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Damn. Szlia laid that one on fast and dirty. Much like I imagine 16 year old chuk did.

You learn how to do it very very quietly. I'm glad I have a brother and not a sister. 13 year old me probably would have fucked her. I am a walking stereotype.

My corn got in my mashed taters. Ewwwwwwww. Actually it wasn't that bad. But you're supposed to mix peas with taters, not corn.

At least snake handlers put on a show. How ugly does this get on his pantheon board? Nirtixx was smart enough to break away for a week... so she's the smart one. And holy god that bitch was DUMB. So i'm wondering at what point he just asks them for 50 dollars on their credit card beyond...

Yeah, that's what I meant. Like if you looked at a laser from the side you don't see nothing because it's like focused and stuff. There's nothing to see. Laser has a job to do, ain't got time for your nonsense. Deep thoughts.

I had a crapper thought. I assume that if you were making an observation of light, and there was some quantity of light which you were trying to observe which ran truly parallel to your observational apparatus you would never be able to actually detect the light. You might could infer it...

It does seem like an awful lot to promise. They can't just deliver on half of it, doing it this way. They have to deliver on most of it. I hope so man. I really do hope so. But battlecruiser 3000AD. I remember reading about that a while before EQ came out and I was all like, "way? No...

This shit is so pathetic. The best thing to happen in a month was when nirtix showed up and used us as a jealous hatefuck to make someone over there angry. Doesn't matter. Had sex.

Speaking of dirty wops Is there a proper way to eat pitted olives? I've tried to peel them, but that turns out to be both comical and retarded. So I've taken to grabbing 5 or 6 and just shoving the lot of them in my mouth and working on them for a few minutes. Then you spit out the pits...

I wouldn't know it either, but it's not entirely unfounded. The mans father was gunned down in his car by some thug fucks that were probablywearingair jordans. His life has not been without tragedy. All the same, I'd trade with him. He can keep the black, I just want the money.

I remain skeptical as well. That article is bad news though and seems like -exactly- what you would expect. Ice absorbs less IR/heat than water and reflects more. As Ice absorbs heat it becomes water. That's what you call positive feedback. I wonder what regulates that? Cloudcover? As...

There's nothing wrong with infatuation. Just don't propose to it. Right: "I love your <bodypart>". Wrong: "I love you."

This one thread is still smarter than the entirety of reddit.

Ah man, I can't remember what it is. There is a potential application for 3d printing that's insane when you combine it with other emerging metallurgy technologies. It's something to do with creating a plastic base with the printer and then using a whole pissload of electricity to metal-plate...

I sort of imagine that's how Red Baron pizzas or any box pizza you get at the supermarket are made to begin with. 3d printing has officially hit "marketing speak" tier of acceptance. I still want my CHON biscuit.

I want my CHON biscuit.

No! We have to cut the sickness out! I wanna cut, Dr Mario. I wanna cuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.

Cheese was the right answer. You can always just oil her up and fuck some strange crevice for a thrill similar to a BJ, but velveta or that shit that they put in a can is not cheese NOR does it taste like cheese.

You know. He looks kinda like Onoes. There but for the Grace of God.

Fake Iannis is too cool for this shit. We're just gonna keep hurting ourselves, Lindz.

4chan plumbing new depths. I think this one might actually be a first for 4chan. But when it starts with pictures of a guy skullfucking an actual skull out of a roman catacomb... I just don't know what was expected. All in all I think this might be a good thing. Not that he killed a...

That's such a ESFJ thing to say.

It is entirely possible that this is double feature material. This + Ernest saves Christmas might just be the right mix to stave off suicide for another year.

INTP is the Master Race I don't know if I'm "logically precise". Parsimonious as all hell. If that counts... the rest of you motherfuckers scare me.

White girls is one of the few things the Wayans did right. Putting on whiteface and making a movie about a stereotypical dumb bitch? Those guys. They get it.

If this was the worst thing that happened in that town on Halloween then it was a very good day. A very good day.

THAS WAISIS Going to Halloween as the cast from Cool Runnings might be inherently racist. That might be true. But if it is true it is no more inherently racist than going out on Halloween as Mario and Luigi. Some people need to seriously wash their vaginas. And it would seem that 4 of...

I dropped about 10 lbs in the past 6 weeks. I looked down when I was peeing, realized that I should be able to see my weiner, and made some small changes. I feel better too. But I still don't give a fuck. And I can see my winky when I inhale. Another 6 weeks or so. Brut is probably...

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE P.S. + TITAN

+1. I didn't listen to it a lot, but I enjoyed it when I did.

We can't help ourselves. We have to talk about swinging and hypnosex. Save us from ourselves, Lindz, you are our only hope.

... You start thinking that Phil Dunphy jokes are sort of clever.

Matt Smith really does have a quite respectable penis. Clara has a very cute ass. Dr. Who has something for everybody. I kinda think they need some fresh writing blood as well. This seasons kinda been a swing and a miss. Which is fine. I'm not nerdraged over it. But I do also think...

I think that has a -lot- do with with how you're raised. True story... it wasn't until I was 20 years old that I understood what a portion even was. My girlfriend at the time clued me in after dinner one night. She said, "I've been watching you eat for a year and I don't think you realize...

Well duh. It's a branch of psychology. And that's mostly bullshit to begin with. There is some sort of mechanism though. Something is going on for some people. In a few more generations someone might figure out what hypnosis is brushing past and accidentally tapping every one in a while...

That's not entirely true. There are some credible uses for hypnotism. I can't think of many besides "quit smoking" where it should be the ONLY tool. But if there is a local non-quack psy*trist that dabbles as a hypnotist and he wants to work it into a regimen for pain therapy then why the...

Hypnotism is like accupuncture or chiropracty. It's not a science. It resists being a science because it is not generally applicable. But it is sometimes locally applicable. There may be a lot of placebo and the mind tricking itself into whatever but if it gets results it's stupid to...

You know, I've watched I, Claudius about 5 or 6 times. I really do enjoy that damn show. Every single scene with SEJANUS! Amateurs. I am a whore.Myhobby is gardening. But after watching it the first time and then learning what the history books actually say... woooooooo man did they...

Oh man, don't ban column. It gets really funny when he gets going. Hulk smash! I didn't mean to #trigger you, column. You can't have Rambo without the PTSD rages.

As hateful as it is it's true. That constant influx of sugar will make your entire body sluggish long term while providing short term energy. DiaBEETus is just the end stage of it, where it all breaks down. Too much sugar in your blood is just sub-optimal for tissue health, the same as too...