or something, now I'm wondering if it was an IUD. We used condoms but there's nothing saying she couldn't be double protected. It's been too...

That's just another reason to give them to your daughters. Like seriously, when a mom is telling a dad they're putting their daughter on birth control, then need to lead with the decreased sexual desires thing with #2 being less bitchyness. Try different types of birth control. Maybe...

1. This was ridiculous. No judgement, but a birfday meal for a dog is ridiculous. 2. Yo girl looks pretty good. You still with her? If not, can we see the nudes? 3. Why were you sticking the chop stick in his face? Is that something you always did?

I thought you were talking about letting someone borrow your car and they kill someone. Kinda like tickets from cameras being the responsibility of the owner of the vehicle.

meh. The commander AI might help with that. There was something about how meek she looked when allie was sitting on her throne though that makes me think she's gotten over that.

Waiting for Johnny22 to register.

Are you sure we're not supposed to be arguing right now? This just doesn't feel right.

As long as you mean dogs running loose (which I am assuming since the article is about loose dogs), then that's cool. If you jump into my yard and get mauled though, fuck you. Maybe give me the medal my dog just earned for cleaning up the streets. "As if you did it yourself" is good phrasing...

Are you sure that's not a FWP? I've never even heard of half the products you named.

Whoever the new commander is, it needs to be someone chark can lez out with. I really hope it's the current commander cause she's hot as hell and I don't want her to go away. They can give her an EMP pearl necklace to kill the allie 1 chip.

Except it doesn't really take over. It just pumps out dopamine to keep you happy (addicted) and creates a 2 way data link to allie. You can see the chipped people are not mindless drones, they're just easy for her to persuade.

No wai. Do you actually expect us to believe that with no games played, no rosters set, no pre-season games played, and before the teams even report for training camp .. that the division might actually still be up for grabs? I mean, exactly when the fuck do you think the division winner gets...

In the spirit of more happy stories for Mrs G (which means no more stories of when the pets died) I can't remember if I've told you guys about my basenji before. I had him for 10+ years before I even knew what he was. Kept asking everytime I went to a vet and they never knew, but one time one...

Cotton soaks up the STDs dontcha know Sexaholics anonymous meetings are great places to pick up women. I'm not joking, they don't separate men and women. It's like having an AA meeting in a bar. Don't go to one if you really want to get over the sex addiction.

Ummm, I have a Greater Pyrenees. She's a 100 lb puppy. I think she turned 1 in december, so 1.5 yrs old and she just tipped 100 lbs. Her whole body is pretty much a kicky spot too. We just need to teach her to stop barking so much at 3 am. It's how you raise them?

I know nothing about STDs, but does it take a couple days for them to give positive results? Maybe he was just doing the responsible thing. Plus, one of the tests is shoving a q-tip in your dickhole. Maybe the doctor didn't have time for that shit last week.

Squirrel Girl was a real character? I thought that was just one of the contestants on the "Who wants to be a super hero" show Stan Lee did. Or whatever it was called.

Coke blanca

Oh yeah, they cut him off at the pass! Those fucking passes. How come the people running away never seem to know about those passes?

the tic tac is a chip that implants itself in your head when you take it. What came out of ravenn was the result of being EMPd. Cause dontcha know that's what happens when you spill emp on a circuit board. They kind of covered the manufacture of the chips. There's a small press they use to...

I believe in you Johnny. That was a great move giving her the cash. Give her the money from the next kickback too.

Dunno why you think that's just white people. We all have scumbags who'll do shit like that. Maybe white people are more likely to record it, but I'm not sure that's true.

Condoms feel so great, sometimes I nut as soon as I put one on.

These guys were likely holding off the idiocy. Because I promise you these idiots have been here for a long time.

Saw it yesterday. Good movie but it left me largely dissatisfied. I think there wasn't enough time to flesh out the new supers. Especially Black panther, who I've never seen before in any form because I don't read comics. Also, stark's a dick. I wanted it to be a bunch of people I didn't...

Do I? I didn't know because I didn't see anyone else respond to his comment where he also suggested it might be a joke. Why are you guys having meetings of every person watching the show and not inviting me? Fucking fucks, it's a race thing isn't it.

I thought the clown episodes were damn good. Cheryl stole the show. I love watching her get off on weird shit.