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I heard clinton-dix is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter and heads off at an angle.

I doubt it's fair to say the NFL is fucking SF. If that's what's happening it's because San Fran's super bowl bid committee set it up that way. BTW, who's stadium are they playing in? I thought it was the 49'ers stadium, but you're making ti sound like some place completely different.

Brown wings just means licking asshole, not eating shit. As the soygen gif is alluding to, it's the gays who eat da poo poo.

I haven't heard that. There is definitely some cheap tequila that's 100% blue agave, but they use younger plants. But this is from Wiki and I didn't know this. The blue agave plant has spiked leaves and a round, fleshy core (the pi?a). The leaves are chopped off and the core is cooked and...

You are now an outcast.

Just watched Inside the NFL for the first time in forever. I never realized Boomer Esiason was the spitting image of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. The mockingjay people should have considered bringing him in for the reshoots.

Dirk, didn't you notice his sig? That wasn't forced upon him by some mischievous mod.

My wife asked if it was done by the same people who did naked gun. I guess she hadn't realized how Steve and Nancy Carel's names were all over it. Anyway, I'm bummed that I missed the marathon. Now I have to watch it one at a time like the plebes. One question for anyone who did catch it...

I watched the first episode this season and I almost deleted the rest the other day. Soooo, I should save it and watch it some day?

Reading the novelization of The Force Awakens now and I ran into something that I think is a first for me. I ran across something that was explained better in the movie than in the book. This was when Poe and Finn were making their escape. In the book Poe was just flying around like a...

I only sold crack once and it was an accident so I don't know if it counts as 'starting' to sell crack. But if it does, 53.

I missed the story. Who we talking about?

You just needed to code it better. Did it say "WIFE GOES ON THE RAG TODAY" Try "Tell Mrs Wombat she's pretty"

It wasn't seinfeld? I don't recall if he called her bangmaid, but he definitely had one at one point. ??? You sure that's not the ghost of gravy? I think most of us assumed he looked something like this back when we thought he was black.

I always have them withhold the max on taxes because I've always said the first time I have to physically write those blood suckers a check is going to be the year we have a shootout at the old hoss compound. I just sold a house that wasn't my primary residence so we'll see if I'm all talk.

I can polish off a fifth of patron in a night and still walk around. The trick is to warm up with a few long island ice teas first. Yes, it's rot gut shit but cheap. So it's pretty much what everyone drank when they were poor High School / College kids. It's also why tequila gets a bad wrap...

I only remember a flag football game with superbowl legends. But then, I never realized the skills competition was part of the pro bowl so maybe I just missed it. I always saw it months later on ESPN2 right before Beach Volleyball.

No idea what the licbro allows, but I second moogalak's suggestion. When I drink, I get a glass of patron silver and sip on it. One thing I learned about tequila is that you can make shitty tequila better by making it cold. So, for example, get a bottle of the good stuff and keep a bottle of...

Release date is Feb 12th, right? I was at a little podunk theater last night and they're showing it on Feb 11. I'm not even talking about a midnight showing, it's going to be at 7 and 9 PM. I can't figure out how they have the stroke to get the movie early unless they're just part of a big...

TBH, I would expect them to be more upset at the theft of her life story.

I was distracted by how they stole lamar's story. They could have made her real name hedy lamar or something.

Moon Moon? My fucking stormtrooper name is Moon Moon?

But that's been answered. If you jump in random directions there's a chance you will jump into a sun or black hole or something deadly like that.

I laughed at that too. I assumed column would be spooging about it. Am disappoint. Chuck, oliver is shooting arrows right on the vulcan nerve pinch point. That's why they're getting knocked out.

Got this text yesterday along with everyone else on my account Hoss Family, If you trade in your existing phones (good condition or cracked) and get the Droid Turbo 2, you'll pay nothing for the phone or your accessories (case, vehicle charge, screen protector etc). It's a great trade in...

This is not the place for this complaining. Please take it elsewhere.

I've never messed with live videos before. Are they always this shitty and unreliable? Everytime he does a new one I get nothing.

That's not how a helicopter blade spins.

I thought he died over a decade ago.

But he can only do it with junkie whores .... Oh wait, he should be fine. Actually, he might have missed his window. He's not able to get it up for an audience anymore.

I'm with ya there. It was so much better when it was like a month after the superbowl. It helped to ease me into the off-season. It used to be almost as much a must watch as the SB itself, but now I have no interest in it. I also think they need to give the players a reason to play in the...

abnormal != medical problem.

I asked the same question and was told 'about 50 bucks' The only other thing I was able to gather was that it was cocaine. Valorath is probably right since he sold coke too.

/raises hand I met a couple of dope heads one day while I was helping a stripper move. Her brother had sent these guys over and was paying them with a tweener. After our first break they nicknamed me dirty after we talked about how I'd licked that stripper's ass. Dirty Motherfucker. I got...

You like them slightly below average? I guess it's easy to hurt a butthole.