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I don't go to the movie theater very often to see a current release. When I do see a movie that looks like it might be good enough to spend 20 dollars to sit in a big comfy chair and eat popcorn for 90 minutes as often as not it's by myself. It's weirder to me that there are people who would...

My brother said that season 4 got better. My response was, "Well it pretty much had to, didn't it?" Might be ok if they refocus it into a zombie horror show. He said they killed the worst 2 of the women, so that's good.

Al Bundy does not approve!

The Ninth Configuration was one.The Ninth Configuration (1980) - IMDb It's not a great movie. It's not a bad movie either. But we caught that on a late night theater and I missed the first few minutes of it. I seriously had no idea what in the hell was going on in that movie, but it was...

The way you get rich is to take someone else's money. The way you stay rich is to never bet your own money. That is one of the very few sensible things that Brad has done.

He tried to pull the "but guys we really WANT this and we're TRYING and its HARD and you're being MEAN", too. That might work better if they actually were trying, I guess.

A good bard really was amazing. A mediocre bard was even pretty good. It never was that popular of a class. I think that type of player just gravitated to enchanter because... really it was EQ and none of us knew better. You picked a class an 5,000 hours later you wondered if you picked wrong.

Yeah, I got the same feeling off of it. They were actually complimenting her.

I've thought this seasons episodes of South Park are pretty good. It's not the raunchy gut laughs that it was in the early seasons, but they're letting fly with the truly scathing social commentary. "More like a Royal Flush" was a good line, but I think thebestline of cissy was "But it's not...

He degraded him to a frontline grunt, not just any old grunt. Remember how he doesn't even know how to turn off the safety? And while they expect a victory they also expect heavy casualties -- the general expects it, the troops expect it, the drill sergeant expects it, cruise expects it...

I would probably at least pirate it if it had Sarah Silverman, Jeanine Geraffalo, Aisha Tyler, and then some completely random Nordic woman (biggest star in sweden, yo) playing Egon-a.

both, I think. lol if they actually make this. I can't think of a better way to shit all over the 1980's.

[gay joke]A show about MMA?[/gay joke]

Touchdown gets you a handjob?

That's one part of the movie I actually thought was lazy. Really the general is a giant douchebag for the sole purpose of being a giant douchebag. I get they were going for the "i'll win this at any cost" personality, and that's fine. They almost pulled it off -- it comes across that way if...

That's one part of the movie I actually thought was lazy. Really the general is a giant douchebag for the sole purpose of being a giant douchebag. I get they were going for the "i'll win this at any cost" personality, and that's fine. They almost pulled it off -- it comes across that way if...

Go fish and five card stud are different games despite being played with the same deck of cards. You would think a sc2 player would be good at logistics and quick reactive analysis though. At least I would. Maybe it's more like speed chess though, where the players focus more on the meta...

Oh boo hoo, poor you. Just working the salt mines for your fraudulent embezzling shitlord huh? Who gives a fuck if you feel bad? You should feel bad about taking part in this.

I've heard of worse initiation rituals. Smearing peanut butter in their asscrack and then dumping a box of cornflakes on it. We're talking about high school jocks. 14-18 year old boys. I think we all know how something like that gets started. One of the older guys either thinks it would...

I didn't say it does, man. They can both be guilty of different things. Either the wife fucked up or someone in that arbitration did. HEADS WILL ROLL.

Facebook Dr. ELIZA in a browser, tyen. That shit would be $$$

Tyenbots are getting pretty sophisticated. If you just scan that, it looks like there is a comment string. But if you read it, it does make about as much sense as a dickpill email. Are they working on procedurally generated facebook posts now?

Those circle of eternity guys were cocksuckers

No, none of us want this poor mockery of a 2000-01 slowly crumbling guild board dramafest that you guys are pretending is a game. If that was what you took away from "peeking" at this thread you misunderstand. You people are fucking stupid and we are making fun of you. That is the only...

Well, that's bad then. All she did was make it harder to hire him. If he'd confessed to actually doing anything that was obviously criminal (i'm not listening to some dude talk about having sex with 8 year olds, man) then his shrink would have dealt with that when it happened. The shrink...

I thought it was the shrink herself that was recording her own sessions. And of course she's ethically bound to report criminal behaviors. But... secret recordings? Ehhh... if she still has patients after doing that. Well. Maybe she does. It's not the reporting. It's the breach of trust...

Look, I can do a dance! p.s. oh god smarties so good. Brain food.

I did. I would be much more skeptical if it were not for the orange glow. Much. Yeah, it's bullshit. He might have -something-. I'm curious what!

Not that I know anything about redbull, but if they put an assortment of B vitamins in it (which I imagine they do) then that would be enough to shoot that entire complaint to shit.

+1 The "device" looks retarded. But since when is it a physical law that a fusion reactor has to be impressive. For all we know, it could be a pile of grey goo sitting on a table with a wire poking out of it that is eventually the form it takes. What always sticks to my guts about this...

I've never had a red bull. I've never even wanted one.

I really, really liked it personally. But, here's the thing. You had to play it a little, spend like 3 days modding it, play it a little, spend 3 more days modding it, then play it again. And... spoiler alert... mages are OP and blood mages are OP as hell. That's just a function of the...

It is the heathen fruit. Reform Newtons are p. good tho.

Nah. It's a biological imperative to breed. If someone loses their will to live that's understandable. When someone loses their will to fuck (or even think about fucking) that's a whole different and much more serious problem.

Man. Did I miss the creepy internet stalking during the database errors? The creepy internet stalking is the best part.

I don't remember exactly how the Chalky/Her relationship ended. I remember her running away from the car when he got stopped. So there's an implication that she's narcisses daughter and that she betrayed chalky to him. And I think she kinda did? And chalky doesn't know it. So I think what...

Maher could tell me my ass was on fire and even if I was in terrible ass-pain I'd still turn around to check.

Now I bet someone reading this right now could chug a gallon of milk and be just fine. Just. Fine I'll bet all my nets. You have to post pics though.

lul. Mr. Danger, if that is your real name, I salute you.

Yeah, it's a matter of taste. And I wouldn't say that any on his list are bad. I've never much cared for Steve Carell outside of ensemble. He can be good in an ensemble, but he can't play off himself. Lewis Black I like in small doses but he hits the point where I'm tired of him pretty...