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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah, it's highly likely that the seahawks have nobody whatsoever scouting the vikings. The whole department just changed the dates on the last report and went on a fishing trip.
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    So you don't think she started out as a trooper? Did she just fuck her way to the captain spot? First Order affirmative action hire, and they stuck her with a really high rank so she wouldn't get in trouble? Too many things wrong with that. It was interesting until they had to start getting...
  3. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I think I've only ever even known 1 person to have trouble using an unsigned card. In that case, they said they signed it right in front of the cashier and everything was hunky dory. Cashier even took the time to compare the signatures. I'm not 100% sure that was a true story, but someone...
  4. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I think I've only ever even known 1 person to have trouble using an unsigned card. In that case, they said they signed it right in front of the cashier and everything was hunky dory. Cashier even took the time to compare the signatures. I'm not 100% sure that was a true story, but someone...
  5. Hoss

    Your Movies of the Year list

    so a dashcam video already has it locked up?
  6. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Hang on, are you saying that the cashiers look at the back of your card 9 out of 10 times? I am beginning to doubt you have a credit card. Been using credit cards for 20+ years now and have never signed the back. No one has ever questioned me on it. Edit: Wait, where do you live...
  7. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    They have girl stormies in the new books too. Plus, there's the whole captain phasma thing.
  8. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Thread should be subtitled either the JFF sweepstakes, or the LA sweepstakes
  9. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Does it matter? I'm just wondering if my inference was right that Michelob Ultra was the real life version of Schlitz Gay. This won't answer your question completely, but you should do a Google Image Search for "santorum". Make sure safe search is turned off or you'll just get pictures of the...
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Well that's a little different. But still, that should have stopped a court from giving them title.
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Doesn't sound like he has any claim. Just because his grandpa was paying the taxes and upkeep does not mean it was his. Depends on what happened to it when grandma died. You'd expect that grandpa would have inherited it, but maybe not. Maybe it was never legally given to gramma at all, or...
  12. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Pink because he treats his girls like disney princesses?
  13. Hoss

    2015 NFL Minigames

    I would say Rengak was 2nd place with all his points and tie breaking. What you describe sounds cool too grimlok, but it doesn't sound like an "eliminator".
  14. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bah, only playoff teams. I wanted to see the Cowboy's Kryptonite. Would it be players with off field issues, or teams that show up with at least 11 players?
  15. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    How much water do you drink during the course of the day? If you drink enough, you shouldn't need to drink late at night to stop the dehydration.
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    How long you been married? I bet this isn't the first time she's pulled that trick on you. It's fucking annoying, is what it is.
  17. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    No way Cleveland is smart enough to even THINK of that, much less pull it off. I'd be surprised is they even get a 7th. 4th sucks. I was hoping we moved up and extra spot or 2 to cushion that loss. Instead, I'll have to console myself with the idea that snyder will overpay for cousins even...
  18. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Pretty sure tarkin stood up to vader. He flat out ordered him to stop choking an officer.
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Where are da boyz drafting before any trades?
  20. Hoss

    2015 NFL Minigames

    Fuck, I forgot about these quickly. elurin is the clear winner in eliminator. If Rengak disagrees, I will mock him.
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah. I think JFF stands for Johnny Fucking Football. He was already calling himself Johnny Football, I'm not sure why or when the other F got added.
  22. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    lol upper dick. Maybe that should be upper ass
  23. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yes, but a lot of people are asymptomatic, and a lot of people have outbreaks and pass it off as 'just a cold sore'. I think what chaos was asking was whether he's had a blood test, or if he's just basing it on not having outbreaks. They estimate that 80% of people with herpes are undiagnosed...
  24. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    More likely it'll be the San Antonio Raiders. But that's pretty much the same thing, right?
  25. Hoss

    Galavant

    I like it, but it gets old quick. Watched the first episode just now and I couldn't remember where the fuck everyone was. Were there 2 castles or just the one (so far this season). Because I thought there were 2 and both sets of people specifically said they were currently in valencia. Yet...
  26. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Dude, porn was free too if you checked the ditches and trash cans at truck stops.
  27. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    We might need notes for all the girls in your sig. ================= Nicole, Kristen, Jaime,( RIP Seimone ),Capri or Gia (Clean and cut off), Amanda (Stinky Pussy and most expensive) and Deena (pussy and asshole smell and taste great).....
  28. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    What's the most favorite beer amongst gays? Here's why I ask. Last year a local celebrity type got into a fender bender after drinking a few too many at a gay bar. He claims he's not gay and he didn't know it was a gay bar. That just happened to be the closest bar that served his favorite...
  29. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    People keep doing this. Referring to female characters as possible brothers to kylo ren (so far I've seen it with this girl and rey). Is that a mistake, or am I missing some inside joke about all the girls in SW really being transgendered dudes?
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    What do you mean by "new"? Have never been there, or just weren't there last year?
  31. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I want to break out my atari and play some more river raid and pitfall. But the last time I tried, I didn't have a TV with the right kind of connections. Everything I have is digital now. I need some sort of converter or an old ass TV.
  32. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    They also predicted President Trump back before he was making any noise about running.
  33. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  34. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Exact opposite for me for the website of my favorite theater. The mobile site is the only one that's usable, and I can't get the mobile version on my desktop.
  35. Hoss

    The Dating Game featuring Mist

    Sounds like acceptance to me.
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Yes, in the EU there were special crystals you needed, but they weren't exactly rare. If you knew where to get one, then there'd be tons of them there.
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Why not? Some teams keep a third kicker to be a kickoff specialist. Why not have a QB who is a ... wait, what the fuck do alex smith and RG3 do well enough to be considered 'specialists' in?
  38. Hoss

    Computer Issues

    I am having trouble with my new SSD and I'm pretty sure it's that the cables are working loose. I need to find something to wrap it up with. I'm not here to ask about that, just throwing it out there in case that's palum's problem. I hope this is the right place to ask about software. Does...
  39. Hoss

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    I saw the full version of that on netflix. My favorite part was how cumberbatch basically insisted they let him do the stop motion. They were like no bro, it's cool, you don't have to do all that, we just want your voice. So they finally threw together some motion capture stuff to humour him...
  40. Hoss

    Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

    maybe he is, but for the purposes of being band-waggoned in, he's not. his new personality would have to build its own reputation.