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How many Oscars did Mad Max win?

How long do we give him to post again before we notify the authorities?

When did I talk about sexually assaulting women being their catnip? Other than the couple of chicks I knew who actually had rape fantasy fetishes, that doesn't sound like something I'd talk about. People still do that?

You gotta figure that whoever was left on the ground didn't continue with any standardized education. Easy to imagine the language would get fucked up like that.

The new tarkin book mentions that the security of the operation was threatened. I think they killed everyone who knew, but they probably pulled up stakes and finished it somewhere else to be safe.

Then you talked to her about it already? How much you appreciate it, and asked how does she feel about the changes and the relationship. In that case, nothing to worry about.

Yeah, she got mouthy one day and started saying she could do anything he could do. So he challenged her to piss off the back porch.

Personally, I'm just assuming they're scissoring a lot off camera. Like when clarke was drawing the commander, it looked like they both had an after sex glow.

Too soon? Or not too soon enough?

You might be screwing up man. It's possible she already feels plenty of love from you. But odds are if she was moved into making changes to make you feel more loved then she's not feeling it either. She might very well be trying to save your marriage right now and you're attitude is really...

And what new things have you been doing for her lately?

It's like you don't understand the point behind working out.

Los Lobos kick your ass Los Lobos kick your face Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space!

I got it, made a joke by crediting qhue again, then gav got my joke and I made one more which rustled him. Basically, it was beautiful and gav fucking ruined it.

The only time I've seen lanes that switch direction, there were lights above the lanes that told you which direction. DC needs to raise taxes or something. The way I learned it was #2 is correct only because there are side streets. If this was a u turn median, then #1 is correct. Had nothing...

Anytime I go to take a piss and there's something in the toilet for me to aim at it tickles my pickle. Even if it's just shit on the bowl that I can power wash off.

i used myfitnesspal too. Stopped sometime around october because I'm lazy. But I really liked how you could scan shit in if you had a barcode and if you have something you make all the time you can enter it once and use it again and again. I guess that's what they're calling macros, but I...

Licensed professionals will do happy endings too though. So your point is invalid.

Take one of her hands and suck on her finger while she's blowing you. It's actually pretty cool when you do something to the finger and it gets translated to your dick. Frame it as a game so you are teaching her what you like without telling her she is terrible at blowjobs. The other option is...

I have no idea what that was about. What machine doesn't work? Why would they pretend it was broke? And why did your wife leave again with him? Did she have to blow him for the cab fare?

I know there's a difference, but how does that matter for what we're talking about? You said doing them behind the neck would destroy your shoulders. Period, end of story. Not that you could hurt yourself if you did them wrong (which is true of any lift AFAIK) but that the likelihood was high...

I think he means you honky ass milk toast white bread motherfuckers.

I forgot how they fucked that up. It was definitely different in the books, and I'm 90% sure the new books treat hyperspace the same way the old books did.

Old guy leaves the house to run errands. Wife is watching TV and calls hubby in a panic. "Honey," she says, "be careful. There's some nut driving the wrong way on the freeway." Old guy says, "Some nut, my rear end. There's hundreds of 'em!"

amod thinks it's a holiday weekend. National Unjustly Imprison Hodj day.

The hyperspace routes are not well charted. It'll take lots of jumps which means lots of opportunities for raiders or empires to attack. They might need to refuel? Maybe the map isn't exact and it's more like a pirates map. I don't know, there's plenty of reasons if they really wanted to do...

Nah, we just made out again and I fondled her (depending on how far along we were in the relationship, obviously). I was never ready for the dates to end. The point of doing her seatbelt was the positioning. I said it was stoopit. Stop judging me.

That's the name I learned too. West Virgina Suicide Lane. Popsicle, I'm sorry you live in a stupid state that doesn't let you take defensive driving from comedians. Comedians get shit wrong too, but at least they're being funny and you don't reasonably expect them to know the law inside and...

They can still write books about the crazy adventures following the map. I didn't see anything that said it was only a day later. Plus, it's a huge galaxy, plenty of room for side characters like we got with the EU.

When an office building is leased it usually gets a facelift. They might add walls to make more offices or knock them down to make bigger rooms. Heck, remodels can happen even when the office is not changing hands. When that happens a lot, eventually a switch can end up on the wrong side of a...

Hell, just remove the facemasks. Nothing wrong with keeping the rest of the armor in place. Blows my mind. We were taught to lead with the facemask. Sink your ass so your facemask is facing forward, then shrug your shoulders so the helmet gets locked into the shoulderpads and put the facemask...

Pretty sure I mentioned flexibility too. Also, that may be uncommon flexibility, but it's not freakish. Maintaining flexibility is the easiest part of a training regiment. The problem is people don't care about it because their ego makes them only care about throwing up as much weight as...

There's nothing wrong with a girl wanting her guy to do stuff for her, just like there's nothing wrong with a guy wanting that from his girl. People respond to different stimuli and if you want a good relationship you have to make the other person feel loved. That one is called 'Acts of...

Stop being a bandwagon faggot and try having an original thought at least once in your life.

There ya have it then. The snatch is intoxicating like honey moonshine.

His shoulders look fine, but that pussy is about to get destroyed.

Is 'proximity' a french word meaning 'to look at her ass'? When I was dating I would walk a girl to the car, open her door for her, then buckle her seat belt. It was stupid and had nothing to do with chilvary, but everyone involved enjoyed it.

Qhue might be on to something. It sounds better than my theory that darhk setup a remotely activated trap to kill him.

As I said earlier, I learned to do it behind my head. I never did anywhere near 405 though. I think 225 is probably the most I ever even tried. Lean your head forward to keep from hitting it. If I remember correctly, the coaches were adamant about it being behind the head so we wouldn't get...

When they're jews? All morality is subjective bro. If you doubt me look at the sheltered SJWs we have running around today who think microagressions are thing and that microagressors should be punished.