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Looks like a drunk bears fan trying to start a fight with catler.

Probably none. He's going to have capri ride him cowgirl and see how high he shoots her into the air. Hope like hell she doesn't try to suck him off first. Try explaining how that hooker got the hole through the back of her head and it wasn't murder.

I think the prot in protagonist comes from proto, or first. Agonist is just someone engaged in a contest or struggle. It's not a for/against type thing like Progress / Congress.

Makes sense, if there's a heroine addict of a team, it's the eagles. I think I need to get this neg checked for STDs.

OK thanks for clearing that up. Is there an special term for when you have to leave the anchor behind?

I guess you never got down on all 4's and said "What is it boy, what do you smell" If she keeps giggling, skip dinner. PS: Just wanted to let you know I wear your neg proudly as the symbol of your impotent envy that it is. Sorry to post it in the thread folks, if he'd left a name I...

The opposite? I thought weighing anchor was dropping it, and aweigh was lifting it. If I had to guess, I would think anchors away would mean cutting it loose because you don't have time to lift it. Is there a term for that? Seems like there is, but I can't remember it.

Why only count the sexually active part of their lives? Are you wanting to ignore any that they accidentally swallowed as a child?

In a world where horseshoes and washers already exist, there's just no place for cornhole. Oh wait, I forgot about tailgating. OK, tailgating is the only proper place for cornhole.

I agree it was a pretty meh ending to a good show. Wasn't even a surprise who betrayed them. I was hoping there would be someone else on the ship, but that's just because, other than the android, I like them all.

I thought it was aweigh.

wtf is bangarang other than the name of episode 1 of killjoys?

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

That's a sand person and it's like 10 years old.

I dated a girl once who, thinking back, I'm pretty sure had rape fantasies. I only realized it a year or so later when I was talking to another girl online who told me she had them, and the similarities were too numerous to ignore. If the bitch had just told me straight up, I'd have been happy...

Now the question is, would it be less embarrassing to fill it all out now and suck, or to fill it out every week and suck slightly less?

It's a lot easier to build a farraday cage when the house is being constructed. The downside to that is that you will miss having cell coverage from the couch.

Hope it's not a series finale, but if it is, I guess that's a good place to end it. If they come back next year, they can explore whatever weakened omec survived on earth. Odds are they will be more reasonable. Do you think they'll pick up in a few years when nolan and doc ywell make it back...

Does your uncle post on rerolled? Story is sounding familiar.

That begs the question, is kuriin even gay? Do you touch balls?

What do neck kisses mean? I will fuck hard and make you scream?

How can you fault anyone for stalking Bristol? Has she started doing porn yet? I hope she does it before she gets old and saggy.

I have nearly broken my wife if that habit, because I fuck with her when she does it. My favorite it to start in like she's already told me what it was and say something like "No way what a fucking cunt!" "Did you report it?" etc. But in reality you and I are both just being jerks. Girls...

The article called it rape though, and a misdemeanor. It's possible they were 2 different incidents, but the article made it sound like the same one. Anyway, the one thing people want most, especially spoiled brats like most atheletes are, is what they can't have. That's why rape, even if...

I might have missed it, did 2 tell anyone else she was an advanced cyborg or whatever? They were acting weird towards her, but that could have just been because of the uncertainty about how she survived. I don't see why everyone would be all pissed at her about that. I get the feeling...

Tenk's post reminded me of a book my wife made me read. Have we talked about the 5 languages of love in this thread? The basic premise is there are 5 general ways people show love, but most of us only respond to 1 of them. IIRC, the 5 languages are touch, quality time, words of affirmation...

Yeah but if domestic violence accusations get you effectively suspended for a year+ with no charges, you can't expect rape charges to bring anything less. Wait, misdemeanor rape? That doesn't sound right. Maybe he only stuck the tip in.

Miri to at least get naked since they're making a porno.

That's some rape culture shit right there.

Normally, being loved by the crowd at sXsw would be a negative. But the trailer did look good.

Oh you meant that 90 minutes I spent with my dick in my hand and then at the end couldn't remember why I pulled my dick out? Maybe he's like me and doesn't like to think about that cock tease movie.

OK new subject. Lets talk about boba fett's armor Versus his dad's armor I mean, WTF, do kids just not take care of their shit these days?

What if his other hobby is furiously masturbating? I think in that case he should focus on the gaming. Krip, bro. I thought you were forever jailbait. Who said you were allowed to grow up? Anyway, I suggest tinder or oriental massage parlors to knock out that stench of desperation. Also...

Hey it cured me of that last ear worm I had. I hate when I get an ear worm for a song I only know a few words of.

Wow, 10 hours straight of playing. Those Bith really have stamina. Are those the aliens that launched the 9/23 comet at us?

I forgot to mention the other day that I was anxious because my masseuse was coming over in a couple hours and I wanted to be sure the shit wasn't rushed.

Actually, it's something quite different. Idiots like lumie wrote that shit in the CERN comments section.