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I wanna know if the pats fan's house has been burnt to the ground yet for questioning bill's decision.

Why don't we have the cringe reaction available in this forum?

Thanks for that. I give the pats fan credit for continuing to film instead of smashing his phone. And LOL at gronk playing safety. Why? They're lucky he didn't hurt himself out there missing that tackle. I wonder if this was a case of the dolphins looking at the personnel and calling off...

"Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"

If we do put donkey in it, it's gotta have a highlighter on it's flat chest somehow.

So what is your sexuality? If you say bi, are you only bi for trannies? What genders have you dated in the past? Any attack helicopters in the mix? How do you feel about nessa finishing the surgeries and chopping the dick off? Would you say Nessa's cock is feminine? Do you ever tell...

Amazing that tyen isn't being blown out by potato3. I think some of you are voting for him for shit he did 10 years ago. The most notable thing he did this year was kick trex to the curb, and that was quality entertainment.

Keep this shit in perspective. It's not sudden from me because I'm a homer. I just haven't said anything about changing the thread title till now.

I don't like needles either. The proper response to that should have been "Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" Then you could have countered with "At least distract me with a nice set of tits to play with"

We're going to need to see the shooped pics. And of course real nudes of her for comparison. If the story checks out, we can probably use our charity to pay for her legal defense.

At the time, I thought the penalty was because he hit him helmet to helmet, and he just mistakenly called it PI. The announcers were talking about the DB having a right to stand his ground. Whatever, that was the first of like 3 plays in a row where the refs decided to make bad calls. The...

Picasso3 vs. Tyen Xequeal vs. Ossoi

takemymoney.jpg Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it?

Nah you just claim to be participating in no nut November so chicks will try to tempt you. After you give them a pearl necklace you can be all like "damn baby you so hot you made me give up my deeply held conviction"

This shit is just pissing me off at this point. I mean, I've come to terms with the fact that I was apparently a loser in HS, so that's not it. I'm getting pissed that these selfish assholes aren't sharing the nudes with the whole world. They need to be punished too IMO.

I believe he GRINNED down a bahr. One of them did. I always combine crockett and boone because they were both played by fess parker. Also, @BoozeCube when are you going to share pictures? Even if you don't share them till after you spit the hook, make sure you get them.

That's where it came from. The story I heard was some coonass soldiers were sitting in a cafe in france speaking their version of french, and some frenchman used that word to describe them. They liked it and adopted it. Conasse was supposed to be a reference to a french whorehouse or...

Cuck needs to be tied up and have a rusty toilet badge pinned on him. We should work these badges in somehow. Fuck, J49 can probably get the whole thing made for under $100. As long as we're good with heroine whores and The Wolf as our talent. (and J49's wife cause I'm pretty sure he could...

Can't wait till slyminxy gets here and starts asking questions about vanessa's fully engorged cock. Till then, Hi jessika, glad you showed up. Was there a specific purpose, or are you tired of hearing about us 2nd hand?

Da fuk? Did you watch it with the sound off? They were southern girls.

Sledge's reminded me of when I just went to CVS. After the transaction they had a page where I agreed they could spam me with marketing called now that they had my number. The options were "YES" and "Print INFO'. I was like, "hey where's the no option, I don't want this?" I was told I had to...

I want a producer credit. Or whatever the fuck harvey winestine was.

What do you mean? They were on strike and forced back to work so now they're dragging their feet? Or is that some canuckian euphemism?

"She" gun git the needle. Unless being lebesian saves "her". In that case "she'll" be able to sue the school district and the student for oppressing "her" based on "her" sexuality.

Whatsup buddy haven't seen you in a while. Pretty sure aids can stay alive for days, there is conflicting info out there about that. But even so it's a one in 3000 chance to transmit with a needle prick if the dude is infected. That's just how I cope, I latch on the worst case scenario. And I'm...

Have her send nudes acidfly. Sure they won't be real but at least you'll get to see a naked girl you've never seen before.

I might literally have aids now. Some fuckstick left his insulin needle laying around uncapped at work and I stuck myself with it while I was trying to clear off a shelf. I'll let y'all know how that aids prophylaxis works out. The side effects are so bad that lots of people stop taking it.

Because the other dude is clearly a wierdo. They want the crazy genes to be passed on, not the wierdo genes. Or like maybe they want 2. Or maybe they plan to mix it into a cocktail so they're not sure who the daddy is biologically.

She had an alt account that a_skeleton_03 decided to allow. I can't remember what the name was because I didn't really care.

Shes pretty tough though. Most people go down like a sack of potatoes when they get hit for a second with the barbs of justice. Sounded like she took a sustained blast it barely phased her.

The rule changes are getting me. I find myself going "Well last year that'd be a catch/penalty/whatever, but who the fuck knows this year?" Last sunday they had a defender launch himself at a receiver and push him out of bounds before he got his feet down. And I was like, "What happened to...

I'm not, ref probably heard something else. Like "I'm gunna rape your daughter" (or pick anything else that sorta rhymes with 'terrible call'. I got thrown out of a game once for hollering "HUDDLE UP". I was the center. I had done that for every play for 3 quarters. This time the ref...

How did that turn into a turnover? You can't be penalized possession. Can you?

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That's kind of awesome. I'm going to casually mention my non existent older brother to my wife and see if she buys it. Gotta concoct a back story now. Maybe he was disowned for bringing Home a chink girlfriend.

I had a Cunt hit me once in a parking lot while I was backing out. She had an expired license. So even without the evidence that she pushed me into the car next to me, she clearly would have been ticketed and been at fault. But because it was in a parking lot, no ticket and the insurance...

You're the kind of idiot who will be taken by this. You don't need a license to drive in a parking lot around here and I'd wager that's pretty standard all over the US. Parking lots are private property, not public roadways.

Lifelong cowboy fan checking in for my abuse. This last game was soul crushing. I'm finally on board the fire Garrett train. I was never on the dak train at all but I'm starting to wonder if he's got the skills needed to play at this level.

Galaga is the clear winner on that list. Dragons lair was utter shit. What did it cost like a dollar for 30 seconds of play before you died? I wasted like 5 bucks on that game total

I wash my hands before I piss. I keep my dick clean enough to eat off of. Unless you piss on your hands the arguments to wash after are dumb.