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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought fibro myalga was what they labeled it when you claimed to have pain and they can find no evidence of it. My wife says it's a diagnosis of "it's in your head, here's some pills go away". They tried to diagnose her with it and she went batshit. So while the pain may be something real...
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did you just announce you're ignoring him? Are you a girl?
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Why? Because all the exculpatory evidence helped zeke somehow?
  4. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I wonder how complicated dog blood tranfusions are. Like do they have blood types, will all pits be compatible, etc? Anyway, I just wanted to say that if we're going to talk about dog self defense, it needs to be in the martial arts thread.
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    Doctor Who

    Haven't seen the new years show yet, but I'm liking the female doctor. Every episode is getting better. It was rocky at first just like every modern doctor before her (other than eccleston). She's already above capaldi on my list and might beat out matt smith if she hangs around long enough...
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    Star Wars Resistance

    What do you mean? Who from this cartoon dies in TLJ? Overall, it's reminding me of the beginning of rebels but I like the animation style better for this show. Stupid premise, but I like that there are no jedi. It's not that I dislike jedi, I've just always enjoyed the star wars stories...
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    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Did ray kill a dude? I thought the only trouble he got into was picking up hookers the week before the superbowl.
  8. Hoss

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Title should be 2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Texas teams begin their Superbowl run.
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    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    So no one else thinks vander esch deserves DROY? I'm probably just a homer.
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I mean .... at best that's like saying jack and coke is real coca cola just with some jack daniels added. If you can't see how adding olive oil makes it something different, then I can't help you. That being said, this stuff is definitely better than margarine, but we don't bother to buy it...
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Don't know. I thought it looked weird too. It's not the pouty face I was looking for but it was the best I could find. I like it better when his bottom lip is pooched out. This one looks like he about to throw a tantrum.
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No we don't. The shit you're talking about is margarine, not butter. If you are visiting people who enjoy the finer things in life and use real butter, throw it in the microwave for a few seconds.
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    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    I'm going to miss eli manning's pouty face so much when he retires. Here's hoping he plays forever.
  14. Hoss

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    I like how philidelphia has a very real chance of burning up due to QB controversy again this offseason. I was so disappointed last year.
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I appreciate the hyperbole, but this isn't even close to being true as long as the patriot act still exists.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think what you're missing is that a couple of us are rustled about having to deal with people who have the same brand of crazy. BTW try turning up the TV or radio. It only bothers my wife if she's thinking about it. If she's distracted by something else she doesn't notice it unless I go "Am...
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A plant? WTF I know he fucks dudes but he says he's not gay. OK fine, if it's going to be a plant make something somewhat cool like a venus flytrap.
  18. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The problem is, that's not the other side of things. That link is explaining that it's all you. My wife has this mental disease too and I'm constantly accused of chewing with my mouth open when I'm not. So I'm not inclined to believe you when you claim that everyone in the world chews open...
  19. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The noisy eating complaints belong in the First World Problems thread.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Maybe you should try acting on it just once. I think I know how it will go and it will cure you of your grandiose violent thoughts even if it doesn't cure you of your mental issue. Mine today is some piece of shit telemarketer machine that keeps calling me and when I don't answer it somehow...
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    lol @ thinking those register jockeys are intentionally ripping you off on your produce buys. I'd like to see that training video.
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I say "I worfed" out loud IRL.
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know what's going to happen. We're both married to other people now and still work together.
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Trouble you already invited when you started dating the co worker.
  25. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why do you pooh pooh workplace drama? That shit is important. I've seen a number of workplace couples. The only ones I can think of where it didn't end with at least 1 of them out of a job were the cases where they were married first. There's one where they may have met at work and got married...
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    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    Well, rodgers got sacked. The time keeper probably just assumed it was roughing the passer. You can't hit a big star like that very hard, ya know. Not unless you make as much money as he does.
  27. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What is the best case for seizures? That you have developed epilepsy? Just guessing that because I've known a couple of people with it and they seemed to be doing OK once they figured out their triggers. Don't shit where you eat.
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to play porn on my phone at 200% volume. Come at me bro.
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    The defense is so good that the offense gets demoralized having to practice against them. They never have a chance to get in synch. Also injuries and bullshit penalties.
  30. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    dude, they don't have to be nudes. Bitch has a facbook, right? So she already posts pics for the entirety of humankind to see. But yes, work on her for permission to post the nudes with FOH written on her tits in cum.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is an old rustle. Gas stations requiring your zip code when you pay at the pump like it's some sort of fucking PIN. What are the odds I stole some dudes gas card and didn't get his entire wallet where I can read the zip off his license?
  32. Hoss

    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    Someone change these test tubes to highlighters and I think we have our coverart. And then lets not include any mentions of the swamp donkey in the porn.
  33. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    What the fuck why are you posting pics of the 12 yr old student? That's not how we roll round here dude.
  34. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    OK. I'll ask again next year.
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    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    I didn't even notice that.
  36. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    It means that you use something other than what you sell to get high. If you're selling coke and wanna get high, drink alcohol or smoke weed or something. It's a business principal. If you're using your own shit you'll never make money.
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    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    If you're talking about the potato3 spelling, then yeah kind of. It came from that meme of the retard girl saying she can count to potatoe. Him constantly saying shit that's pants on head retarded is why we have the potatoe reaction. I prayed and God told me to vote for potato3. Dirk...
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    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    I like to think tolan only pretended to want it. In reality he probably sat in a dark room thinking about what this title meant, and cut himself as he wept.
  39. Hoss

    Asshat 2018 FINAL VOTING ROUND!!!!

    Shit this is a tough one. I'm going to have to pray on it.
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    NFL 2018 - 2019 -- Watch America's favorite sport wither away and die

    San Antonio Raiders has a nice ring to it. Last time I looked they have a perfectly good stadium sitting there LNIB. They play like 1 college bowl game there a year.