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I think you're retarded if you're going to blacklist someone for political beliefs. That's what the left does. Isolation and echo chambers is not a healthy way to live. Besides, if you're not a liberal, it's a very deep rabbit hole, and it's way too much trouble. My personal blacklist has...

My wife got an alarm clock that mimics the sun rising and plays nature sounds. It's a great way to wake up tbh. Wish I could remember what it's called. I never hit snooze because I've seen old alarm clocks that get set in their ways somehow where they go off again in 10 minutes even if you...

I'd be dating women half my age whenever possible.

The better poll question is, what's a better name for kids. Crotch spawn, crotch fruit, or fuck trophies?

Yeah no shit. That's essential low level paranoia right there. Like basic self preservation. Maybe the answer is to make sure you steal people's shit when they do that so they learn their lesson.

If you find yourself in that situation again, just make sure she fucks you before you start buying her designer purses and sunglasses.

I must be his bad luck charm then cause when I watch him he always seems to be throwing shitty passes which end up in a lot of picks. Everytime I see him I think of you fuckers calling him elite and laugh. Lets hope that holds up when they play the Cowboys.

I didn't even realize who the skins had playing qb. I heard his name smith and thought "wait, is that THE Alex Smith?" Then he started throwing interceptions and I knew it was him.

Don't try to turn me into a khabib fan. Sport needs to be set back 20 years. Isn't that about when they went away from the tournament style and added weight classes?

What the fuck are you people talking about? I've been on septic pretty much my entire adult life and I get so sick of people saying you can't flush this or that. I once had a landlord who told me right after I signed the lease that I couldn't flush tp cause it would clog the septic. He was from...

Gotta do that crouched walk to keep the cheeks from coming together and making a mess. Either that or just take a shower.

Nope, I was going for a male name close to your girl name. Much like you did with heath and heather. The reaction was supposed to tell us something, right? Also, that girl in the video was too dumb to be scared. I thought she had some sense until he said boobs and she started laughing.

How do you react when someone calls you vincent? We need a baseline.

I'm curious to know exactly what you think is wrong with it. Let's go ahead and pretend I told her it was to buy guns instead of saying none of your business. Do you have something to hide? Do you think the gubmint doesn't know I own guns? I have a ltc and I buy from the cmp every few years...

Not at all times. Normally I keep about $500 on me and it's rarely over $1k. If it gets below a couple hundred I'll get more cash. If I get below $100 I feel broke and I hate feeling broke. My cash is from expense checks. I've been traveling a lot lately and I just cash my expense checks and use...

I have so much money in my wallet that the wallet is falling apart. I like this wallet too, but it is leather so I knew it was only a matter of time. It's got about $3500 right now and its been stuffed with money for over a month. When it got up to a thousand I converted it to 50s and 100s. Now...

I guess different ice creams for different stages? You still have your almonds (nuts) and upgraded your marshmallows (tits) so that one works. the only way it gets more perfect is if you turn into a transAmerican Inventor.

Is there a more tranny sounding ice cream treat?

What do you mean by tax the land counts? What happens if the target doesn't have any more lands? It looks like it's optional because it says they may search for one.

First off, I don't think she's said anything other than what was in a letter that I'm not even sure we've seen. That's why the stories are running so crazy. The only thing I have heard her allege is that he pushed her on a bed, tried to forcefully kiss her, groped her breast outside her clothes...

I'm not keeping up, but at one time I did hear that in the jurisdiction they lived in, there is no statute of limitations on rape. One of the few places in the country where that's true. But she's not alleging rape, so there might be a time limit on whatever she claimed happened if it was even...

Wouldn't you want your doctor to know you're a tranny? I mean I get wanting to be passable and for people to respect your delusion, or whatever. But we're talking about your health and there are different issues for M, F, and MtF that a doc needs to be on the lookout for. The question about...

Slightly better than having to deal with dog shit painted floors periodically because your wife won't leave the doggie door open overnight. I step in it cause I get up first. She cleans it because she's the one who has to close the door. Also cause I step in it.

I'm working out of town in a podunk city. Last week 2 people told me a particular restaurant was the best steakhouse in town. I'd been there for lunch and they had damn good chicken fried steak, so I believed them. Just tried their steak tonight and I guess it was some kind of joke...

Didn't realize that. But come to think of it, I heard it started in College station. I saw them in austin too.

Taco bell beats both of them. Why didn't you list the best burrito place, freebirds? Is it because they are so far outclassed by FB that they don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence?

Eli Manning's pouty face makes life worth living. But this shell shocked look is almost as good.

What sins is vanessa supposedly committing? If you don't buy that she's a girl, then you agree with her choice to date girls. There's nothing specifically against getting surgeries or taking medicine unless you're in a whackadoo fundamentalist religion. Are there specific prohibitions against...

I think manager or management company is what you're looking for. But more importantly, WTF is your native language? You don't type like lenindoritos

Not sure I can even adequately describe this without drawing a picture. There's an intersection near me that's fucked up due to construction. It's a major surface street and a freeway. 4 lanes each way for the surface street and 2 lanes each direction for the service road (the freeway itself...

Gamma you seem to think I'm insulting you. Don't tell me you fuckers don't know the old running joke about how hard working Jamaicans are. If you don't, see if you can find the Jamaican skits from In Living Color. It's more than a joke though. The few Jamaicans I know in america all have...

Well first off, i was drinking last night, so I'm having trouble remembering exactly what was going through my head. I do remember that the theoretical part was because I'm married and will therefore never have to make the actual choice. I think it's an incremental acceptance thing. You've...

lol 2 jobs. Confirmed Jamaican.

Thanks to this thread i think that theoretically I'd let a tranny suck my dick. You're doing good work vanessa.

I like that you say you were between jobs when you had a job as a pizza delivery boy. Are you a fucking Jamaican?

Earlier I said to my wife "hey bay, I'm about to blow that bathroom up. Do you need to tinkle first?" And they say chivalry is dead.

I guess the implication is that refs make most of their money off of bribes?