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  1. Hoss

    The 100

    I looked it up, apparently we haven't seen Luna yet. The stuff from wiki is a little contradictory. She's either across the eastern sea or on the eastern sea. Across would be a problem, I don't see how clark wll cross the atlantic in a timely manner. "In my book, there's a map. Chart a...
  2. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Well, check urban dictionary. If it's on there, black people know what it means. Urban Dictionary: coonass Looks safe to use bro. I like the story of how it came to be. During WW2 some cajun soldiers were speaking creole (or whatever the fuck that language is called) and some...
  3. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    What they said, but I wanna know why those documents won't be printed ever again. Wait, what year is it in the show? Was all that shit typed? Nevermind. The guy mike is watching, Tuco's uncle, is he supposed to be mexican or cuban? Cause he looks cuban.
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    The 100

    I'm glad you guys pointed out the grounders are speaking some sort of pidgin english. It makes their dialog more fun. Can someone remind me who the fuck luna is? I remember the name but I'm drawing a blank on her otherwise. Also, have we ever seen clark's blood? Is there anyway they can...
  5. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Caught you before the edit.
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    Justice League (2017)

    They had a story? Yeah I couldn't remember the samurai's name, but I remember one of them said KASI ME HO NI HI AKU when he changed. Pretty sure that was the samurai when he went tornado mode. He had other phrases for other powers. Basically, he was a japanese wizzard more than a samurai...
  7. Hoss

    Archer

    Damn, I missed that. But, the chin is different. Archer has a cleft chin, that guy has a rounded one.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    What does it mean that she went to cop? This was the first, what was second? Did you give her the dope back? Having read her journal, do you think this was a low point in her life having to cry and beg someone to let her suck their dick just to get her stolen property back? Or was it...
  9. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    When I logged in today I had a PM. I was actually scared it was from lyrical. I thought, "fuck, I hope that's an infraction and not a dick pic."
  10. Hoss

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    It's probably more likely that one of the previous property owners paid for the fence and it wasn't actually either of them. Maybe even the developer who built both houses.
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No one has asked for pics yet? What da fuck? Aliens have abducted a lot of posters. So, first off, post pics. Second, this sounds a lot like me and my wife. Biggest difference is that she understood and responded when I explained that a healthy relationship includes doing things together...
  12. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Lyrical is dying to share his pics.
  13. Hoss

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Palum, next time the dog is in your yard, let him out into the neighborhood. Your choice on whether you call animal control. I'm assuming you want to contact the actual owner so you can say "Look, these renters are pieces of shit, and I don't want to get the legal teams involved" Right...
  14. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Turnover at my favorite restaurant. Gotta train a new crop of waiters. There were a few times when I walked in and my table was ready with the appetizers and meal already cooking because they saw my truck in the parking lot. With the new guys I had trouble remembering what I actually order...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I don't understand it fully, but the cowboys have a LB who retired to escape his last team then came back the next year. Maybe the team just has some sort of option. I'm sure the lions never released sanders,
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    April Fool's 2016

    Why? veggies are good.
  17. Hoss

    Archer

    The brooklyn 99 thread isn't active anymore, but did anyone notice the archer reference in it? The mob boss that put out the hit was Figgis. Didn't realize why the name was familiar till the second time I heard it.
  18. Hoss

    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Yeah like Pitch perfect. I didn't think I'd like that movie but I did. Never saw PP2, but I'm sure it was good too.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    lol and we were weird for asking about your medical problem? Not that anyone is implying this, but you don't need to be able to suck your own dick to nut in your mouth. I've been laying flat on my back and hit my face and mouth before. did not taste though, ran to the bathroom and washed...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    It's the melanin. White people think black people have a strong smell, black people think white people have a strong smell. Basically, you become nose blind to your own smell. Yeah, it's something like that. My buddy first pointed it out to me and he proved it to me in a strip club. Had a...
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I wasn't paying attention to the niners, but I assumed a lot of those early retirements were because of how they treated harbaugh. Did that not wind up being the case? None of them ever came back with another team?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    If that's how you choose to interpret it, nothing would be racist. There is not one thing I can think of that is specific to black people. Not even dark skin. Maybe if I knew more about DNA I could name some markers. Maybe. You're ignoring the second part of that definition, which is that...
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    April Fool's 2016

    My wife thought the mic drop animation was cute at least. I guess i was just smart enough to realize I had a new button and pushed it on purpose. BTW the emails were only archived. If you know you accidentally did that, you can retrieve them. Also, there's a message after you do it saying...
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Shaun King Rachel Dolezal Fucking racist, how dare you think all black people have to be dark skinned? Actually, there's nothing wrong with making snap judgements based on someone's appearance. It doesn't turn racist unless it's a judgement the facts cannot dissuade you from. It's what we...
  25. Hoss

    Arrow

    It's a CW show. Aren't they all going to eventually fuck each other? Not sure there are any dudes left for her to fuck because I don't think they'll have her wreck the diggles's home. So maybe next she goes lesbo with lauren.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    pls name the pornos. I like porn with plots.
  27. Hoss

    No More Ronnies

    That was good. Made me want to see some carnac the magnificent.
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    Archer

    Good. ATHF was really pissing me off the last couple seasons with the constant name changes. Another show did it too, but I can't remember who. It's a pain in the ass if I have to go into ondemand to record these things. To do that I have to disconnect the DVR from my home network and put it...
  29. Hoss

    The Flash

    You and astro are watching the show together now? 1. The version that reappeared this season was an earlier version of thawne. Why so hard to believe thawne was less powerful? 2. Did you notice that the last version of thawne didn't hate barry yet? They actually set up why thawne hated...
  30. Hoss

    The Flash

    I asked this before and never got an answer. But it seems like it's only in the supergirl. My guess is that CBS thinks their starlett is too big to appear on a CW show.
  31. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    I had a pair of timberlands once. Fuck, I'm such a sterotype. BTW, Red Wings and Doc Martens are the way to go.
  32. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I said A thousand. You said multiple thousands. I think you know the truth and don't want to admit it. It's OK dude. This is a safe space. You don't have to admit to anything.
  33. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    All natural. I'm sure that's as true as the teens and milfs I watch actually being teens and milfs. She sucked a thousand dicks before she got to yours. You know that right?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Menthols are inferior. In the case of the barkeep is was obvious she thought so too. Also, racism is not like libel/slander where the truth is a valid defense.
  35. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Oh and lyrical, you're the one who brought up your dick with the extra hole. If it was weird it was because you brought it up, not because we wanted more info.
  36. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Pretty sure I've told this here before, but I once told my wife she sucked dick like a porn star. She stopped and was like and how would YOU know that? I said, "Wait, are we pretending I don't watch porn now?" She said, "No, I guess not" and went back to work.
  37. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    That's what I was going to say. When I worked with more smokers, I'd go out with them about half the time. The other half I'd look up porn while no one else was around. I mean, of all the shit to be mad at smokers over, that one is pretty dumb. It's more like you're mad at yourself for not...
  38. Hoss

    Archer

    Dammit now you have me worried. They didn't change the name did they?
  39. Hoss

    Justice League (2017)

    he's got a new schtick