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Come over here and lemme give you a dollars worth of balls to the face.

vvoid, you have a gift. You must use it. Personally find everyone in the US who hasn't seen DP yet and politely ask them to consider seeing it. DO IT NOW. If this movie doesn't make enough to bring us more R rated comic book movies, it will be on your head.

Great, now i have to decide which of the ep8 threads to use.

I wish I could say a girl's never farted in my face. But, Yeah it happens. I've figured out the risk is a lot higher the more fingers I have in there. 1 finger does a good job of sealing it up. Try 2 or 3 though and there's too many gaps to get through.

Yeah they did. Thawne hates barry because barry hates him. Barry hates thawne because because thawne hates him. They said that thawne hated barry mainly because as he traveled around in time he realized that barry hated him. Earlier this season was the first time thawne met barry in thawne's...

You didn't see the 2 40 minute trailers that had no repeated scenes and didn't include those 5 minutes?

Well, at least they offered an explanation. Because she's got magic in her his magic didn't work. So he's like a magic user in DnD where he's only got like 5 slots and has to spend 8 hours scribing whatever spells he will need the next day?

I must have completely missed the joke. It didn't even seem odd to me that he was yelling francis. I figured out real quick that was the name of his target.

I obviously didn't mean girl farts. A girl should not fart or shit at all unless she's sick or pregnant. Your chick shouldn't be farting in front of you until you put a baby in her.

I'm not really going out on any limbs with massive assumptions though. I'm not saying she's the big boss I was only answering someone who said if darhk answers to someone, we haven't seen them yet. He clearly answers to his wife. Whether they are equals, she's the boss, or she's just a...

More like a spit roast. Easy to spot due to the hours of my youth spent watching scrambled porn.

For a dude it's bigger than saying I love you.

1. I don't know where this nonsense comes from that felicity is necessarily talking about leader of hive when she said 'son of a bitch'. 2. Have you seen the interactions between them? It looks like she's at least an equal to him and that's pretty weird since he has actual magical powers...

It's silly to think that a new stadium automatically gets you a super bowl, but I don't think anyone was actually saying that. The new stadium just looks really good on the bid, and the city/team might use the potential SB as leverage to get it approved if needed. I'd imagine in new england...

She has a front vagina, a back vagina, a mouth vagina, and if you're lucky a tit vagina. I like to switch it up. There are times when I'm horny, wife wants to blow me and I tell her nope, I'm gunna have to mess up your cooter tonight. By the same token, there are times she wants me in her...

k thanks for the heads up bro. It is kinda funny.

I assume these cities have been putting in bids every year since they got their new stadiums. The cities themselves must really suck. Oh and New England won't get a SB until the pats start sucking again. NFL can't let a team have an actual home field advantage in the SB. It might be the same...

You wanna hear someone do this on the phone?

You guys need to learn to recruit better. Wife makes more than me and loves blowing me. All I have to do is ask for one and all she asks is that I take a shower if i haven't had one since my last shit. The first time we sexed, after we were done she was yammering on about something trying to...

Ms Chokesondick had the right idea for kids that young. Ask him if he wants a great big ole bucket of aids. We may not like to talk about it, but for whatever reason blacks are getting that shit more than anyone else. Maybe if he sticks to fucking white girls he'll be safer. Is the 17 year...

Gunna have to stop reading this thread for a while because of spoilers. But before those start, a question for those who have seen the movie. What movie does it most closely compare to in your opinion?

Other than maybe his wife?

Maybe because of all the shit Cris Carter took last year for saying every posse needs a fall guy, he decided not to do it. Or maybe his designated fall guy was already in jail and the backup got cold feet.

I assumed a high end night club .. a TRULY High end club that is, would provide off duty cops for you to beat up without fear of charges being filed. Sounds like he needs to up his game.

How did you get those offensive rankings? Is that where the offenses wound up at the end of the year? Doesn't it make sense that offenses who had to play the dominant raven's defense would wind up ranked lower than offenses who got to play the laxidasical tiddly winks of philly?

Not exactly.

Looks like she was just colder in the first pic.

The kill ratio is actually a lot better than I thought. They're saying only half get killed, I thought it was more like 90%.

Does anyone have a gif of the bronco rubbing his dick in cam's face after a tackle? Can't remember who it was.

Hindsight is 20/20, but we saw that cam wasn't able to do anything so the backup couldn't have done any worse. Sometimes the backup provides a little spark just because the defense hasn't been preparing for him, and a little spark might have been enough in this game.

Well, we still have the pro bowl in a month ... Oh wait, shit. WTF is wrong with you NFL?

fuck, I think I'm myspace friends with you.

Damn. If anyone was too big to dive I would think it was me. But I've talked to a half dozen instructors about taking classes over the last couple years and not one has said anything about that. Does this bitch look more like Jabba the Hutt than a human?

So where did all the vehicles come from? Were they in previous seasons and I didn't notice? Can't figure out if they were sitting on the arc, if the mountain men had them and were not able to use them, or if they were laying around rotting on the ground and the arc people were smart enough to...

Is there any chance peyton doesn't retire after this game? If it will take a win to get him to retire then I want the broncs to win. If it will take a loss then I want them to lose. Basically, I just can't stand to see peypey stand there in the pocket and deteriorate before my eyes.

That could be funny, but fuck wasting 2 hours of my life to catch those few interesting minutes.

Mine too and I don't even have heated seats. Cloth Seat Master Race checking in.

Rob Liefeld is the guy who can't draw feet and doesn't know how a girl's body works, right?

If I wrote "This card is stolen" on the back of mine, I'm pretty sure the card would expire and be replaced before it gave me trouble. I'm kind of tempted to do that. Maybe I'll take another one and write the N word. I bet that's noticed the first time I use it.