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FYI, that's not a compound bow. there would be another string between the tips of the bow if it was. That being said, compound bows are no faster or more powerful than traditional recurves or longbows, they're just easier to use. So other than the assumption that hawkeye would have an...

The post show previews confused the fuck out of me. They said they were previews, but they actually looked like scenes from numerous episodes we'd already seen. Maybe it means the show is taking a break while they replay the season.

Looks like they finally decided TE was an important position.

If it looks like I'm posting idiotic youtube videos, I can assure you it's amod fucking with my posts. Look for the text at the bottom that says "Last edited by" to see who it is.

I'm confused about ward, hoping some of you can clear it up. I didn't understand why he didn't want to use an inhuman as a host. He said "We don't feed on our own"? So taking a host is feeding on them? Is that meant to be some kind of respect amongst inhumans? Also, can someone remind me...

I don't do concerts often, but I watched a queen cover band a few years ago and they played none of the best queen songs. Can't even remember what all they skipped but I remember no Bohemian Rhapsody and they teased the highlander theme, but instead did Who Wants to Live Forever.

We've covered this before. He nuts in the same rubber till it gets full. The failed anal attempt is what we need to worry about. He can't keep it hard for her anymore. Means he's losing interest and it's time to find a new cum dumpster.

Not gunna lie. Calling the jokes subtle is funnier than anything in the trailer. Even funnier than THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU

a fold?

Sweet. You can probably ride that and continue living in her basement for another 10 years. /highfive

You make no sense unless you are trying to back up my point and are really bad at writing. When the TSA probes your ass for full sized toothpaste tubes they don't bill you for their time, the cost of the instruments and rent on the semi-private room they did it in. The costs are born by the...

Johnny, how'd the nooner with the wife go yesterday?

He probably couldn't make any money since he'd trade it all for blowjobs. But, it would probably be cheaper for him to get ti wholesale and he could control the supply better to keep them from getting bad dope.

Didn't realize that was a complete list of hour long shows. Guess i better check myself fore i reck myself. Does your mild retardation prevent you from having interests outside of TV?

iron spider makes the entire costume understandable. Thanks.

You got that she was talking about her pussy, right? I mean, maybe the jokes are too subtle for you.

Cruz thanks you.

Robik's mom so old school, she only take 8" floppies.

Was the first part of that post just a setup so you could work in "jam your john into those ladies"?

I'm about to have to change my email address. I have 1 email that I only give to real people who I'm sure won't use it to spam me. It's the gmail attached to my phone. I gave it to one old guy who's an officer of a local shooting club because I wanted the club emails to go to my phone...

What the fuck is that PVC shit on spider man's back? Is that something he had in the comics?

:45, 1:03 (calling them the best quantum physisicts and engineers made me laugh cuz I'm a shitlord), 1:22, 2:19 2:19 was far and away the funniest part, but the rest were still humorous.

You're in luck too because Trump has come out for basically every left wing social issue too. He is the exact opposite of an honest person.

I completely missed that. Who are marc antony and omar? Are those the actors names or are you alluding to something else? Good to see they're going to wind up being private investigators. I was worried about how long they'd try to stretch out the search for the car. Hopefully this can take...

I would have preferred a new generation who took over the business from or resurrected the business from their parents. Even if they were all girls. I don't give a shit about the girls. It' rebooting a decent movie that I don't like.

Hap and Leonard Genre: Action & Adventure, Drama First Aired: 2016-03-02 Overview: A darkly comic swamp noir story of two best friends set in the late 1980s. Based on the novels by Joe R. Lansdale, the series follows Hap Collins, an East Texas white boy with a weakness for Southern...

Title: Hap and Leonard Genre: Action & Adventure, Drama First aired: 2016-03-02 Creator: Jim Mickle, Nick Damici Cast: James Purefoy, Michael Kenneth Williams Overview: A darkly comic swamp noir story of two best friends set in the late 1980s. Based on the novels by Joe R...

No, white bitches can get that easier than sisters.

how did the nooner with the wife go today J49?

Too bad there won't be an opportunity to do another one in a couple months.

anonymous polls are gay. And not the good kind of gay, like kirun. The picasso kind of gay.

The pros weren't really shit stomping the college kids though. The college all stars won 9 out of 42 games and tied twice. There were only a couple years where the pros ran up the score. Heck these scores make it look almost as competitive as the super bowls. Chicago College All-Star Game...

It's so much better that the system is set up where it can ruin your life if you even ask for help, isn't it? That way they automatically know you're not thinking rationally when you go ask for help. oops my socialism is showing again. BTW, that's a joke, I hope this doesn't actually...

How bout this one? I'll go ahead and change the N-word to something else, but know it's a lot funnier with the n-word Guy walks into a police station and says he needs to report an accident. An officer starts taking his statement and he tells about how he was hauling a flatbed trailer with...

I had a computer get lost in either a flood or a wildfire during shipping a few years ago. It was coming from california. What sucked is that it was a Christmas Present for my wife. They busted their asses building a new one but I still had to give it to her late.

Why? The guy is doing an AMA. Just go fucking ask him if he's arasayer on rerolled. Then just to be sure, ask him how often he welches on bets.

Nooner. The funny thing is she's probably read some self help book and it convinced her that she's at least partially to blame for not taking care of you. I hope she blows you dude. /fingerscrossed

I see. Maybe we can use this thread to submit racist jokes for moderator approval. As far as I can tell, none of the mods are particularly funny.