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  1. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Official sources have said he's around 29. It sure looked like rey was left in the care of that junk dealer. Lor San Tekka indicated he had been traveling around a lot and had just decided to retire on on jakku. Also, it seemed pretty evident to me that Lor was in a different settlement than...
  2. Hoss

    Olebass' Happy Dog Pictures Thread

    He's sniffed their asses, which is a window into their true personalities. That's why he looks so terrified.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I didn't until recently. I finally decided that having BigDick01082 as my email address on my resume just didn't look good. Especially when my name isn't even Richard. So I made a gmail with my name and I only use it for professional correspondence. It sucked that I had to use my full name...
  4. Hoss

    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    How about posting the old proof picture again for those of us who missed it the first time around? I mean, that one is already out there, I'm just too lazy to find it.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I like to think of it as the cowboys are a top 5 team. Then I tune everything out when I get to the 'draft pick' part.
  6. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    Sooo, you've taken my advice to try to die of something else? Cause If memory serves, the main problem is the ticker, right? And that shit don't sound heart related.
  7. Hoss

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    So tuco should make a secret rule that the lowest vote getters are the real winners? Nice idea, but it would only work once.
  8. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Oh shit, I'm doing that right now. Am I gunna get raped by cosby tonight, or am I just going to sleep well? BTW, what was the DA's campaign promise? Was it literally to charge cosby, or something more politiciany like to be tough on sex crimes?
  9. Hoss

    Screenshots Future: Red Light District ?

    Option 1 was 30 day RRP for OP.
  10. Hoss

    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    Happy Birthday Earth!
  11. Hoss

    Your Movies of the Year list

    I think some people had to work too hard to keep up with the dialog.
  12. Hoss

    Your Movies of the Year list

    Here's my top 10: I'm waffling on the 1 and 2 spot. It's hard to compare a comedy to an action movie. I'm going to see star wars again this weekend, and it may edge back into the top spot. I'm also not 100% sure that I'm not listing the comedies higher than they should be just because no one...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Saw cosby's lawyer on the "news" this morning. She's saying that not only did he misunderstand the question, but that qualudes hadn't even been available for 30 years at the time this incident took place. I did not know that. I just assumed someone somewhere was still making ludes. I'm not...
  14. Hoss

    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    Fuck Rode Island.
  15. Hoss

    So, I'm dying...

    I thought of another potential New Year's resolution for you Uncle Gravy. Pick someone on the forum and resolve to outlive them. I suggest you pick wizardhawk, then dox him and send him a crate of meth. It probably won't actually kill him, but he'll disappear for another 6 months and you'll...
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Only thing I can figger is that they hope to trip him up on how consensual it was and then bring in a parade of trained ponies to establish a pattern. Then just sit back and hope that the jury will decide the coz didn't prove he was innocent beyond a reasonable doubt and convict. If they...
  17. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If you're trying to get me to root for the skins in the playoffs ... it might be working.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Not sure you understand how bail works. If he posts the million himself, he gets it back when he shows up in court. Therefore, he's not using any money. If he uses a bondsman, he pays him 10% of the total and never sees any of it back. Therefore he is using his own money. Doesn't make sense...
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    So, I'm dying...

    C'mon dude, you need a resolution. And not some pussy ass shit that you have no control over, like 'staying alive'. Vow to put on 200 lbs before you die so they need extra pall bearers. Resolve to die from liver disease before your heart gives out just to throw everyone for a loop.
  20. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Did you ever tell us what club she strips at?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Bail of $1,000,000. He posted the 10% bond in cash he had in his pocket. I wonder why he went through a bondsman instead of just ponying up the money himself. Constand is a massage therapist in Ontario now. Can any of our canuck friends give us the probability that she's really a hooker...
  22. Hoss

    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Final Cut

    3rd one down. It's implied with being a 9/10 while "100% sane"
  23. Hoss

    Prelude to Axanar (2014)

    Hopefully that will backfire on them. One of the things Trekkies appreciate so much about Star Trek is that the high quality fan made stuff is allowed to exist.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Give her time. Dudes will start paying her a tiny bit less attention, and she'll go in and get those tatas upgraded again. The breaking point will probably be the night she goes into a bar and has to buy her own drink.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    There are some dead whores involved in this now?
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    So, I'm dying...

    You got any resolutions for the new year gravy?
  27. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yes, it would appear that for the first time a mod has changed the rules for his own ends. Or something like that.
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm hearing rumors he's going to University of Texas next.
  29. Hoss

    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Take 2.

    I don't know, but the poll is hilarious. A woman is like a 3 legged stool with 1 leg missing. At best she's 2 out of 3 of Sexy, Sane, Interesting. The poll should just be to pick which one you'd give up first. For me it's sanity, in case anyone was wondering.
  30. Hoss

    Hypothetical Girlfriend, Take 2.

    Why do you think the tranny is a joke option?
  31. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    Pretty sure they got that too. At least that's how I'm choosing to imagine the trip. I like how the right chick is about to cry and the left chick is just angry at being caught.
  32. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    At least 2
  33. Hoss

    Hypothetical Girlfriend Rating Poll: Which would you rather have?

    The last option is looking pretty tempting. Anonymous poll is shit. If you redo it, fix that first.
  34. Hoss

    Hypothetical Girlfriend Rating Poll: Which would you rather have?

    This is taking forever. Gunna be one hell of a pole. Let me save you some trouble. Blowjobs on demand will be the winner.
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    To which Finn would reply. "Boy? I got your BOY swingin right here bitch"
  36. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Revenge porn.
  37. Hoss

    First World Problems

    2 of my better gifts this year were a BB-8 and a cool foil picture of the millineium falcon. The BB-8 doesn't have a controller and none of my devices can download the control app. Sphero tech support is some kind of retarded. The Picture of the falcon is really cool, it shows it from the top...
  38. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    There's a book that tells us about finn, poe, and rey right before TFA. In that book they go into more detail about Finn being a super trooper for whom the conditioning just didn't quite take. Phasma specifically didn't like that he kept saving his weaker squad-mates. I'm pretty sure they...
  39. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They pretty much just put the shit wherever and you may or may not ever find it again. Be sure to get maids who don't speak english, that way you can't ask them where it is and you'll learn to put your own shit away. But that would mean the principal is more important than a clean house, and...
  40. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I missed it too. Gunna have to pay attention when I see it again.