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Oh snap, I just got it. You're butthurt that cartman saw vag before you.

Went to lunch today and the guy at the next table was either getting fired or turned down for a job. Made me sad panda. I wanted to give him a hug because he sounded so dejected. The only reason I heard given was because of where he'd worked before. Sounded like a bullshit excuse to me.

Funny you summoned me here. When we were talking about it in politics, I was 1 post away from saying this shit needed to be taken to the fitness thread. Obviously there are more details that weren't relevant to the political discussion of using "touching your toes" as some kind of benchmark...

Not really allowed. "This Bullshit" was taking steps to hide it from the NCAA. I mean really what do you think the NCAA has on these kids who have new cars? They'd have to go through each and every one of them and prove it was an illegal gift. Way too much work and too many rabbit holes to...

I thought for sure people would still be pissing and moaning that south park would never be the same. I came here today prepared to pity those people.

Really? funny i didn't heard that on the news.

I'm slipping. I only have 2 1. Makes you think, or makes you hope? 2. That's probably a more important piece of information to you than it is to the rest of us.

I think you're reading too much into my post. I couldn't tell what beer it was, but it looks like it's probably a big name brand. Even if it's not it's still closer to her. So I'm saying she's practically 2 fisting beers to be able to stand being seen with him.

I thought it was a magnifying glass to help him read his newspaper.

I forgot about the pics and texts (but mostly the pics). That's the other thing that's starting to enrage me about this. WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PICS OF HOT TEACHER SNAZZ?

This morning I heard a report about a teacher getting arrested and I thought it was my sister in law. The name and the name of the school were very similar. But the next time I heard the report I caught the right names. In my head, I was thinking about this thread and preparing to do an AMA...

I haven't been fishing in a while, but I still get fishing licenses. Hunting / fishing licenses are one of the few taxes (hell maybe the only one) I gladly pay. They go directly towards conservation efforts.

Looks to me like she's thinking she needs more beer. She's only got 2 in front of her right now. The bottle doesn't look like PBR so I'm guessing it's not his.

That you know of. This means she is 100% using facebook to cheat on you. FTFY. Remember that pic he posted was of the second or third cousin he fucked.

Damn. I forgot about universities getting public funding. Have any private universities been involved in this yet? I don't even think the criminal cases are the real story here. I was just curious about why the FBI was involved in what seemed like (on the surface) an internal NCAA matter...

OK. Is bribery illegal if it's not of a government official or dealing with government contracts? I mean, I don't see where bribery in this case is defrauding anyone. No one gets arrested when there's a $100 rebate for buying a specific product, or when car dealers give you free sodas and hot...

Does anyone have any favorite ways to cook backstrap and tenders? We usually fry it. This past weekend my wife wrapped it in bacon and broiled it. One time she put it in a jalapeno with cream cheese and wrapped with bacon. That was delicious, but we figured out it was just as good without...

Will it be a bloodbath or will it just wind up with college players being paid above the table? Also, can someone give me the cliffs notes of why actual law enforcement is involved? I thought these were just NCAA rules.

They pull that shit next week when I'm at the game, I'm going to boo them too. Pretty sure this is what Aryans was thinking. Get the TD now, and maybe after the on sides kick you won't ever be close enough to FG range to have to make the decision. Just start throwing hail mary after hail...

I'd tell him in case he finds out later so it doesn't look like you're flirting. And since it's become an issue (IE people trying to set you up) I'd set up the status and change it so people leave you alone.

I guess it's too late now, but I was going to say it's only unreasonable if you insist on driving back that night instead of getting a hotel. That cuts into her time with her family. You should probably feel insulted. I have 2 spare bedrooms. Can't fit a bed into either. So that's the...

Wipe the rim before you put the jug up and prevent the dingleberries altogether.

NFL needs to implement the south park solution to this national anthem shit. Before the music starts, announce "Please rise, sit, or kneel to honor the national anthem" Shit, for that matter I wonder if Trump could issue an executive order saying that kneeling is acceptable for civilians to...

Bless you, my brother

Yeah that's a decent idea. Basically could have written episodes making fun of how hillary would have handled all the situations trump is dealing with. Even if it was background shit, like a news crawl talking about how north korea bombed hawaii again, peace talks to commence soon. Or Mr...

This episode was well done. I guess the SJW critics didn't like it because it took the gender reassignment thing to the extreme. Oh and the girl became a boy. They probably would have loved it if moclins were an all female sepcies. One thing that concerns me about the union is that...

I thought the DD subplot was to foil cartman's attention whore suicide threats. Not that it needed a reason to exist. Distracted driving hysteria is happening right now. It deserves to be ridiculed. I agree that the subplots aren't usually this far apart from each other though. I would...

In the best shitter here at work, it looks like someone was startled mid piss. Fucking savages.

Fuck you and your commie measurements. 30 cm is almost 12 inches. So how big was that one? In the picture it looks like it's no more than half a hand long. (See, I can use stupid measurements too)

I didn't know it was an adopted son.

So you don't recognize how they tied the 2 stories together in the end? I dont know man, I think south park's problem right now is that they sucked the past couple of years, and in that time people have romanticized how they were "back when they were good". Now all you guys are remembering is...

Maybe their not selling them anymore, but kids are still playing with them. South park wasn't on during the heyweek of the figit spinner, so this is the first chance they've had to make fun of it. You can't blame them for not predicting how short lived it would be. You expect too much from...

Good god those uniforms made my eyes hurt. I turned it on in the 4th quarter so I probably saw the best part of the game. Even though it was getting exciting, I could barely watch through the 2 pt conversion attempt. The niners uniform probably wouldn't have been as bad without that shit the...

I don't know but the ram sure looks like he's about to ram it up her ass. Maybe that ties into san francisco somehow? I bet its an inside joke on a board somewhere.

I'm thinking of signing up to be one of those couriers. Make a few bucks on weekends where I'm not doing anything else. Why not?

Forced continuity? If that's another way of saying season long arc, I gotta ask what makes you say that about the first 2 episodes. Looks to me like they're going back to how it was when it was the most successful. There's always been some continuity. The important thing is that the main...

LOL that bigeye snapper looks like a goldffish. Needs a banana for scale or something.

When you said this, i didn't know about those allegations against her. Apology Regarding Judge Judy And Nicole Sheindlin

what about the one that predicts the outcome of the presidential election based on who wins the cowboys redskins game that year in washington? Last I checked, that was holding true. If memory serves, a redskins win means the incumbent party wins, a cowboys win means the challenger does...

My advice on this, make sure no one parks behind you. If he starts up being an asshole and your family allows it. Just peace the fuck out. It might still be awkward, but at least if you have a plan you won't need to 'dread' that he might start shit. Be nice when you leave too. Kiss your...