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Not to mention whatever insight Murray should be able to give them. It's not looking good for America's Team. It's too easy to to jump to bad conclusions after the first game.

I thought it was good cook/good fuck/sane. I notice that there are lots of versions of that 3 legged stool, but sane is always one of the legs.

I missed it, is your not walking thing permanent?

I will assume zero tolerance flicks are porn and not bother to look it up.

yeah I saw it after I posted. I thought about editing it. I wonder if I would have still been infracted if I'd edited it in time.

More like you came before you got your shorts all the way off. eq2flames had the most comprehensive n-word filter anywhere on the internet ... according to the site owner. It was so bad there, you couldn't even talk about that politician named coon. He also didn't allow derivatives like negro...

Exciting. If my wife were here she'd tell you what pain does to me. The worst part is, she's sick so I couldn't fuck the shit out of her last night.

The funny thing is not that this word is given so much more power and gravitas than other racial epithets. It's that despite this word being so massively outrageously bad and evil and wrong, they can't be assed to edit the offending posts when someone gets infracted for it. Obviously it's...

Thanks. I'm glad I got that asked before the infraction took hold. I think I saw the notification right after I submitted the post.

yeah I know. Especially when I could have used sparkling wiggles (first time I'd ever seen that). Thanks for your support bro. Bake me a cake with a file in it please.

Damn, I forgot about that. I was thinking that as long as it wasn't obnoxious it was cool. I think the safe places are here and the amod thread. But still might be a problem if it's obnoxious in the amod thread.

Since you guys have experience with this, what do you think about a physicians assistant (for a General Practicioner) prescribing anti-depressants? Daughter went in today because she'd been feeling sick, came out with scripts for methylprednisolone and escitalopram. She's 19, so only she...

I like my women like I like my coffee. Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a mule by Juan Valdez. I like my women like I like my coffee. With big tits and no penis.

It was foggy this morning. Before I got to the freeway, the best visibility I had was maybe 100 yrds, but it was as bad as 20 yards in some places. Yet for some reason, 25% of the people on the road didn't bother, or know to turn their fucking lights on. WTF, do they not teach that anymore in...

Yeah, I was wondering if a bulldog was the inspiration for any movie monsters.

If you're talking to me, I was commenting on how much I sucked at picking winners. I got 4 right in the point spread league.

He said the guy was black. You think a white woman would hire a black PI? The only trouble he might be in is if the guy got his license plate and decides to get even with him for the racism. Hope Johnny got his plate too so that if he does try something, he can find him to bust his knees.

I woulda gone with mencia from south park when kane was beating him.

Looking at last weeks results, I'm going to try to pick losers this week. Especially in the point spread league.

OMG it's happening saturday. How did this shit almost sneak up on me?

Wife is about 1 inch shorter than me. I always preferred short chicks, but it was never a big deal to me. Not until the wedding day when she had to wear her ridiculous pumps (even though I ordered her not to) and was so tall I couldn't get the veil over her head without jumping. Now it irks...

I mentioned the 5 languages of love last week, and there is an explanation for this in that book. It could be that your wife isn't speaking your language and this chick is. So this chick is 'filling up your love tank'. That doesn't mean your marriage is over, it means your wife needs to learn...

Yea, it happened a lot more than I remembered. I'm up to the last fight now, and it happened in all of the prequel fights if you count being thrown around by force lightning. So far it hasn't really happened in the original trilogy. The best was the dooko vs anakin/obiwan fight in EP3 where...

Nice. But still, even then it was when a padawan was distracted and he defended himself well enough to not be killed. Theoretically he would have been concentrating hard while hanging on that wall so it wouldn't have worked again. I found the fight on youtube, and remembered that the longing...

Am I missing something? I see one pic there and it's a lower res version of the one we've had for a month.

I laughed when that tiny lady came in at the end and tried to kick / stomp the guy, then got shoved by another niner fan. I wonder if she was the original one who got shoved.

Labradoodles are also supposed to be hypoallergenic according to the only person I know who owns one.

When? I'm honestly having trouble remembering that happening. Maybe anakin force pushed mace, but that wouldn't really count because Mace thought Anakin was his ally. Did Dooku force push obi wan in the beginning of episode 3? Perhaps it happened a lot in comics, I never read those. But I...

I feel like being disturbed, but the video is gone. Anyone got a working link?

Man, this turned into a novel. I owned one, he was pretty awesome. It was already mentioned that they don't bark, they yodel, but honestly they don't yodel unless they're distressed. I never could get mine to yodel on command. When they do start yodeling though, holy shit it sounds like...

Jedi and sith can both defend against force pushes.

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Didn't get to see the game. In all seriousness, What the fuck happened to murray? Was there a reason they didn't hand it to him more? Was it because they were so far behind and gave up on the run early, or what? When he did get the ball, why was he getting negative yardage? Defense was that...

When your fear of needles is second to nothing, it's plenty bad enough.

Lovie smith is working again? So who's the token black guy they interview now when a team needs a new coach? Is Denny Green still kicking around, or has he hung it up?

You can also decapitate the dog and send the head in to have it tested. I'd do that way before taking those 20 shots to the gut from 10" needles. (Note I don't know if it's really 20 shots, I think someone described it to me once, and in my memory, it might have grown a little)

Well there ya go. That should settle it. Anyone who argues that it's anakin is a fucktard. My money is on Kylo Ren.

Cats are the best when there's one in a house full of dogs. Then they tend to act like small deformed dogs. True story, I've had more cats that played fetch than dogs, and I've had 4-5 times more dogs.

Azeth* is scraping the bottom of the septic tank now trying to find out.

I don't understand why yall are taking Azeth* to task for that. Looked like some good quality shit talk to me. Your team sucks so bad I won't even be bragging about beating them. That would be like saying, "I would make jokes about fucking yo momma, but I don't want anyone to know I was ever...