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Me too. I just wanted to know for science. I've had friends who got into swinging to 'save their marriage' and it didn't work. Turned out she just wanted strange dick. This sounds like a totally different situation. Though if it doesn't work out, maybe I can introduce lindz's ex to my...

lol if this is real. Was it s slow jerk or a fast one? If you really want to know, contact a real estate agent and tell them you want to buy the property. Don't tell them anything else about the homeless people. Just, "I want to buy it, figure out who owns it and what it's worth."

Oh I never saw that. With shit like "we're efforting that" I thought for sure it was all original chuk.

It was kind of dumb up until "The end of all cubans"

You probably wouldn't have nearly as many people trying to hunker down and ride out storms if they didn't prevent residents from going back in for so long. I'm fine with making people prove they live in there, but let people go back and see how bad it is for fucks sake.

Almost better than the results of the game are going back and reading all the gloating posts by pats fans from the start of the game. Good job Kansas City Gravies!

Doesn't work. Technical difficulties with the host. It's been down for a couple of weeks if memory serves.

Paging @Mario Speedwagon The code of conduct has been violated. Someone is discussing internal moderator matters in public again. You know what you must do.

holly shit

Buck up fella. Did you notice that she said part of it was "a particular circumstance". IIRC, part of those circumstances was that a former guild leader in another town who she had flirted with was available. You're halfway there. I asked that question and she skipped it. She probably...

What vacuum did you buy?

I guess they deleted all the bad posts potato3 made. I just went back through the last couple pages of politics and other than the post where he got warned with a highly informative warning (this is what I think of it), his posts look as well thought out as anyone elses.

Why can't I use the supertater rating in this forum? Fuck, Trump and catler are missing too.

It would be OK with me if they had a scene like that with vader in every single one of these anthology movies (assuming the time period is right for all of them, which it might not be for han solo). Wouldn't even have to make sense or fit into the story being told. Just at some point cut to...

Thought it was great. Best part of it was salma. Second best part was when mace made the argument that he was the good guy because he shot assholes while deadpool was the bad guy because he protected them. The biggest problem with the movie was not enough salma. I hope the sequels feature...

I can't be the only one who reads that and thinks it's sex worker related.

Thanks bro. That got me there. I used to have a nextel phone # that had previously belonged to a drug dealer. Probably 5 times I heard that chirp in the middle of the night with some dude asking if I was holdin, or whatever and wanting to make a buy. I fucked with them in various ways...

You can find a 'key' for that water meter at home depot for a few bucks. You can do it without the key, but i don't like sticking my hands in those holes. Note that I think the water company has another valve they can use when you're cut off. So having the key won't mean you can steal water.

Anything is better than what they did with new orleans and the giants. They just gave the giants an extra home game that year.

hour and 15 minutes before I really started feeling guilty. Then I thought "I wonder if there will be makeup sex". Then after 96 minutes I hear the cunt pick up the phone and hang it up before I can deliver my line. Bitch didn't even say hello and ask who it was or anything. This was very...

That's hooker lingo of some sort. Right?

So About 15 minutes ago I get a call from an unknown number. I decide to act like I'm a mexican maid so I can do the whole "no no nooo. missa hoss no here. no. nooooo. no" But it turns out its a butt dial because I head a car door open and ding and close. I think this is the second time...

Maybe you need to get him to schedule some RL raids. The structure would probably help. For 2 hours (or however long his raids last) he does the housework stuff and he's communicating with you since you're the raid leader. Doing the floor now Don't forget to move the chair Or whatever...

Is this out already? I saw a trailer for it last weekend but it's not playing.

Will you be back in time for the game sunday?

So, tell him to start on book 3. He's a fucking writer. He's never without a job unless the editor is telling him what to write. If he needs a second job, it should be household budgeting. Since you're tightening the old belt now, he could be putting everything into spreadsheets and...

That's bullshit. They're just looking for an excuse to not sign him. Maybe Ray wanted him, but the people who didn't used that as an excuse. Is that when the CBA expires?

Also, obligatory; why are yall afraid of something named Irma. Is she on her rag?

What the fuck? Why do they think they need guns and ammo and explosives to respond to the hurricane? I mean, I expected it to just be because they don't want anyone to be able to cause trouble by defending themselves. After all, it's good for society for the strong to survive and the weak to...

Looks like a giant tongue licking the tip of america's pecker to me.

Isn't that implied in the current name? What else would high IQ politics be if not MFKs?

That's what I was thinking when I first read it too. She's gunna blow 5k dudes. Latest rustle. Last weekend we volunteered to take care of some horses that were displaced by all the flooding in south texas. When we got there, they told us the horses were all 'feral'. It was me, my wife...

Has he only been on drugs for 2 years, or had he already exhausted help from other people before you stepped in to save him? Also, can you tell what he's hooked on?

You say that like it's not the most likely scenario.

there was an ob1 book set when he first settled on tatooine. It was like a western in a star wars setting. It's probably too much to ask that his movie be something like that.

I understand that you can't see it. I personally can't see how it's a turn on to be a cuck. But we don't doubt those people are out there, do we? You just have to accept that you won't understand everyone's motivations. You can see where a woman who finds blowjobs repulsive might still suck...

Sand is like fiber for your engine. Don't let anyone tell you different.

I can't give you an exact number because of opsec. But i will tell you I had an underground tank installed. Then I realized if someone wanted to steal my gas, that's the first place they'd look. So I pumped all the gas from the underground tank to an elevated tank and now I store water in the...

You don't have to if you don't care about how long the motor lasts.