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  1. iannis

    Twitch now has a dress code

    At least this thread served some entertaining purpose in life. Unlike naked letsplay
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    Twitch now has a dress code

    I've just never understood it to begin with. Is this REALLY a thing? Exactly how voyeuristic are people that they will watch camwhores doing livestreams of boring ass games? Are people REALLY that hard up? I mean like actually watch them. Its. Even. Dumber. Than. Reality...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I expect it's the neti pot that's doing her more good than boiling oils. I'd tell her to go pick a bunch of mint and boil that. I've got mint all over the fucking yard. It doesn't have to be something that you get at the GNC. You just go out into the yard and pick the shit that doesn't...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would bury it six feet under In her backyard
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    Twitch now has a dress code

    Doctor Browneye
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You tapped that? Bro. Nice. She looks like she smells like pears.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I think the Wool Omnibus could actually be pretty good in tv form.
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    Your Top Ten Favorite TV Shows of All Time

    Spartacus for sure. It did not deserve to be as utterly entertaining as it was. Holy crap, season one is gay porn. And it's not like that ever changes. It gets even more shameless and obvious. And it's GREAT. Lololol ceasar getting assraped by that snotty kid. It deserves a mention...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I very much want to hear more about this MMMf Halloween party.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seriously, I think there was a game that used those two characters as well. Early-Mid 90's. Like for some reason I link those 2 guys and Earthworm Jim. Maybe it was just a show and I saw it briefly while we were playing Earthworm Jim and getting baked. That reference though... it's...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Wildstar will fall into that "Didn't make money" category soon. I'm highly suspicious that there was a credd dupe bug in that game that they never admitted to. It was so shoddy on the back end, and it's taken them so long to go f2p when it was obvious by the 2nd month they needed to, that...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Meh. Shit like this is how you wind up with NDGT: Cosmos. You've always got a business arguing otherwise. You should always be skeptical no matter how esteemed the source. Lensing makes a lot more sense than what I initially interpreted the image to represent. What I thought when I looked...
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    Boardwalk Empire

    Kinda crapped out. Production value was still high, it still looked great. S1-3 are still hard to beat. 4 was melodramatic and this one was sort of a wet fart. The writers must have all gotten new shows as soon as the season started. It was the actors and crew that made this season...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Yeah. I mean they do get credit for at least trying to create a currently scientifically valid representation rather than just telling a graphic artist to make it look "cool as shit". It neither attracts nor detracts imo. I'm just skeptical. Specifically, and this is a question, I'm...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I MAKE LEATHER MUGS AT THE RENISIANCE FAIRE! HUZZAH! I don't remember the name of the reference, but I understand that it IS a reference to something that I've seen before and was popular briefly. So I've got that goin for me.
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    First World Problems

    Pepsi has to be cold. It tastes like wet ass if it's lukewarm.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I made it a few sentences in. "Some people don't look at all like their race" Seinfelded me.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Its neat lookin. And when we finally directly observe one I'm sure it'll look nothing like that.
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    Milana Vayntrub(AT&T Chick) vs Emma Watson(Harry Potter Chick)

    Yeah, but on the other hand lets be honest here. British chicks fuck all weird. I guess the puritanical ones got deported to America. So what was left were a bunch of depraved sluts. But they kinda had to be, didn't they? They had to produce naval officers for the Empire. I might be ok...
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    Milana Vayntrub(AT&T Chick) vs Emma Watson(Harry Potter Chick)

    As pretty as Milana is, I have to go with Hermoine. The bonus is that she has an english accent and that you know what she looked like when she was 12.
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    Civilization - Beyond Earth (Alpha Centauri Sequel)

    AC wasn'tcompletelynew. It was still an iteration on civ. Maybe half of AC was new. AC was great but it was still basically civ 2.5. MoM was like civ 1.5 I think! Anyone have that endless legends? How does it stack up against Civ5?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    With how creepy that shitdoescome off, and it comes off a little bit creepy and always has whether it's you writing it or Heinlein, there's more truth in it than hedonism. It's just something that you can't believe until you experience it I think. I've been lucky enough to have known people in...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes taking a 21 year old out for ice cream is so lol. I can't even imagine. That would just be awkward and, probably, very dull. Although it might present opportunities to lay in some barbs that she didn't realize were barbs until later. That could be an interesting challenge. How do I...
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    Viagra cost dbl since 2009 - where to source little blue batteries for my meatsabre?

    Viagra can hurt you, man. If your doc won't give you any you might should consider that he's not a prude, rather that the idea itself is a bad one. Unless you're doing some home made pornos. I mean an axe can hurt you too, but when you gotta split wood you gotta.
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    Slide Rules & Paleotechnology

    This thread rules. I've also got a box of draftman tools that my grandfather had. All sorts of bizarre rulers.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I kinda wanna laugh at him.
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    Civilization - Beyond Earth (Alpha Centauri Sequel)

    It seems far too early to really say. You sort of need a week to decide if a civ iteration is any good. Unless it is immediately, obviously, not.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It just depends on the people involved. Open relationships don't have to be pathetic and sad even if a lot of times they are. Closed relationships are also sometimes pathetic and sad. IB4 master!
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    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    I saw a dude start a campfire once by pissing on some kindling. I was amazed, and sort of stoned, and asked him what the secret was. Late stage gonorrhea.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I've seen gav be way more brutal than that. If kyn couldn't take that softball pitch I don't even understand. Of course none of them can. It's like a five person support group or something. Fucking none of them are right in the head. I've got a bottle of oxy and you can't have it...
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    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    It's greek letters and shit man. Fuck that. Semper Romanus.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If that's all it is that might not be the worst possible thing. ... Of bad options, and that.
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    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    Which is kind of a problem when they literally can't do it. I dunno that bringing slide rules back would fix that. I'm fairly sure it wouldn't. But it's better to have them do those 3 problems by hand and think about the numbers they're manipulating while they're learning than to teach them...
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    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    Sorry guys but tad is right about that one. I'm not good at math, I'm bad at it in fact. Given this fact it is still shocking to me how much worse at it people who are about ten years younger are. Putting calculators in the classroom forces the teachers to be lazy. We're not talking about...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    It's neeeeeever been safe to do that. If anything, with facebook and social media and whatnot, it's far safer these days than it's ever been in the past. 9 year old you probably just didn't notice. But honestly, that shit has never been safe to do. The only time that the comfort level for...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I don't even rape for the sex anymore. After a while tears lose their allure. But free cake is free cake.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    But then the feels would be backwards. If he's pushing in it'll feel like he's taking it out and if he's on the backstroke it'll feel like he's pushing up in your guts. That has GOT to make "harder! faster! deeper!" all sorts of confusing.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Don't ask don't tell. It's not gay if I didn't know you had a penis. This is why you have orgies in the dark. The day after you've been buttfucked there is still a reasonable doubt. No judge would convict.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, the 10 years later partisfucked up. The guilt will eat her alive if she just cuts and runs. Hopefully the two of you can find some sort of way to talk her down off that ledge.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only question. You've been paraplegic for 10 years, and it happened while you were engaged to her. And you've got 3 kids? So she was having children with you after the accident. Probably at least one. 10 years. She's a good woman. You don't want her to come to resent you either...