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Nah, filipinos name their kids things like "Hearty", "Glory", and "America". Those are 3 Filipinas I have actually known. I even saw all of their IDs because I thought they were nicknames. Here's a list of the top 100 Filipino names. The vast majority look like normal english names to me...

For me, it's "if I didn't have a wife", I could. But the awesome thing is, I told my wife how much I missed turkish baths and now she washes me once in a while. We've even talked about getting a large enough shower to put a table in there so we can do it right. On an unrelated note, my...

It was his shirt. She's doing that thing where the girl wears the guys clothes after a night of wild fucking.

I was thinking the thread title needed to be changed to "The list Mad Max #1 or get negged thread" I can't remember what all came out this year, so whatever. I'll be back if I find a list of every movie released in 2015. Actually, that would be a long ass list, I need a list of every movie...

Dayum. I don't see any other pics of her though. There's gotta be some bikini pics or something floating around.

I don't get it. What does FantRastic even mean?

Is that the woman who got him to the planet in the man who came to christmas? If so, then yes, that's how I took that interaction when they were alone. Personally, I'm glad they finally closed the loop on the fucking screwdriver. It was eating me up. Also glad they gave him a proper...

I liked that there was no overt faggotry in this one like ewoks or gungans. But I didn't like that they overtly inserted video game commercials into the movie. At least this time the video games were starfighter sequences and not fucking pod races.

Sounds about like the X-wing series of books which were pretty damn popular. I think it'll do fine.

I told him we needed a pic to see if she could be trusted getting blasted at a bar with randoms (or rather if the random dudes could be trusted). He replied that she had a breeder's body. I dis a GIS for Breeder's body and just found livestock.

The absolute oldest he can be is 30. Leia would have basically had to get knocked up in the ewok village for that to be the case though. So figure he's in his 20's.

Pretty sure brittish accents mean they're from the core, or high class. We haven't really seen him in the new books other than a book set between EP4 and EP5. But yes, he was that powerful. A long time passed. It was either months or years while Lando was working himself into place inside and...

holy shit, that's the breeder's body?

I don't remember him having a cat. Where'd that come from?

A Norseman, Rudolph the Red, was gazing thoughtfully out the window. His wife said "Have you heard the weather forecast?" "No, dearest," he replied, "but it is going to rain." "Rain?" she asked. "How can you tell?" He grinned at her and said "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

You just gotta try a few out. Dude, those 50+ mexican maids drag their kids and grandkids along to learn the trade. You need to use the family owned businesses. Probably half my maids have been bangable. The best maid I ever had would clean in the nude. She wasn't the best because she did it...

That would probably one-up my story of pissing on an electric fence. I didn't get a dick shock, but I put my hand on it and got a shock that way. The worst part was the piss I got all over myself when I jumped.

Is he? Romo has thrown a coupla left handed passes.

Cowboys fan checking in. I was in the boon docks this weekend and only caught the last 10 minutes of the game. Has the Kellen Moore era begun in Dallas? Announcers didn't say what happened to cassel.

I probably could. I wear out my 2 issues of penthouse letters more than any other porn mag I have. What sites can you get stories on?

Really? I wonder if they're pissed that Sam's takes amex now. I have a MC solely because of Sam's. Would be funny if that switched too.

I don't know what that means. GIS for breeder's body returns pics of livestock. Post a pic and black out her eyes so she can't see where she is.

anonymous polls are shit. Cad is a lawyer, isn't he? I thought all lawyers held doctorates (in jurisprudence?), it's just that no lawyer who isn't a clown would call himself Dr. That's probably why he said "technically".

They were all white weren't they? Or at least High Yellow, I'm fine with that. Welcome to a year ago. I just didn't have the batman analogy.

How does that encourage the team to build him an O-line?

I would be mostly OK with it, but then again, my wife isn't a slut. So you probably shouldn't be OK with it. Trust has to be earned and it takes time. Pretty clear she hasn't earned yours yet. I agree with CAD, go for a swinging relationship if one dick aint enough for her. That way she'll...

Maybe Luck should structure a contract where he makes league minimum, but gets a half million dollar bonus every time he's knocked down in the backfield.

I don't think the wife is the deciding factor there. Pretty sure any QB in the league would be willing to make the same sacrifices if it was really only about money. The big contracts are about ego too though.

Missed half the christmas episode cause football ran long. WTF why can't networks get that shit figured out after 50 years?

I logged into netflix a few hours ago and it was right there, top of the home page and recommended list. Maybe the people who don't get that just don't like funny movies.

I know I've made up my mind. A video of each and every rape could surface and I'd probably still back Bill.

I'm with j00t on this. To be clear, I might fuck the other woman from the edge of the bed first. But totally, when it comes to sleeping, that's gotta be separate. I might even sleep in the truck if it's feasible.

Don't know that studio, but I saw one from red milf productions that was realistic enough to make me uncomfortable. But in that case, apparently the chick (Rachele Steel) takes requests and just tries to give a good show. So, definitely not a real rape. There was also a european one I saw...

Same here, just a little disappointed. This episode shoulda been another 30 minutes tacked onto the previous one. I didn't catch the tripoli thing. Went and found a picture of him and that's an awful drastic change. What about the alien shit? I'm pretty sure they threw it all in as a...

This should replace the Chris Hanson Picture. Remove that release info and add "Why don't you have a seat over there". Or better yet, the ascii translation. 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000...

I think he admitted to giving someone benedryll for her stuffy head, and to trading ludes for sex.

If you falsely accuse someone of rape, they should be allowed to rape you for free. The free rape should be transferable. That's what I think.

Or would it add veracity to the other 43 claims? Some people might think he's only going after the ones he DIDN'T rape.