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I'd be willing to bet she owns more than 1 strap on. I mean the actress, not the character.

Will not being ashamed of being gay nullify the effects of the bullying at school? Or will it bring it on sooner? Cause they act like it's the school bullying that causes most of the suicides. Serious question. Maybe it belongs in the ask kurin thread.

Soon as he retires they can start the TV movie. J49, the whoremonger with a heart of gold.

Not in agreement with teaching them to jack off mainly because I think it was so much more special for me that I discovered it all on my own. I used to do it kind of weird and sometimes I go back to that method for nostalgia's sake.

The pedo neighbor story reminded me of another neighbor I had when I lived in apartment building. She wasn't really crazy, but it was a 6 year old little white girl. For some reason kids like me. So she always wanted to talk to me when I walked by. I was always polite and shit, but I was...

I am assuming the unnecessary roughness penalties will count and that's how he will choose to go out. 2 hits in a row on brady 5 seconds after the play is dead. (Famm and I can both be right)

At first I thought you meant pirates of penzance. Now I want to see Pirates of Penznace again. I don't know if I ever saw The Pirate Move. It looks familiar. I notice the main dude has the same name as the main guy in PoP, is it a sequel?

I like the actress who plays kim, so I'm good with her story.

I used to give my number to strippers, but never to hookers. Johnny, when you finally get around to killing this crop of hookers and finding a younger batch, you really should look into getting a second cell phone.

If we start a pool, I'll take Suh. He's probably too smart to get hit with it on accident, but I could see him deciding to foul out of a game that was out of hand. It's only an ejection and not a suspension for subsequent games, right?

And the biggest tourist draw is the fucking cops!

Yeah, all the states I'm familiar with will actually have a state seal on the back of the sign if it was put up by the authorities.

I hate traffic circles of death. If I were king they would be outlawed. Also, nothing makes me want to walk away from a deal more than a sales slut who tells me it's got a time limit. I say, "Well, if the deal won't be good tomorrow then it's not a good deal today either"

3:13 look on the right side of the screen. You can see the cherry blossom trees. Also, it looks like the dying dude is facing them. So it's part of the landscape.

Best thing about the superman honest trailer is that it made me realize Trump is Lex Luthor.

I would have arranged to have the puppy stay with someone else for a day or 2 to see if he kept complaining. Also, if you're serious about that first encounter, I would have clotheslined his ass down the stairs.

Great, now I have to start taking notes when I'm outside. Quick rundown on the current neighbors. 1. Second night we lived in the house, we were in the driveway and heard one of the daughters screaming "YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE". Not just once. And that wasn't...

If you're trying to shame her into straightening up, I think you're going to need to go a lot further. Do you have access to any donkeys? Tell her she has to lick the donkey's ass till it nuts on her in front of a crowd before you'll pay for that next hit.

Borzak sounds like my neighbors. Sometimes I feel like starting Crazy Neighbors Thread. Adult daughters moving back in, various boyfriends in and out all the time. Yesterday one of the boyfriends came by and was yelling about how he was going to slit someone open. I think it was one of the...

You're not the only one. Being a sport about things like this earns you points.

Too bad you don't have mod powers to abuse. You could have given chaos 24 hours to present this proof then shawed him after 8.

suspension of disbelief is the term I learned. I imagine only people who have watched BB recently would even notice. You know, other than how old mike looks right now.

Red death was fucking awesome. I want a red death centric special. No arching, just him living his life. I forgot, why is Dr Mrs The Monarch sure that venture isn't the blue morpho? Didn't she think that he was last episode?

I think you are the only one. For those who watched BB, is it easy to dismiss the ages of the actors? I mean, they're supposed to be 7 years younger than when you first met them but in reality they're like 5 years older than the last time you saw them. I was thinking about that because of...

Deep Throat. I love the corny porn from the 70's. It's like the entire movie was a setup for the joke at the end.

Since you mention Christmas Story, I'll add Sergeant York. Granny loved both of those movies and we'd watch them every year when we went to her house for Christmas.

I was at a strip club last week and got a dance from a stripper with sadder titties than that. She was like 22 though so it was extra sad. That crack whore up there looks to have a few more miles on her.

There is a third way. When it's as impotent as draegression (I'm coining a term) you can laugh derisively and then ignore it. On a message board it's always going to be impotent draegression unless someone is doxxing you.

Guy is visiting mexico and he decides he wants to get out of the resort and check out the locals. He goes into a restaurant, sees the special today is cojones so he orders them. They are delicious. As he's paying he asks what cojones are and he's told. "Well senior, we have bullfights every...

Are you two gunna files articles of impeachment when you get out of the clink?

By 'recreation center', do you mean anal? Less than half cause it costs an extra $5.

The Rubik's mom around here is busier than that. She gets at least 100 customers a day.

Trying not to repeat any that were mentioned, so all I got is Clerks everything by mel brooks. (think I saw blazing saddles and young frankenstein, but he had more gooduns like history of the world and the producers for instance) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Outlaw Josie Wales Pick 1 or...

Disney is going to put Dick Rider in a movie?

But he's right. All the arrows I've ever used spinned. I've even made some arrows so I know it's because of the angle of the fletchings. Well, OK I've helped make some arrows. There might be a use for arrows that don't spin, but the accuracy is garbage.

You think he pays child support?

Don't mind that, it's perfectly reasonable for a player or coach to let the refs know something illegal or dirty is going on so they can watch for it. Those are men in the striped shirts, not machines. But they need to add a penalty for flopping before it becomes a serious problem.

Grade A thread. Will fap again.

Well, antman can fly can't he? Or did he just jump really far? Maybe they're playing games with the difference between mass and weight because the suit can nullify gravity or something.