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Can confirm. Movie is boring and pretentious.

You never know man. With some ex's you think maybe it was just a reaction to YOU specifically and not the way they are. With some levels of crazy the only way to stay sane is to think that. You should warn a friend though. "Dude, she's crazy even by girl standards. Get in get out, you...

Brutal, the problem with that entire train of thought is that cable television pricing has always been jewblushingly extravagent. It had that reputation well before torrenting was a thing. You can tell yourself that you're carrying the welfare load but you're really not man. They're just...

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Can't top Ernest. Shouldn't try. Bad Santa was a worthy attempt.

I enjoy the noise. A gremlin post is like a sudoku but with words. It all fits if only you can grasp the pattern.

I think you're kinda hosed. That car is totaled and with the insurance consideration it sounds like you'll be lucky to get bluebook. You're gonna have to get something used and cheap for immediate use and come to some sort of arrangement with the lady who smashed your shit. Or maybe the...

Consider it a life lesson in "why I should pay 50 bucks a month -- just in case". Include the price of insurance in the price of the car. The way that you include gas and tires and general maintenance.

I'd expect more like Hulu less like Netflix. I'd expect physical cable customers to get a preferred showing. No idea what the delay would be (maybe even just 1 day if they're crafty), but I'd expect there would be a delay on releases. If that's not perfect -- which it probably won't be --...

A pity fuck is never a good idea unless I'm the one receiving it.

A fellow nose broken bro. When I say that they all told me I was nasty and/or dumb. We gotta represent our smell challenged brethren. We're here. We can't smell shit. Deal with it.

Isn't all energy production a net loss? Just that there are forms of energy that have nothing to do with us, like fossil fuels and fusion and solar and geothermal, so it'll never be a loss in our context? But if you use 1g of fuel to gather .9g of fuel maybe that's not sustainable. Why...

Sure, there's got to be a better solution to the problems of "healing" than healer classes in automated RPGs. Mostly you have to create an actual RPG instead of a hit-something-with-a-stick simulator. Or you need to abandon the concept of hitpoints altogether and find a different way to...

Remember to NOT marry her! SECOND!

Yeah, I don't buy that even a little bit. But Doctors generally excel at 2 things. One of which is covering their ass.

It is rube-y. But at the same time it's kind of an impressive feat of piloting a lot of the 2 minutes of "JET PLANES VROOOOOOOM" I've seen over the years. You can say the same thing about NASCAR though and I've heard many people say the same thing about NASCAR.

That might legally be true, it might be I'm not arguing the point, but with a taped confession of what some would consider child molestation you've still got a significant problem. And I would like to think that a doctor hearing the confession of a 30 year old murder wouldn't dodge the...

I don't know that I've ever seen a Blue Angels spectacle in person. You have to go down to the Air Force Base if you wanna see it, in these parts. I think they put on a show once every so often.

We don't drink, we don't smoke, Norfolk! Norfolk! Norfolk!

Hey gogo can I bum a few oxy? My uhh doctor uhh forgot to uhh call the pharmacy, so it's gonna take two extra days.

"The female version of fight club" made me lol. That's. probably. yeah. I can see it.

Rockstar should not be EBT approved. Neither should potato chips. That's not what that program is for. That's supposed to be so that nobody starves, not diabeetus.

Because we're not utterly delusional. We understand that making a video game requires actual skillsets and that those are skillsets that most of do not possess. We could learn them, I'm sure. But when you have an actual job and interests (not to mention children) there are only so many hours...

Germans.

Mostly I'm glad chalky died cause now he won't be in the last 2. Maaaan, next episode is gonna be gillian getting carved like ham since we got the introduction and self recrimination this episode. I don't wanna see Gillian get carved like ham.

After watching 1 minute of it and neither being sickened or impressed I have to ask, and I'm not being snide about it, are there any sequences in the entire thing which are more than a 3-5 second zoom shot pasted into the next 3-5 second zoom shot? No matter how bad it is for the remaining 7...

Probably. Even though I live in mortal terror of it personally it's really not as bad as I make it out to be. It's a completely manageable condition and, really, low impact. You just aren't allowed to be lazy about food.

I know there was some pretty gay shit that went on in highschool between dudes that weren't even gay. So you're not wrong about that gay expressing emotions bullshit. There's some of that. Probably a lot of that. But with the girls... if we could find an excuse to squeeze a girls boobie "on...

You cable elitists. 56k USR modems all the way. I had to buy a new one like every 6 months. They kept blowing up. lol. When it rained I lagged.

You have to expand your horizons. At first it will feel weird and wrong. Like all new things. But after watching a few of them you'll be able to watch a seriously fat chick ride a doubledong solo and cheer her on like the slut she is. Everyone wins. You don't think Bisi was born that...

I think trion handled archeage perfectly. It wasn't Trion's game. And they pulled in some fat bucks selling an english translation of someone elses game for $250 a pop. That's what you call a savvy business deal negotiated from a position of weakness. The game itself was a clusterfuck...

Our raid leader was a trust fund 20 something that was always using his recruiting position to e-mack on anything pretending to be female. One of the ones we proved was actually a dude... and he went nuts for about a month. Like suicidal rants on /o nuts. So pretty standard EQ guild stuff...

roomba needs to stop wearing yoga pants. roomba knows what it's doing.

Nah, there really aren't any MMOS out there that are worth playing. And I think this is one of the few MMO centric boards left. It ain't just you. It's 90% of this board. It's not overly negative. They really are all shitshows. Part of it is getting older, rose colored glasses, ad nausem...

Shoulda shot her in the face.

Is it time for Jesus Pictures? It's like Caturday, except it's Thursday, and it's Jesus!

Please speak up. There will be no mockery. This is a judgement free area. You can trust us. We're from the government.

Yeah, that's the thing. If someone admits to murder the therapist has to report that. There's no statute of limitations on that, legal or ethical. The crime is still actionable. If a 40 year old man admits to beating up a queer in high school... that one, you let that one slide. Is this...

theres ghostbusters fanfic? humans are weird