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Cigarette smokers are some of the nicest motherfuckers out there. Never seen anyone turn down someone wanting to bum one unless the person was an habitual bummer of smokes. I don't understand why libtards want you all to die off. You're like everyday santa clauses. A shining beacon of the...

I tickle mine gently till the precum starts, then go to town. If I needed it spit on, I would probably call my wife in to do it for me. Actually that would be funny, I should do that one night. Honey come here. I wanna jerk off, can you spit on it or lick it a couple times to get the...

It was also a blockbuster movie.

The time for that was before they smeared shit on his car.

I dated a girl once who after we broke up, she got a new boyfriend and then broke up with him because she found porn on his computer. To this day I'm not sure if I did the dude a solid by telling her she was being stupid. But she went back to him and they got married and had kids and shit.

I figured you'd be disbelieving of the part where there are reasonable muslims. Really, you don't think there are non evangelical hindus?

There was a white model with an afro? I like how you casually mentioned that as if it was a big story.

I thought it was 10-20 bucks each. I think 50 is too high. In fact, amanda charges 50 or 60 and she's too high priced for him.

If they are johnny whores, any person with between $300 and $600 in their pocket could satisfy them.

Cad is right about politics and religion at work. Where I work, most of us are republican or at least conservative. But even so I don't let political discussions go beyond 1 or 2 sentences. "Who do you like?" or "What do you think about the possibility of a contested convention?" Religion...

Yes I do. For science.

He might have been talking about the porn parody of it. As a child of the 80's I can confirm it was on all the time, but I never watched it. I saw like the first 10 minutes and it looked dumb so I switched off. How about Quest for Fire (when I first saw gods must be crazy, I thought it was...

So, you stop fucking astro during flash? I don't think I'd a told that.

If they don't have the star cuts and the dude saying "MEANWHILE ... back at" I'm gunna be sadpanda. Also, they better have the indian and the japanese dude who's names I can't remember.

Maybe this has been covered but I'm gunna ask again just to be sure. 1. Is that extra dickhole permanent or did it grow back together? 2. If permanent, does it affect your sex life? Like, how do chicks react? 3. How big of a hole? Are we talking split streams of cum / urine?

Yeah, he mentioned noodle's name at the next meeting. Because of that story I now know noodle's real name and where he used to live.

The only 2 movies that did 3D right were Jaws and Friday the 13th. It's been shit ever since.

So you're saying that maybe I can stop downloading gerbil porn and just get some viagra?

Basically, you like the way the NFL implemented it. Where Denny Green gets to interview for every head coaching job before they hire a white dude. I've never cared about fitting in or what other people thought of me. In nearly every instance people eventually figure out I'm really good and...

It's because they were only bringing in people they knew. If not for brahama being there they wouldn't have been given a look no matter what race they were. If he's making an argument for AA its that it's needed to get that first black dude in so he can start getting his friends considered for...

Wizadhawk, maybe they thought you were homeless and trying to wash their windows. Peanut butter - jif sucks. Get some without all the sugar in it. I thought I liked Jif before I tried some of the good stuff, now I realize what an abomination it is. I've probably posted this before, but...

Is this like the arrow crossovers where they do one in each show? If so, which one came first and also what's the name of the supergirl episode?

Haven't watched this since the first couple episodes, but I do have them all recorded. Did this pick up and turn out to be a good show? Obviously I'm going to be watching the flash crossover episode, but are the rest worthwhile and should I try to catch up first?

When someone is straddling you bashing your head into the concrete, that's a position of power right?

Because the horror genre is very enjoyable. What a silly question.

Yeah, as far as she knows, he didn't kill anyone, he was just willing to. Agree, at least saying that kinda shit is dad 101. Especially with a daughter when boys start coming around. Even if a whitelist wasn't possible, surely he was smart enough to tune it to pick up earth1 metas.

Had my car impounded once in massatwoshits (I think it was baahstahn). They let me get it out without paying the fine, just the impound fee (like $20 I think). I'm pretty sure I'm a wanted man in massatwoshits now.

I thought it did beep near barry when he first gave it to her. They even made a comment about how it would be annoying or not much good. But like you, I thought it was beeping for her or wally too since barry was already near her. I figured it had some way to keep from re-alerting on the same...

Old master is maul?

Since we're on traffic, they royally fucked an intersection near my office (off the freeway). First, they did an extension, which was good, but the angle of the road coming into the underpass and leaving it are different and they didn't extend any lines to suggest which lane foes where. So...

This will explain it better than I could.

Don't forget about fucking bitches less than half his age. Maybe he means capri's life?

I'm in my 40's and I still have some paper pron left over. I have a drawer full of magazines and DVDs and the drawer above it is mostly full of toys and other stuff. My porn buddy knows where it all is.

That's the same dude who plays Jean Luc? No fucking way

I'm a traditionalist. It's better the 11 year old finds your stash of dirty magazines. So with that in mind, just get rid of the really freaky shit. Or hide it better.

I don't get HBO. Who is that in his avatar? I thought GoT was it's most popular series.

Also, I was looking through some of the #internetnamesanimals and this was my favorite.

I'm not sure you know what a terrorist is.

My thought is that you can still support them when they come out later. But delaying the coming out might delay the bullying. Isn't it easier to come out in, say college, than in Jr High? I see your point, but I don't think that's how it works. I'm pretty sure the bullying can and will make a...

Them! reminded me of They Live, and I am now embarrassed that I didn't put it on my initial list. Rowdy Roddy Piper in the most epic movie fight ever. Also, lots of poignant stuff about people in power controlling society by keeping us in the dark. But mostly the fight scene.