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I guess that means I'm a good one.

This is the second time someone has tried to get info on J49's mother. Was it you last time too dirk? That shit's creepy.

I know what you mean. I wish I had a dollar for every time I told my wife No, she cannot go straight to blowing me, I need some foreplay first. The difference is, I'm being serious. Get up here and gimme some kissy kissy before your breath smells like dick, and get dem titties out. I mean...

Then his last words to us were a couple days earlier. "And I'm white, I promise." would make a good battle cry. Are there any battles that need fighting?

Keg was infracted for saying gangs of new york was a piece of shit, wasn't he?

notice you didn't argue either the pedantry or unfunniness of it.

Any woman who claims to have taken 3 dicks on saturday night is lying unless she's got video proof.

What day did he finally pass on? I think your announcement post was at 12:05 AM my time.

They just don't talk about it in sunday school dumbass.

Since there's only 1 banner and limited time, I imagine it'll be a bidding type situation. You might even win the bid and then only get to keep it up till someone comes along sand bids higher.

Being pedantic about a misspelling isn't all that humorous.

Hahahahahaha you're an idiot. I think you mean OLD couples, and even at that they probably just wouldn't tell a surveyor about it.

Did I read it wrong, or did that latest one do it with a girl student?

Just a temporary ban until the KC gravies win the superbowl.

Dopesick? J49 can get him some medicine. Oh yeah and Go chiefs, even if they weren't playing the pats*

I'm planning to sex in.

All I know for sure is I'm getting cremated, and I want 2 poems read at my funeral. "Do not stand at my grave and weep" (which is why I'm getting cremated) and "The road less traveled". Wife is going to do whatever she wants with my ashes. She's talked about dumping some at Cowboy's stadium...

Was it cancer? I thought it was heart problems.

Unprotected sex with broken smack whores. J49's anti-drug.

Still against federal law.

Yeah well, that technology also had just chased their asses across the fracking galaxy. Besides, the way I saw it, they probably didn't give it up completely, they used it to get started and then buried it so their kids didn't use it. At least, as far as I can remember. That was quite a while...

In my opinion, Gallows Humor is the highest form of humor. It's a fine line to walk, but when it works, it lifts up the people who need it most.

Dude, WTF. You're like the Anti Porn buddy. Why don't you tell her how to recover his deleted browser history while you're at it?

Yeah me too, and everyone else around me is pretty excited because were about to get first oil on a new platform. Kinda wish I hadn't opened this thread, but still glad I know. I'm also glad the attacks stopped long enough for her to post.

Like this bubbles?

Here's what I imagined. (fuck it, can't find the pic cause my internet is shit) But, was there any scene where 2 black people spoke to each other and it wasn't about a white person?

the thought had crossed my mind, but I wasn't going to accuse you of it until this drug out for a year.

Bro, you might as well get that jersey ordered. I don't know what number Gravy would want, but here's a mockup. Men's Kansas City Chiefs Nike Red Custom Elite Jersey - NFLShop.com

Can't believe the refs handed the shitsburg stealers the game like that. Also, grats to the KC gravies.

Give premium members read access to the mod forum.

Try harder bro. Until just now, I'd never even heard of those people. Are you using a slash because they're the same person or ... wait nevermind. I almost forgot that I don't care. Almost. Except that Tyga is kind of a cool name if it's a given name.

It's a tax on the stupid. Literally the best way to fund the gubmint is a stupid tax. I had that happen once. I called loaded for bear, but the lady who helped me was so good she diffused me. When we were done, I asked to speak to her manager and let her know what a good job she'd done. Are...

Kirsie, now that I've seen you, I can honestly say ... 2/10 knees too dull, would have fucked.

I was a convenience store clerk when the lotto first came out in my state. I had no problem ringing up the next person in line if someone was sitting there messing with scratch-offs. Eventually, I noticed a little clear spot on the counter and I started suggesting they move there. No matter...

Shaw is more accessible and has more traffic. This is where all amod election threads should be hosted.

Reminds me of the time I got roped into it. It was owner of the company's idea, so when he asked me if I'd collect the money and buy the tickets, what was I going to say? Collect money, buy tickets, then photocopy all tickets and pass them out to everyone who put in. Pain in the ass, but...

grassy ass. you want negs or posloads for this?

I don't have the hatred for that version of deadpool that most of the world does ... but even I had blocked out that scene. Still can't place where it was in the movie.

At any rate, the main point was that the new books have female rank and file troopers.

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