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  1. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does not follow. As a cigar smoker, I think your cigarettes are trash and I'd rather you stand on the other side of the exile zone if we have to share it. Also, what you heard about gays may have been a reference to the fag you were sucking on. OK maybe that one's a stretch. I guess since...
  2. Hoss

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Some people want to be punched. The donkey punch is a real thing that girls ask for and might even need to orgasm. Or so I have been told. I've never run into one of those.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    honestly, the more raw talent an Olineman has, the longer it will take for him to develop. And there's a chance he won't develop at all since this might be the first time in his life he's had to work for blocks. If he's a high first round draft pick, he doesn't even have to fight for his...
  4. Hoss

    The Orville

    Thanks, I will see if they have an app for the firestick. I refuse to watch shit on my computer, it's not relaxing like sitting on the couch and watching the big screen TV. I don't even like chromecasting from my computer because it's a pain in the ass if I want to rewind or pause.
  5. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Our postal carrier. Whenever we get a package too big for the mailbox, that cuntbag leaves them in the worst possible place without being obviously unreasonable. We have a 2 car carport. She will put the boxes at the end of the carport so that they're not protected from the rain or sun. If...
  6. Hoss

    The Orville

    I've been waiting for rick and morty to be free on netflix , or hulu (can't remember where I watched last season). So I haven't been in that thread at all. Thanks for the spoilers homsar.
  7. Hoss

    The Orville

    what thread do you think you're posting in?
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is that supposed to explain what "300k's" means?
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Shit now I'm getting depressed. I'm going to that game and I'm paying face value for the tickets, which I know will be more than $17.
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    THE POWER OF PUSSY COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF PUSSY COMPELS YOU! The only saving grace is that you can build up an immunity to the power. wut?
  11. Hoss

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    unshawed. Whatever.
  12. Hoss

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    You are unbanned. Are you choosing to stay here now?
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That was said like 10 posts earlier. Also, you spelled the german word wrong.
  14. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I think the cowboy's DB situation hurt their run defense. At multiple points in the game, they were out of defensive backs on the bench. I don't know what defensive adjustments they made for that, but I'm betting it was along the lines of "protect the rookie backups" not "crowd the line and...
  15. Hoss

    Weather

    Mexican name storms can't make it past Trump's wall. Jose might follow it far enough north to get around it though. Puerto rico is fucked, no one ever talked about trying to stop immigration there. Florida is lucky maria wasn't named muhammed.
  16. Hoss

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Your potatoe game is weak son. But your hot dog game is spot on. That's probably the only way to eat those all beef piece of shit hot dogs.
  17. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In khane's situation, I would probably start arguments every time about how universal studios is far superior. But then, i would also have to be drinking to have any chance of enjoying their company.
  18. Hoss

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Because oh7 thinks potatoes are only acceptable when their voices are silenced. Just in case anyone was wondering how @Nazis liked them. Hey, why doesn't @Nazis page all the admin? WTF is this shit?
  19. Hoss

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Nice try, but you aint walking that back. You didn't say baked potatoes, you said potatoes are so nasty they are only enjoyable when loaded.
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wait, it's mist? Just send tiggles a PM. That was easy.
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was gunna say this girl just .... wants your dick. Then you wrote: and confirmed my suspicion. So, post a pic of her. She probably needs any dick. See if you can find a rere to toss her a bone. Does she do heroine yet? Yes. Don't ask me why. Best I can tell it was because he was...
  22. Hoss

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    It's the struggle. Fighting has always gotten me hard. I've done Martial Arts for like 20 years now and I still come home super horny when we do a lot of fighting. Wife and I have had sex where I forced her and it was pretty hot for both of us. We've also done it when it wasn't so hot...
  23. Hoss

    Weather

    First off, I call bullshit that some people going back will hinder getting basic services back. It's not like people are moving their entire families back and will resume commuting to work again on monday. People who want back in will only be the men or people who can work. They will mostly...
  24. Hoss

    The Orville

    Wat? Can you use more words? I googled and I'm guessing you're talking about mass effect. The thing I just read about them being super predators doesn't seem to apply here.
  25. Hoss

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Apparently this motherfucker here doesn't like tater chips or french fries. Is he the ultimate faggot on the forum? I think he's got @Kuriin beat. That's a loaded potatoe skin. Twice baked is more like a casserole. Start off with mashed potatoes, lay them down in a casserole dish and layer...
  26. Hoss

    The Kink Thread (Semi-NSFW)

    Cosby didn't have a bill of sale for those girls though.
  27. Hoss

    The Orville

    I was smart enough to record the simpsons and family guy too. So, any guesses on the girl child that's not supposed to be possible? Maybe this next episode where they try to abort her is what pissed off the critics so much. My wife said she was happy that the millennial girl Lt was...
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    What the fuck was that shit dallas! The worst part about yesterday was elliot's attitude and effort when we were down. If he's going to be a pouty little bitch like eli manning, we should trade him. Maybe it's just RL issues that had him distracted. If that's it, jerry needs to get him a...
  29. Hoss

    New and Upcoming Show list

    I coulda swore we were talking about American Horror Story somewhere. Can't believe there's no thread for it. Is anyone else watching?
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    what game is romo boradcasting today?
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    why is october spelled wrong?
  32. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    It says yoga teacher. Was she also a school teacher? And she was acquitted.
  33. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    As unimportant as you may think football is. I guarantee the local news is even less important. Not to mention that the 2 minutes wouldn't have even come out of the newscast. It woulf have come out of the mash rerun at midnight.
  34. Hoss

    Thread request: High IQ Politics

    The entire thread has been waiting on you to post pics of the alleged hawaii girl.
  35. Hoss

    How to handle a bad VP

    Sure they're there to protect the company. I was just wondering if them lying to you while they were investigating something could make them look worse in a wrongful termination suit. I could see a jury taking it as evidence that the company was 'out to get' said employee. Unless there's...
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Grats looks like you won the Cadillac. 6 total 3 by each team. Way to be keyed in on exactly how shitty each O-line is.
  37. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    What was the final sack count? When they got to 3 in the second quarter (I think) I was beginning to worry I'd over-estimated those o-lines. Then I got distracted and watched something else. Oh and I heard the local houston station cut away from the game after that last punt with 1 second...
  38. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I didn't watch either team last week, but I was going to go with 4. We're talking combined since alex indicated they both have shitty lines.
  39. Hoss

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Over under on total sacks?
  40. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can't imagine a setup where the balls don't touch. It's feasible if one is going in the poop chute, but not if they're both going in the vaginer.