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  1. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Because sugar daddy is a different level. Wait, are they saying that verbatim, as in the girls are not just tricks, or are they telling you you're not just a trick?
  2. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It's gotta be what I said. We have 15000+ posts as proof of your lack of mental fortitude.
  3. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Just did it. The second hand was full before I got my pants down.
  4. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That actually proves there is no indoctrination going on. Checkmate atheists.
  5. Hoss

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I thought military presses were behind the head. But, I guess as long as the bench is vertical, it's not an incline and I can't think of what else it would be called. It's been too long since I was a gym rat and I took too much time off in between. I'm going to guess you've always been blessed...
  6. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yeah, ok. It was an impossible goal. I never noticed c3po had a mismatched leg in the first movie.
  7. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    In hooker parlance I'm pretty sure he's a john and a trick. Girls go out and turn tricks, so the customer is the trick. It probably applies to both of them.
  8. Hoss

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    The relationship between machine weights and free weights is basically random. I can usually do more on a machine, but I often find machines where I can't lift as much as I do with free weights.
  9. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The Therapy must be working. He's gone from needing the last word to only needing the last letter. Z.
  10. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    And? Tatooine did none of those things for me. How about you? My first thought when seeing it was that it looked like a giant pile of suck.
  11. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I thought you were saying they were retiring because of fear of future injuries. Like they're a bunch of pussies nowadays. Or maybe they're just smarter and coming into the league with the plan to get money and get out while they're still healthy.
  12. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Only 3? I thought you said 20. Didn't all 3 of these guys have injury problems? Not exactly what I thought you were talking about. 8, 8, and 7 years. Not too far off the average for pro-bowlers.
  13. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That was meant as a response to lejeina. Erronious abused his daylight mod powers to sneak in before me.
  14. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Are you accusing us of being the 2 shadow mods?
  15. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I'm saying that I'm not convinced that high profile early retirements are on the increase. Do you have a list handy of who has early retired lately? Were they all 49ers? Where do they fit into the averages I already posted? You could say player safety has negatively impacted the product on...
  16. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's true. Technically your ban was overturned too. So that's something.
  17. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I didn't even know you had a family. Yes, there were the kid pics but I assumed they were actually pictures of neighbor kids. Oh and you can climb down off the cross, you're not the first one to be shawed for something in the amod thread. I probably wasn't even the first.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Sorry, didn't realize you were ignoring anything that didn't help you make a mountain out of a molehill. Now I do.
  19. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    IMO, he was shawed for what he said about tarrant's marriage falling apart. I mean, we'd have to ask brahma to be sure, but I'd bet that was what did it.
  20. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    tatooine was awesome ?
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Can't find a link directly from the NFL or NFLPA, but these articles reference them. The NFL's Official Spin On Average Career Length Is A Joke - Business Insider Average NFL career length | Statistic According to the NFL .. it's 3.2 years for all players, 6.0 years for a player who...
  22. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I don't think he was worried about the cops. There is literally no way the cops could have gotten there before he walked around to his car. He etched "SG was here" on the wall. That could either mean Saul is coming back, or that Saul died in there.
  23. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    The average NFL career is only like 3 years anyway. How early are these people retiring?
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lack of emotion would have me worried that she's been getting her ducks in a row too. Also, I'd lay money that she wasn't answering because Sancho was laying the pipe to her. I thought for sure you were going to show up and find him still there.
  25. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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  26. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Whatever is up with the light switch it must have been bad because it's a stark contrast to him not being willing to go out the emergency exit. When he was flipping it, I thought it was going to be the lights for the conference room next door. I remember him hearing voices when it was off.
  27. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Zombie, I'm not really sure how to work legs with just dumbells. The only thing I can think of is a dumbell squat Do as many reps as you need to feel the burn. You can also forgo the weights and do squat thrusts. I have a question for everybody. Can someone either explain or...
  29. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    Is this when we start screaming about mods abusing their powers?
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    How mentally stable is this girl? She might commit suicide if this Chun-Kee name catches on.
  31. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    We can still see titties too, right?
  32. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    They are referred to as the shittsburg stealers in this thread. You might have missed it because we don't really talk about them much.
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Cousins to Dallas to backup Romo. RGKnee leads redskins to a #1 draft pick. At least it would have been a #1 draft pick if Snyder hadn't traded it away for a 35 year old right guard.
  34. Hoss

    Marvel's Agent Carter

    I was saying the same thing while watching it. Why don't they use the scientist ghost more? I assume he still needs regular sprayings to stay visible. But even if he doesn't and will be visible on the missions ... lol fuck everyone still incorporeal! There might have been a catch with the...
  35. Hoss

    Workaholics

    They're killing it this season. They've reigned in the retardation just enough. Can't decide which episode I liked better, Andy Dick, or Pauly Shore. On a related note, is anyone watching idiotsitter? I'm watching the opening scene after workaholics and it looks better than it did in the...
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Gunna sound like a hipster faggot here, but that shit's from the 80's or 90's. I remember girls saying it all the time in high school and it just meant they wanted to dance. If it's come back it probably came from a show like Goldbergs or Fresh Off the Boat. Guessing that came from Portal and...
  37. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Saul, Scream Queens, Fargo, and I think American Horror Story always had fairly random runtimes and 1:04 isn't out of the normal range. Since I FF through commercials manually like a chimp, I have noticed that no matter the runtime the commercials are always the same. I think it's just that...
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Does he hook up with Chun-Kee after impregnating rey?
  39. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    Speaking of 3D, I noticed my local theater didn't have it available in 3D. No skin off my teeth cause I hate 3D, but it did make me wonder if they even bothered with it.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I wonder if there's any relationship between win/loss differential and how good a team is. Has anyone studied that?